Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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  • https://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyLuvv Bill Ivory

    First!

    • InbredStick

      You did it! Now go out there and be somebody!

    • DCMOFO

      OK gramps, that's enough.

    • rabble

      #21 Oh Fuck My God ?

      • etcrr

        a face only a mother duck could love

      • Lawndart

        Thumbs down for replying to the first post with an unrelated post. Try getting here earlier if you want the top of the comments! 🙂

        • qwert

          i see nothing wrong in hijacking a "first" post

          • MylesofStyles

            Hijacking a "first" post is the only honorable thing to do with a "first" post.

            • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

              Well in that case,Where are TGIF's?

  • http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

    dude #15 is about to get paid

    • LC

      get money fuck bitches

    • Funaki

      yeah about $2 probably

      • its_forge

        Which he'll use to buy a week's worth of food for his family of four and have enough left over to feed the chickens and the dog. 'Cuz nobody else there is getting paid more than $2 either so nothing costs anything.

  • Mike

    #7 Ape Lincoln jajaja

    • panama99

      He freed the aborigines…….

      With his great Sydney Wellsboro Speech "Four pints and seven spears ago……"

    • Surgere

      You spelled "hahaha" wrong.

      • R-Dub

        He is apparently Mexican. Thats how Mexicans spell it.

        • physx

          god damn it speak one language or the other, spanglish is a horrible abomination

    • Sovem

      Little known fact– this is ACTUALLY what Lincoln looked like 1 second before Booth shot him.

    • sixdeadelves

      made me laugh

  • Wapah!

    #8 He got pitted, so pitted

    • JROC

      Hey sweet redemption the other week bro. the movie is Bra Boys

  • Insomniac

    #9 right hand, head and body seem like a girl's, left hand seems like a dude's… kinda weirded out here

    • http://www.sublimedirectory.com ChodeLauncher

      "She had man hands…"

      • ThornyDevil

        If she's more interested in her phone then learn, why keep her in school? Waste of time and taxes.

      • MAX_POW

        See what you did there….Seinfeld!!

    • stabbyjake

      She should just use her laptop like the girl across from her…

    • Stan_Dalone

      implied cheating on her test

    • Hippy Dan

      Shopped?

    • Charles

      states what pick is about, gets 83 thumbs up

    • Broseph Stalin

      Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that!

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #2 Genius. Love it.

    • SteelCityChivette

      It puts the lotion on its fur.

    • kidn

      a census taker tried to test me once, i ate his liver with your old socks and a nice pair of underwear.

  • AmIrite?

    #10 Worlds greatest dad…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled #13

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • KickingPaulasAss

        Not our world or galaxy.. Trolling fail.

      • Stan_Dalone

        you misspelled fail

        • Sleep_Salone

          You misspelled Stan

    • panama99

      Should have made him a shot glass…..

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Nah,drink that shit straight off the bottle.

  • MidwestChiver

    #2 classic movie #21 made me rofl

    • JHL1

      OFMG?

  • Wapah!

    #18 Need a hand to jerk off while you scroll? theres an app for that!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      oh who am I kidding,
      that WAS funny

  • Mike

    #20 "Oh! perfect passenger stall! Been a while since we've seen that one"

  • HippieBe-gone

    #22 Perfect opportunity for windex commercial.

    • justin

      Where did that happen?

      • any

        Colombia. Last week students of public universities were protesting against some new goverment politics….but they decided to do it peacefully

  • Kyle

    #12 3rd and 4th should have dresses.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      FAKE! Justin Bieber would have instantly gotten decapitated.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Guy

        Not even the desperate of gays would want head from that kid.

        • Guy

          most*

      • FuckoffStan

        but not as fake as you are

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Why would I be fake?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one who loves to fake it

  • chetvik

    #26

    i don't care Putin rules

    • ThatGuy

      Yeah, with an iron fist.

  • Sam

    #26 makes nose huge to make his seem normal

  • chetvik

    #14

    very disturbing but couldn't stop watching

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Your girlfriend LOVES this guy!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • FuckoffPaula

        but no one loves you

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Yes you do ❤

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love

        • 908243

          Stan, get a life.

  • acash

    #5 = alcohol poisoning… there's a reason it's only shark 'week'

    • Funaki

      it said live every day like it's shark week, not live every day like it's saint patricks day

      • ilikebeer

        i like watching shark week with a beer in my hand…

  • nate

    #24 douche.

    Really digging #3.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Should be Goes to Meme Party, has double chin

  • Captlazarus

    #26 is there anything Putin can't do?

    • Steerpike

      eat his own face?

    • Laurie

      Yes, give birth. I think that's about it though…

    • jra1234

      Allow anyone else run for Pesident?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=144800145 Andrew Salerno

    #25

    where. where is this. i want to go to there.

  • theyellowfever

    #3 Mine does all the heavy-lifting Monday evening, but I guess not everyone hates their job and/or life.

  • http://twitter.com/petes117 @petes117

    #20 The Perfect Storm 2: Desert Storm

  • Mouchette

    #3, so true

  • mattwilson

    #24 "goes to meme party, doesn't bring own beer"

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Looks like he's put on some weight. I like that he's fat AND stupid now.

  • Herp Derp

    #14 Only in Asia…

    • Funaki

      the guy is from glasgow….

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Glasgow, Brazil. Which happens to be in Asia.

  • sham....

    y no gifs in chive app 😦

    • apple

      dummy

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