A very Chive Halloween Part 1 (70 Photos)

There were a lot of Chivers who came out costumes 'a blazin over the weekend. We've received thousands of submissions and we're just trying to keep pace over here. We also know there are plenty of Halloween parties tonight. So in the interest of giving everybody a fair shot, we'll be running Part II tomorrow.

Just use our handy-dandy upload page to submit your awesome costume and check back on theCHIVE tomorrow.

Happy Halloween!

John n' Leo

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  • derek

    #1

    That's awesome

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      i hate these!

      gives me the hibbitty gibitties…find her nasty self

    • Frank3

      This has become the new popular effect this year and everyone does it wrong. If you zip it up, where's the rest of the face? One side or the other should have the eye, or on #63 there should be lips on either side of the zipper. It's a neat idea, but nobody does it right.

      • snowman

        you must be a blast at a halloween party. it's a costume, try not to over think it.

      • Art

        Thank you, Buzz Killington

      • MackMack

        It's actually all based off of a Mac Cosmetics idea sheet from a few years. The original idea was zippers under each eye, where false lases would be placed on either side of the zipper, to give the effect that zipping up would complete the face. After a few youtube tutorials, people took the idea and ran with it.

        • MackMack, part deux

          false lashes, even.

      • Greg

        all you would be zipping up is the skin not the whole face.

    • paula_pissflap

      #61 #64 #68 bwebs are mad init, fap 8th fap or not=/

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 113, Halloween.

      When it comes to holidays, there are few that white people like more than Halloween. This is in spite of the fact that white people are required to spend almost the entire year preparing for it. But unlike Thanksgiving or Christmas, the preparation requires little emotional labor. Though it does require extensive physical and mental labor along with a fair amount of research thrown in for good measure.

      Halloween is so important to white people because they have to wear a costume. It is a chance to literally show everyone how clever you are without having to say a word. This makes it especially important to single white people as one well thought out costume could produce enough romantic interest to last through the winter.
      For this reason any white Halloween Party is less of a celebration than it is a contest. And as with any contest, there are a lot of rules.

      The first thing you need to know that white people are the only people on the planet who will dress up as a concept. So while your initial thoughts about a costume might be “cowboy,” “policeman,” or “Count Dracula,” white people are more likely to think “math,” “the economy,” or “Post-Modernism.”

      Dressing up as a concept is always a major gamble. On one hand, there is the chance that you nail it just right and everyone in the room will recognize how you not only cleverly interpreted the idea but also executed it perfectly in physical form. If you get it wrong, you will be required to spend the entire night explaining yourself. Then again, it is a good way to get white people to talk to you.

      Things do not get any easier if you try to dress up like a character from a movie. If you show up dressed as Austin Powers or Napoleon Dynamite you will be met with near-universal scorn. You see, you need to find a character from a movie that enough people recognize but not one that’s so well known that makes it easy to find the materials required to create the costume.

      That being said it’s a good idea to draw inspiration from older movies or television shows, specifically ones from the 1980s. Some popular examples are: Pee Wee Herman, the skeleton costumes from Cobra Kai, or Marty McFly. Depending on your race and gender, this could be your opportunity to become the alpha dog among your white friends.

      You see, the only thing white people like more than costumes are group costumes. So if you are an asian male of any background, suggest to your white male friends that you all dress up as The Goonies. If you are a black female, offer to play the role of TOOTIE and go as the Facts of Life. Being a black male is considerably tougher, but if you are short enough the role of Webster could be right for you in an ensemble cast. Sadly, if you do not fall into one of these categories your opportunity for a group costume is limited since there are no recorded instances of white people befriending asian women, latinos, Indians, or any other race during the 1980s.

      Last, but certainly not least are white people who dress up as characters from books that have not been made into movies.

      “I’m Esther Greenwood.”
      “Who’s that?”
      “Um, from The Bell Jar, hello?”
      “I’m sad too.”

      These people are unlikely to be recognized as their characters, but are highly recognized as being smart. If you cannot pull off a group costume, this is your best bet. Just pick ANY author who shares your heritage, find a character who matches your age and sex and remember their name. Then show up in regular clothes.
      This also allows you to make the awesome joke “Oh, you can’t tell? I’m dressed up as a Sri Lankan woman. It’s me, Matt.” (substitute race/sex as appropriate). White people will find this hilarious, unless there is another non-white person at the part making the same jokes.

      You should also be prepared for the inevitability of running into a white person in an offensive costume. It is a certainty that any Halloween party will have at least one white guy dressed up as a recently (and preferably tragically) deceased or wounded celebrity. Past examples include Steve Irwin costumes with a sting ray protruding from the chest, Roy (of Sigfried and Roy) with a stuffed tiger attached to the neck, and this year you are likely to see at least one white person dressed up as Heath Ledger.

      With this information, you should have no problem fitting right in at a white halloween party. But don’t try too hard at your costume, white people hate being upstaged.

      • mishway

        i didnt honestly expect anybody to read this novel?

  • chuck

    #22
    i never thought id actually end up wanting to tap Mario.

    • DooDah

      #23
      Luigi is better

      • tapsnapornap

        Totally

    • Tuff Guy

      Mama Mia!!

  • foreigner

    #61

    The only time orange tanning is acceptable

    • Barrel in a Barrel

      Never thought id see someone i know. #61 & #64 are same girl. UD Cheerleader – Chive on.

      • Gobius Industries

        UD? that's within stalking distance for me!

  • SenorWilson

    #21 Excuse me sir, pac man has no eyeball, or eye rectangle.

    • i'm old

      it's the atari 2600 version of pac-man,,,

      • SenorWilson

        Sure, but I wasn't considering the remakes when I commented 😛

        • i'm old

          we were SO pissed – "why the fuck does pac-man have an eye, and why does his chomper go so slowly????"

          • SenorWilson

            Exactly. The best pac-man version in my opinion is actually a copy. The Ms. Pac man version where she moves very quickly.

            • i'm old

              word…ms. pacman was a million times better

  • Lisa

    #70

    She went as the Chive. well played, girl

    • SimonDPieman

      forget sweets, i'd invite her in!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      I wonder what happens when you click on "random"

    • An Average Chiver

      she's certainly fat enough….

      • yourmommaaaa

        DOUCHE

    • beany

      great costume , are you English by any chance ?and do you act on stage?

  • Bogus_Shizzall

    These are a few of my favorite things…

    #7

    • Really?

      Not much better than a Fettette

  • Brian

    #70

    FTW

    • schmielllssson

      #45 wins for most creative

  • a_schoenoprasum

    #28 somethings can't be un-seen chive.

    • Guest

      my eyes!!!

    • teh dude

      BAD, THATS A BAD BAD BAD BAD …

    • Kodos

      well, that one's ruined forever…

    • greeblie

      burn it with fire!

  • frankin

    #70

    You know you've made it when people are dressing up as your website

    • Stan_Dalone

      Well done

      • Date Rapist

        suck my cock.

  • a_schoenoprasum

    #58

    that is a world class 'v' on the left.

    moar chive moar!

    • Dave

      Totally world class, I stared at that for a while too…

    • DoomsDayDub

      And some world class tit-tays to match.

      • Andy

        that v is so damn sexy!

  • Mart37

    #61 and #64

    • real talk

      u need to get laid brah

      • Barrel in a Barrel

        left is on barstoolu's hottest college girl list. if you think she isnt hot then youre a fuckup.

        • xJenni

          shes orange.

          • Factoid

            xJenni is jealous

            • Hey Jew

              So's your face.

            • xJenni

              love the chive bc of the girls, definitely not jealous. shes orange.

  • Cavok

    #23 Smoking HAWT Luigi!! MOAR!!!

  • a_schoenoprasum

    #39

    in a van down by the river!

    • BonaMan

      Absolute Doppelganger of Chris Farley!

    • DRock

      Hey this guy is on College Humors top 25 for costume contest! Help a fellow Chiver out and vote for him to win! http://www.collegehumor.com/halloween

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #28 Wow, no.

    Bad Chiver, bad!!

  • Mad Hatter

    #40 Like a boss

  • jdfish2279

    #11 Thats one hot zombie. Id ALMOST be willing to be transformed for her.
    #22 #23 #24 Hottest plumbers Ive ever seen.

    • xJenni

      id let her eat me

    • Zzzz

      #11 wouldnt mine her fucking my brains out

      • Zzzz

        Mind*

  • Sadie

    #47… He bombed that photo like it was Home Tree!

    (Da dum tschh!)

  • ChiveNation

    braking bad? #2 awesome

    • Tuff Guy

      *Breaking…. And yes, it is awesome.

    • sshuggi

      He needs a bag of blue rock candy to complete the look.

  • Jason Z

    The legs on #10 and #42 my God. And the sluttage of #58 ?! Yes, please.

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      the left one in #42 is a whole lotta bunny

    • WhyVess

      #42 s legs are the longest ive seen in a long time.

    • charlesjhey

      Thanks 😛 (left of) #42

  • Mitch Cumstein

    #32

    Like a Boss!

    • assman

      Classic

  • Stan_Dalone

    #6 hot not scary

    • Society

      Old perverted truck drivers dont know shit…..not all halloween costumes are supposed to be scary old man.

      • Stan_Dalone

        true but Sometimes hot is way better than scary don't you think?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

    #2 Fuck Yes! 😀

    • Morgan Black

      Who is suppose to be this guy???

      • fro

        Walter White

  • TaintidTurtle

    #70 Simply brilliant

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      FIND HER FTW!

    • Stan_Dalone

      pretty talented young lady

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    Deadpool ftw!!!

  • ColaChiver

    #61 … I don't know what you guys are supposed to be … but not one single fuck was given …..find them

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      trolls

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