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October 27, 2011 |
In: Animals, Awesome, Funny, WTF
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cats do not like anything that draws attention away from them…so they lay on it
Don't talk about getting laid… I haven't had some for quite a while meow…
- the one you love to hate
and then when you want to give them attention and pet them, they either run away or start clawing. Cats are pieces of shit and we should ship them all off to China so they can eat them into extinction. imho.
Sort of like Lindsay Lohan?
Because cats are jerks.
BECAUSE CATS ARE ASSHATS! Every single one of them!
The only good cat is a cat that says: "WOOFFF!".
(you know, with the gasoline and all…)
- the one you love to hate
Now THAT is fuckin funny
I am giving you a mental bitch slap right now…oh and my cat said you can stick it where the sun dont shine
And my dog said your stupid
does your dog have better grammar than you?
Not really with the lack of thumbs and all, but who really needs a period anyway, well other then girls.
He missed the point completely and apparently so did you
And apparently so did you.
Nope not at all but thanks for playin!
Speaking of asshats … (that's you) we are (we're NOT were) referring to your (NOT YOU'RE) (incorrect) use of the word "YOUR" ..
As in .. "and my dog said YOU'RE (NOT YOUR, the possession is NOT on stupid .. it's an apostrophe 're … you're … SHORT FOR … YOU ARE STUPID)
that is where you are wrong Nazi, my dog was referring to his stupid.
Trying to educate Chivers is like giving bicycles to fish…
Beg to differ… cats are needy self-centered bastards
hahah i gave you a thumbs up but when your already -46 its hard to recover
PLEASE GO SWALLOW A KNIFE
#19 is soo purr-retty.
I had a cat that always slept on top of my monitor. Got a flat screen, and her reaction was priceless when she realized that there was nothing to land on.
Why? Because they can.
#5 He knows that is the only way he'll get any attention. Too many people addicted to the internet.
least favorite chive gallery without a doubt….. girls sports funny sexy….cats? wtf
if you don't like cats then why did you view this gallery then.
He probably thought it was really about pussy.. o.0
You know the old saying: "If it wasn't made for sleeping, why is it made of warm?"
At least he is eating his own kind. Siamese….
I meant thank you for eating that cat…they are asshats!
Probably closest he will ever get to eating pussy. Just like the rest of you asshats.
#4 is that good old IRC on the computer screen?
I didn't think anyone use that anymore.
Wrong. I still do.
And yes, beermonkey, that IS mIRC showing.
Irc is still alive and kicking I still frequent a few channels.
Soft kitty, warm kitty, liitle ball of fur. Happy kitty, sweety kitty pur pur pur.
#4 The apathy is contagious, not sure I'll get much done today.
I think they must be after the mouse…
Cats are dumb
Cats always lay on laptops simply because they are warm …
Thanks for clarifying!
No it's because they're cruel bloody evil creatures. They KNOW you need the keyboard, so they block it for you. But they're evil; they don't just lie down on them, they be acting all "oohhh look at me lying here soooo cute, gotta love me" so that you don't want to push them aside like you should. EVIL!!1!
Face it; you've been KEYBLOCKED!
mmm…i think is because of the mouse…
I hate cats…
cause the owners don't move them? like they are some sacred object? not good You can still love an animal and yet move them so you can stop procrastinating
High Stan…remember me?
Wow was that supposed to be "funny"?
ok it's getting worse it was only on Saturdays now Thursdays too?
SHUT…….UP…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please. Not ONE person appreciates your comments. I know you don't feel good about being hated…nobody likes that shit.
So delete your account, come back under a different name, and change your goddam personality while you're at it.
Soooo……you like cats I take it?
He already tried that. He was listed as "Roady" with a picture of a Mustang…he deleted that account after he was called out. For some reason he also posts as "nate".
I have never posted as nate and it was a corvette
Yeah like your fucking fat ass could fit into either a 'Stang or a 'Vette
Jen change fom your ass to your mouth when you talk next time
Oh so you know alot about ass to mouth do you?
My butthole itches
Move their dumb ass off the keyboard and get to work
Why? Because fuck you that’s why!
#13 #14 So much "Awww" in this post!
You really are a fag, aren't you?
#20 Attack Cat punishes you for your insolence. How do you type on your keyboard when he needs fed.
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