Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (41 Photos)

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  • Dizzle

    Finally the DAR my salvation!

    • hMMMM

      Hi, Chive

    • Porn?

      Ahaha porn site adverts on TheChive? It finally happenned?

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    FJIARST? Not Fjiarst? Don't care as long as you guys love me ❤

    #40 OOOOOOHHH Dylan MFG!!!!! (My Fine Goddess…)

    Hugs,
    Paula
    #41 is nice too, great POV!! (could have removed that long hair though)

    • culpjp

      I ❤ U Paula, You make the Chive better just being here everyday!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Fuck off, I'm into women. The ever lovely ❤ Lauren ❤ most of all.

        As far as your shirt goes, have you ever enjoyed image searching Norma Stitz?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • culpjp

          Why I'm into women also, that makes one thing we have in common, that could be the start of a beautiful thing. <3<3 ❤ ❤

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Why you sly devil you! ❤
            Come on then, I'll fix you a free drink.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • culpjp

              Thanks, but no thanks Paula. The only thing I learned in college was to never take free drinks from strangers. 😉 You can buy me a beer anytime though. ❤

            • Stan_Dalone

              paula, I see you made the dar again #1 that's you all the way to the right

              • FuckoffStan

                Wow youre fucking hilarious

                Dumbass

              • Skinhead Larry

                Stan you are so full of FAIL!

        • Ren

          So here's a thing. Paula = Lauren / the Chive trolling.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Nah, but if only I could be one with <3Lauren<3 … Or BE <3Lauren<3 …. All day I'd play with m…. uhhmm… brb.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

          • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

            I don't get where this crazy notion even came from. Paula is a troll that provides witty treats that I enjoy and I am the person that she wants to kidnap and place in a glass coffee table. It's a functioning relationship of sorts.

            But I hope you actually don't believe that bs story. Paula lives in some odd time zone and I live in the EST area, and just looking at the scope of her comments… even if I wanted to be her I couldn't. I work during the day and don't really Chive much anymore as it is.

            • Rob

              Huh… Glass coffee table… Interesting…

              • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

                Taxidermy coffee tables. Ever heard of them? Crazy as hell, but I wouldn't put it past Paula for wanting/already having one of those. 😉
                <img src="http://www.dumonttaxidermy.com/furniture/displaytable.jpg"&gt;

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  OMG OMG OMG!!! What a great idea!! :p
                  We should like totally go shopping for one together, are you like free tomorrow?
                  Be sure to wear something comfy as you might need to fit a few different models before we find the right size to show you off bestest!
                  Also: this way you'd take up less space compared to a seperate glass coffin! Not that I mind you taking up space of course, but you're quite tall. Combining it with a table is sooooo smart but then again, hey, it was your idea.

                  Hugs,
                  Paula
                  – like sooooo looking forward to this! ❤

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  BTW damn girl, you change your profile pic more often than I change my underwear!

                  Hugs,
                  Paula
                  – but then again, I hardly ever change my…… oh, never mind.

            • DirtyNJ

              I always thought paula was John's sister. The one that was runs/given the berry. It makes sense if you think about it.

              • -438jgr

                i would think about it, but unfortunately i couldn't give less of a shit.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Glass coffin dear <3Lauren<3, glass coffin. Filled with formaldehyde. Works longer than botox ever will.
              Oh you'd look so lovely forever <3<3<3

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – the one you love to hate

  • tjk

    #8!!! 😀 so awesome

  • perry

    A good end to a good week, Chive.

    #40, #41

  • Undershooter30

    #1 forever alone

    • AssClown
      • KHfan4evr

        My sister says that she loves you for this. (She is the lonely one.)

    • ComeAtMeBro

      I knew someone would beat me to it.

      • Catalystika

        Yeah, I know what you mean. Oh well. Great minds and all that stuff.

        • Undershooter30

          Nope, just a really obvious meme.

    • DoomsDayDub

      F – stands for "Forever alone"

  • sam j.

    #29, #30

    I want everything about that Chivette

    • jjj

      Been out of school 14 years but suddenly think I need a tutor.

    • Nunya Bidness

      I need a tutor in mammography.

    • Keith

      I need a tootor, see I can't even spell right! Come help in Seattle!

    • teh dude

      wow…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #30 What the hell did she do to her left eye (right side for us)? Photoshop disaster?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Final

      You're so on the right track in life bro! go for it!

    • SuperDanMan4290

      Tutor in Houston?? 😀

      ~Superdanman

    • desertsteel

      Whatever she's teaching…..I'm studying!

  • Drex

    #4 She's a keeper

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Wanted to say something 'Paula-ish', but when you're right, you're right….

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Michael Lohan

      Hopefully she knows how to make a sandwhich

      • Tom

        Smart girl. She's still going to get the engagement ring. Hot, likes baseball… deserves the ring!

    • Gevth

      Obviously, his boyfriend isn't.

      • Gevth

        *"her" bf.
        Damn foreigners…

    • Stan_Dalone

      I guess she just doesn't love you like that

    • @myawfulroommate

      My dad told my mom she could get a car or an engagement ring cause they were just out of college at the time. But a few years later she got a big diamond anniversary ring LOL

  • BARTMAN

    #41 Thanks Chive…

    • Deflater Mouse

      boobs!

  • DanFromDetroit

    #37 Mt. Hood is better

    /Portland FTW

    • Pfffft

      So what. Until you come up with a better pic of the 'Magnificent Mt. Hood', STFU.

    • mcsailor

      Gorge all the way…

    • BigRick69

      Are you kidding? THE MOUNTAIN CASTS A SHADOW ON THE *SKY*!!!!

    • jeff

      come up with a better picture with Mt. Hood and we may agree, till that moment shut the fuck and go take that picture.

    • Dano

      I used to live on the other side of that shot. No way Hood is better.

      Best,

      D

    • Jon

      Portland sux. no way its better than Seattle/Bellevue

    • DirtyNJ

      One of the most amazing thing's i have ever seen is mount rainer, in the morning sun. Try it sometime.

  • Undershooter30

    #16 Able to jump all other memes in a single bound.

    • Chivacy Please

      Now my desktop image…thanks

  • JshWGrdn

    #29 You can't teach me anything you want to…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      So…. you too dumb then?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • final

        Jesus Paula had to point out your fuck up there, bud you need help.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Duh, I'm smartar than the avarage Chivar.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the ane you lave to hate

          • Stan_Dalone

            you are smarter than the average ant and that's about it

            • FuckoffStan

              Wow that is weaksauce fuckwad LMFAO

            • Sherlock Holmes

              Oh my god, YOUR INSULTS ARE SOOOOO BAD!!!

      • Stan_Dalone

        no dumber than you. You are too stupid to get it though

        • FuckoffStan

          Once again with the grade 3 humor huh asshat?

          • Billy

            Dude lay off the child. he is only 14. Cut him some slack.

    • Jen

      such as "how to pick up a man"?

  • carl

    #41 wins

    • Remy

      Because boobs.

  • balls

    i love balls

  • Undershooter30

    #41 BEWBS!

  • jacob

    #36, #37, #38, #39

    The sunset on the DAR went subterranean. nicely played

  • Verbal_Kint

    #33 I hope there was plenty of bacon…

    • bob lee swagger

      ALL the bacon.

      • Verbal_Kint

        Well played, sniper.

    • isawoj

      It's a good thing you weren't under dressed.

    • DrJerome

      Just saw him 30 minutes ago in SF. He did not seem so nice, but maybe he was just in character. Or maybe it was because Megan was dragging him out to shop for vintage clothing.

    • -)(-

      i hope you white faggots get over your weird ass fixation on bacon. it's not funny or cute in a quirky way. it's gay.

      • FREEEDOMMMMM!!

        Do you know why you're gay/stupid homophobe/ unamerican/ polesmoker. It is not funny or cute in a quirky way. The constitution should have been written on bacon. troll on pole somker. Just leave bacon and the american way out of it.

      • @myawfulroommate

        also fuckwit the comment was a joke on the fact that his character loves bacon

  • TitoRigatoni

    #10 Dat Ass!

  • sandy

    #41

    I was hoping for that one in HQ, the chive did not disappoint

    • Slick_Nick

      TheChive never disappoints :p

  • Undershooter30

    #4 She is perfect!….. Or maybe she just doesn't like you that much.

    • Master_Rahl

      that girl right there is a keeper, and I don't even like baseball.

  • AssClown
    • JROC

      you are dumb

      • AssClown

        You ROC

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      It's not late asshat! You just wanted to show off that pic!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • AssClown

        *assClown

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well, you're an ass with no hat too, amirite?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

      • Stan_Dalone

        your only talent is to call people names? yup exactly what I thought. You never come uup with anything original. you put people down cause you are such a loser in real life

        • FuckoffStan

          5 hours ago @ theCHIVE – Daily Afternoon Random… · 0 replies · +2 points
          hey whats up chuck, you low life piece of shit. How are besides being a complete moron?

          1 day ago @ theCHIVE – Daily Afternoon Random… · 3 replies · -8 points
          if you had no clue before you do now, you should leave the site as you are an embarassment to TheChive and everyone here.

          1 day ago @ theCHIVE – Daily Afternoon Random… · 9 replies · -14 points
          she sucks she is unoriginal, unfunny, no class, no taste, just a low life freaky deeky dutch bitch. I know they won't ban you, but you should be. Paula, I urge you to either apologize for your disgusting rhetoric or leave the site

          1 day ago @ theCHIVE – Missing photos of the … · 2 replies · -7 points
          I can back mysellf up at anytime moron. Just because YOU think I am fat doesn't mean I am cause I am not at all in anyway overweight 6'3"225 I am far from fat so as i have said before get overyourself. you are an accident looking for someplace to happen

          1 day ago @ theCHIVE – Missing photos of the … · 1 reply · -6 points
          Fullof Shit you couldn't be more wrong that was her interpretation not mine. so get your facts straight. but of course you can't cause you are a brainless minion as paula said you were

          1 day ago @ theCHIVE – Missing photos of the … · 2 replies · -8 points
          this is NOT a popularity contest. You're a bitch your so called brainless minions are assholes pure and simple you suck people don't want you here. Take a poll paula you seem to think that's a great idea. see if they want you to stay or go. and don't cheat like I know you are capable of. I on the other hand don't give a shit what others think of me, I am not going anywhere

          Gee Stanley, your only talent is to call people names? You are one hypocritical piece of shit arent you?

          • Stan_Dalone

            Congrats you know ho to cut and paste, dd mommy teach you how to do that? so I bet it thrills you to stalk me, love hate relationship you have? lmao

            • FuckoffStan

              Wow a mommy joke – like thats nor fucking old asshat. And once again you missed the fucking point. You called Paula out for calling people names and I supplied the proof that you do exactly the same you fucking clueless moron.

              Once a fucking hypocrite, always a fucking hypocrite

              "irronious" LOL. What a fucking moron

              • Stan_Dalone

                while you hide behind a stupid name,coward that you are it doesn't surprise me in the least.

                • FuckoffStan

                  Wow as we go around and around in circles trying to get something thru that fucking thick skull of yours you start making less and less sense LMFAO

                  • Stan_Dalone

                    Paula, as we go round after round. You can't fight your own battles you have to do it through all these lame ass names. Curious I am, as to why you hide behind all these names.

                    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                      Yyyyeah, I don't do that. Whatever I have to say I'll do under this account, I don't have to hide as I don't care what anyone thinks of my comments, see? Asshat?

                      Hugs,
                      Paula
                      – the one you love to hate

                    • FuckoffStan

                      This from the guy who started following me with the same nic – we know its you asshat, you may use the spell check but it doesnt hide the bad grammar or the complete and utter stupidity

                      Once a hypocrite, always a hypocrite

              • FuckoffStan

                I am the real hypocrite, and since I would get in trouble for using my registered name Paula I use this to attack Stan

                • FuckoffStan

                  Wow you are fucking sad. Nice try Stanley. Fucking pathetic

                • Dan Turpin

                  Stan, keep your sad-ass on your official account, you little bitch.

                  • FuckoffStan

                    make sense turpintine

          • Stan_Dalone

            So why do you hide behind an irronious name and have to go to great lengths to remain secret. that you have tyo stalk me. what is it you are afraid of anyway? Oh that's right you're a coward and cowards can't confront people without being a mystery rotflmao

            • FuckoffStan

              First off its "erroneous" you fucking moron and I dont hide behind anything – I comment, you respond and I respond to you, just like Im doing right now imbicile.

              Nothing "Cowardly" about it Fuckwad but Id really like to know where you came up with this piece of shit logic "cowards can't confront people without being a mystery" Seriously why do you make this shit up? LMFAO. What a complete fucking tool.

              • Stan_Dalone

                you don't think I know there's a spell check button? of course I do, but i have to give you something to complain about lmao

                • FuckoffStan

                  Not the fucking point dumbass – any adult with more than a Grade 3 education would know how to spell "erroneous" with using spell check. I guess that doesnt include fatass retired truckers.

                  But then again you know its there, youre just to fucking stupid to use it. LMFAO

              • Stan_Dalone

                of course it is cowardly cause if you weren't you would come out from behind that unregistered name and use paula like normal, skulking in my intense debate profile to cut and paste just to try to find stupid shit to fulfill your empty life. call me names try to point out I'm a hypocrite when you yourself are the biggest one around

                • FuckoffStan

                  And like I just said youre making less and less sense. Im not the one going around calling a person a troll while doing the exact same fucking thing. Im not the one going around giving Paula shit for calling people names while doing the exact same fucking thing so please little Stanley TELL me how Im being a hypocrite?

                  And Ive GOT a registered name dumbass, youre just too fucking stupid to figure out how to find it LMFAO

                  • Stan_Dalone

                    yes I see you have been visiting my intensedebate porfile. Yet you don't use it, You are afraid of the score you will get if you do.

                    • FuckoffStan

                      Really cause it doesnt register as a visitor IF YOU DONT HAVE A INTENSE DEBATE ACCOUNT YOU COMPLETE FUCKING MORON!

                      LMFAO Holy crap can someone really be this fucking stupid?

                • Robert Plant

                  Stop voting your own comments up, Stan. You fucking faggot.

                  • Fuckyouplant

                    go bury yourself in the ground plant

                    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                      …and grow beautifully.

                      Hugs,
                      Paula
                      – the one you love to hate

                    • FuckoffStan

                      Yeah no capital at the beginning of the sentence, just like all of Sleeps_Alones posts.

                      Hypocrite

    • Solo

      seriously, and there's me thinking this meme had died for now.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It ALMOST died, but it saved itself by drinking its own piss.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • AsshatPaula

          if you died we'd all be over joyed, you unfunny piece of crap o drink your own piss

          • FuckoffStan

            Again no capital letter at the beginning of the sentence – Hey dumbass youre not fooling anyone. LMFAO

        • Stan_Dalone

          that's a perfect representation of you paula

          • FuckoffStan

            Oh Stanly, gathering the "minions" are we?

            Fucking hypocrite

            • Stan_Dalone

              I don't have minions. you on the other hand are a mindless drone

              • JROC

                hey watch out for stan…. he's a dick

                • FuckoffStan

                  No hes a fucking clueless dick

                  • FuckoffStan

                    JROC fuck you you are as bad as Stan ya clueless dick

                    • FuckoffStan

                      And you honestly think we dont know thats you Stanley? Ive said it before and Ill say it again…. fucking clueless

                    • JROC

                      im not stan. hes a dick. you have to much time

              • FuckoffStan

                Oh really? Then what about this piece of drivel… "btw I hope you don't mind I chose to follow you. I give you thumbs up and if some puts you down I try to over come that for you. gotta stick together, it helps lol ". The operative words there are " I give you thumbs up and if some puts you down I try to over come that for you. gotta stick together," inferring some kind of reciprocation. Man you are fucking clueless.

                Mindless drone? This from the guy who posts one word comments on almost every picture. Talk about fucking mindless drone.

              • Brother M.

                honestly Stan you're possibly the saddest commenter i've ever seen on this site. and i've seen Nazz and Hell Hath No Fury.

                • Davinport

                  Please, Stan_Dalone, tell me how you benefit from your behavior? You're really not very good at trolling, and it comes across simply inept and unfunny. Personally, I often enjoy scrolling through the comments and seeing people's opinions or views on certain topics brought up, the occasional witty prank by some of the more clever trolls (yeah, even Paula_ 's..), and the odd bit of genuine humor posted by the more entertaining or ludicrous Chivers.

                  However, now and then people decide to be belligerent, obnoxious and offensive. The reason behind this eludes me. I can only speculate on the cause and desired effect of this behavior. Any description I can fathom to characterize a person who would act this way would more than likely be misinterpreted as and onslaught of insults, and that isn't my intention here.

                  The reason I occasionally do read through the comments after viewing an image gallery is because there does exist some witty exchanges, interesting facts, and mischief. As an example, I myself was once tricked into google searching Norma Stitz. While it was very much not what I had expected to see at the time, I couldn't help but to laugh aloud. Believe it or not, there can be some rich humor found through some of the "trolls" out there. Some are actually a big part of the reason I read through otherwise trivial comments.

                  While this site is entertaining and well put together, for which I would like to commend the administrators involved, what makes the site so rich is the people who contribute images and constructive comments. Even requests for "MOAR!!1!" is a contribution – it displays the desires of their audience, and helps the good people of TheChive know what direction to go to please their viewers.

                  I know I'm getting to the tl;dr point, so I'll be brief. Stan_Dalone, I do not ask you to stop posting, or visiting this site. The internet is free for all to use. You have as much a right to contribute as any other. I simply ask for you to stop attempting to impede the humor, creativity and freedom of others. Singling people out to insult and oppress is uncalled for. Please, just Keep Calm and Chive on.

                  • Stan_Dalone

                    you are pathetic,"I'll be brief" you call that brief? rotflmao nice try wind bag go scroll the dar have a nice day

                    • FuckoffStan

                      He said "I'll be brief" and the beginning of the last paragraph you insufferable Jackwagon. See how more and more people are catching on to what a pathetic, hypocritical, mindless idiot you are? LMFAO

              • Davinport

                Please, Stan_Dalone, tell me how you benefit from your behavior? You're really not very good at trolling, and it comes across simply inept and unfunny. Personally, I often enjoy scrolling through the comments and seeing people's opinions or views on certain topics brought up, the occasional witty prank by some of the more clever trolls (yeah, even Paula_ 's..), and the odd bit of genuine humor posted by the more entertaining or ludicrous Chivers.

                However, now and then people decide to be belligerent, obnoxious and offensive. The reason behind this eludes me. I can only speculate on the cause and desired effect of this behavior. Any description I can fathom to characterize a person who would act this way would more than likely be misinterpreted as and onslaught of insults, and that isn't my intention here.

                The reason I occasionally do read through the comments after viewing an image gallery is because there does exist some witty exchanges, interesting facts, and mischief. As an example, I myself was once tricked into google searching Norma Stitz. While it was very much not what I had expected to see at the time, I couldn't help but to laugh aloud. Believe it or not, there can be some rich humor found through some of the "trolls" out there. Some are actually a big part of the reason I read through otherwise trivial comments.

                While this site is entertaining and well put together, for which I would like to commend the administrators involved, what makes the site so rich is the people who contribute images and constructive comments. Even requests for "MOAR!!1!" is a contribution – it displays the desires of their audience, and helps the good people of TheChive know what direction to go to please their viewers.

                I know I'm getting to the tl;dr point, so I'll be brief. Stan_Dalone, I do not ask you to stop posting, or visiting this site. The internet is free for all to use. You have as much a right to contribute as any other. I simply ask for you to stop attempting to impede the humor, creativity and freedom of others. Singling people out to insult and oppress is uncalled for. Please, just Keep Calm and Chive on.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Leave Paula's minions alone!

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – the one you love to hate

        • DirtyNJ

          I'm a paula hater just like every one else. But you "standalone" are the ULTIMATE TROLL BAIT. You Have become what you hate. You've lived long enouph to see your self become the villian. You two should make the Ultimate troll babies and ruin the internet for years too come. Paula_Dalone

          • Stan_Dalone

            point duly noted. have a nice day

            • FuckoffStan

              And yet you still continue to do it.

              Hypocrite

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Normally I'd bang anything with a pulse, but in Dances_Alone's case I'll gladly make an exception.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

    • MylesofStyles

      44 replies. Well played AssClown.

  • Will

    #6

    Count me in!

    • bob lee swagger

      Seriously…How much do boats cost, because I need one ASAP!

      • adub

        boats n hoes….boats n hoes!

    • Salute My Shorts

      Makes me wonder how she broke that arm

      • sooty

        Good eye!

      • MrMcdougal

        i've got some bad news….

      • its_forge

        by being an unbelievably frail bony waif?

  • jrey81

    #21 & #41 thanks chive! high quality in high quality!

    • SuperDanMan4290

      Very High Quality….. The Beauty in Chive. 🙂

      ~Superdanman

  • steve i.

    #7 aahhh crikey ain't she a beaut

    • ssstoopid

      Oim going to floy this choppa over a pond FILLED with crocs… jus ta see what happens.

    • DoucheBrew

      a right beautiful Sheila

  • Choogar

    #33 Swanson looks a little put-out.

    • Surgere

      He looks like he's about to melt dudes' faces and enslave their women…so basically, a normal day.

  • a newbie

    kinda new here. very new in fact. found this place via iTunes and the new app.

    so… is this place magic

    #41, #40

    • jjj

      Yes

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Welcome to the Hotel California,
      Such a lovely place…

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Stan_Dalone

        there goes the neighborhood with you in it

        • FuckoffStan

          Seriously dude (altho I like it when your brain farts and you call people "dud") this grade 3 "humor" has got to stop. LMFAO

        • THE GREAT EXCLAIMER

          GODDAMN, GET A LIFE!!!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          You ALMOST correctly spelled 'neighbourhood'. You're improving! Keep this up and you'll FINALLY advance to grade 3! With any luck that will be before your 22nd birthday!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

    • Undershooter30

      Not sure but I'm leaning toward probably…. It might take some magic to get a chive on shirt your first try though. (Unless this new hire makes a big difference)

    • ale

      Oh Darling!, welcome to this madness.
      from a chivette across the world…

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