Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1440566705 Taylor Murphy

    #1, nice =p

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000165981989 John LeTard

      I drove buy those guys Saturday Night, and did the appropriate thing.

    • sandi

      Bud Lime, for realz? That is a punishing drinking game.

      • commodoresixtyfour

        ha i know bud lime is disgusting these might be these guys first beers though

    • Black6dog

      I would stop my car and just keep honking. And you would drink or else I'd turn right.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000165981989 John LeTard

        It was in the by some very nasty road construction, Stopping your car would have produced sufficient honking.

    • Thor Mannion

      what if my horn gets stuck?

    • https://www.facebook.com/wohara Billy O'Hara

      It was the most exhausting day of my life.

    • paula_pissflap

      sofa stains

    • SenorWilson

      I feel like posting number 1 and saying 1 word is equivalent to "first"… just well disguised.

    • Billy

      I will be doing this Friday night.

      • Wow...

        Unoriginal fuck.

        • Leo

          It's a fucking comment. Wow angry much.

  • parlay


    whomever hit that got to live the dream

    • AssClown
      • thedude325

        That is fucking awesome

      • Guse

        That actually made me laugh out loud. Nicely done.

    • Andy

      She is cute as hell! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Geoff

      ugh, Im harry potter for work today and the first thing i notice is that her tie is tied so badly… FML

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=648605615 Philippe Isnard

        don't worry, you had to find out you were gay sometime Geoff

        • abcdefg

          There's nothing gay about tying a tie.

          • Underbaker

            Your name implies that you need it spelled out for you. So you look at a picture of a nice looking woman with a sexy smile and the first thing you see is A. Her Bewbs B. Her Sexy Smile C. the magic wand she is holding while looking at you or D. Her messed up Tie. If you answered D. you might be Gay.

      • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

        Didn't notice that until you pointed it out but yes, It does look ridiculous. Also, you might like men.

        • OldManChiver

          I'm guessing she's not from the UK, so probably wouldn't have ever tied a tie before. Good effort though. I am disappointed by the lack of references to wands vanishing up Chambers of Secrets from you guys, though….

    • Billy Blunts

      she is very very fuckin sexy!!!! JUST WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

    • zimm3939
    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000486430436 Mo Swift Than Mimi

      she looks better than the real hermione!!

      • fool

        woah woah woah woah…. shes really cute. lets just leave it at that. lets not get ahead of ourselves…

    • Ptesla

      Is that a "Flesh Light" in her hand?

  • mr. pixel


    a really well thought-out explanation imho

    • sandi

      Great explanation. Is the name origin true? I always thought is was some sort of dig at the onion

      • Dan

        The name origin is not true, the two founders are brothers from Fort Wayne, Indiana. John lives in Venice and Leo lives in Chicago but I'm pretty sure that's not why it's called theCHIVE, pretty creative answer though.

        • Malkintosh22

          They were living in Chicago and Venice beach (respectively) when they decided to create the chive. Now they both live in Venice Beach and the offices are on the boardwalk.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1528091986 Chris Scharff

            It is indeed the CHIcago and VEnice beach that they used to come up with the Chive. I mean they did do a post about that very thing. So yes. Fact.

            • Dan

              Ok, I wasn't sure about the actual Chicago and Venice connection, all I was trying to point out was that they aren't from Chicago and Venice.

    • Black6dog

      Chive, how have we been here this long and are just now finding this out?

    • Capt Obvious

      They failed to mention the origin of "Keep Calm and Carry On" that was adopted by the Brits during the build up to WWII. It is a testament to the resiliency of the British in the face of adversity. The Crown is a pretty good hint as to the origin, but most don't know how old that saying is. Anywho, Keep Calm and Chive On.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Adam.M.Hanson Adam Hanson

      Actually, Wikipedia has a good article on where this site got the idea for the saying.

      • Billy

        Good read

    • doublepedaldylan

      Yeah, thought out, however answer is pretty wrong.
      It was a propaganda campaign in Britain in WWII, which the logo was exactly the same style, but was red, not green, and read "Keep Calm and Carry On." Hence the crown.
      Also, it's been used before, seen shirts that said "keep calm and climb on" for rock climbers.

  • J.D.

    #23 Fuck twilight. Saw too many edwards this weekend. Ok, only one.

    But I saw too many edwards this weekend still.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=647258811 Larsy From-Marsy


    • SimonDPieman

      Has he shaved a six pack into his stomach?

    • Spencer_on_Fire

      One is one too many

    • )(#oiew


      that's right, BATMAN LOSES TO EDWARD CULLEN! eat it, chive faggots!

      • MylesofStyles

        Good God, you're serious, aren't you?

        • )(#oiew


    • torc

      shit! i accidentally missed and voted down!! and chive wont let me vote it up instead ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      what have i done????

  • Win_All_Day

    i needed that ๐Ÿ™‚

    • paula_pissflap

      hey dirpine wanna come over……..

    • beat rice

      "no thanks"
      proceeds to tilt laptop

      • Billy

        That shit really works……….I stretched the shit out of my neck and she made me hold it there.

  • charlie


    amazing eyes. sorry if this sounds dumb, but who is that?

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      stop! that sounds horrible!

      try this instead: "Find her" or "Moar"

    • Sarah Jay

      me :]

      • lars

        only on the chive can you ask who a scorching hot girl is and get an answer, from that girl, in minutes

        god bless this place

      • Dave M.

        Sarah, do you know when the Chivette calendar is being released? Chive seems to be very secretive about it.

        • Sarah Jay


          • Pauley

            what are the Chive offices actually like? Is John as cool as everybody says he is? Is Mac insane?

            • Sarah Jay

              full of awesome stuff, especially the room where they keep all the mythical shirts!…"everybody" speaks the truth…and nah, he's more like the "special" kid that tags along and gives you the creeps, but makes you laugh so it's cool.

              • somos

                Ey, why do you have a mmm … how to say … wet tit? ๐Ÿ™‚ Nice eyes by the way … I mean, when I was able to look at them ๐Ÿ˜€

              • Frank

                Can we have MOAR?! Eres hermosa!!

      • john

        You're super-cute by the way. You should probably just marry me. I make a decent amount of money and am not horrible to look at. What more could you ask for!

      • BakedGhost


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Norma Stitz, worth image searching.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Bubba

        You made me google! All I see is chocolat pudding…damnyou

      • Stan_Dalone

        you are such an ass

        • FuckoffStan

          And you are such a fucking moron

          • Stan's lover

            He gives good head.

    • john

      Tera Patrick

      • Ojw09w

        probably. they all look alike.

        • Sarah Jay

          is that an asian joke? because i'm not asian.

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    #49 My pant button did the same thing just now.

    • vhr1904

      You just made me giggle.

    • CheatAlert!

      I'm calling BULLSHIT on your Intense Debate score.

      Ain't NO FUCKING WAY you've only posted ONLY19 comments but have a score of 184. Pure fucking bullshit!

      What's your angle? How are you cheating the score?

      • MegaMan

        No shit, I've only seen him a few times and every time his score goes higher. His posts aren't even all that good, yet for some reason he gets all all the thumbs, wtf?

      • CheatAlert!

        OK, all you fuckers thumbing me down. LOOK at his fucking comment history and then tell me there isn't something fishy about it. Ain't NO FUCKING way a person can go from zero to 189 points in only 19 comments – BULL FUCKING SHIT!

        • Aquemini

          One of his comments has almost 800 likes. From what I can tell he is agreeable and pretty funny. Why do you care?

        • newscot

          You're being thumbed down because nobody here fucking cares about anyone's intense debate score.

    • Zach
      • CheatAlert!

        WTF does THAT LINK have to do with anything?

        • bob

          now how bout a name?

        • newscot

          It's the video that this gif is taken from, asshole.

      • bob

        nice tits shes got there

    • ChelseaRules

      That's kindof a creepy thing to say.

  • commenter

    Out of all of today's posts, this is one of them.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    Ok Chive, you owe me a new F5 key, or DAR key, also #35

    • DrJerome

      Whenever I see a girl dressed like a peacock I like to remind them that peacocks are dudes.

    • Chris

      I would hit that like so hard, whoever pulled me out would be crowned King.

  • Bulb

    #24 I stretched my neck… then my neck.

    • http://www.facebook.com/LocoOnSoco Joe Connors

      And then your wrist?

  • forrest


    studying for midterms. I'd rather be on you.

    • paula_pissflap

      hey dirpine wanna come over…..

    • shiiigurl


  • Glenn

    LATE DAR…BOOOOO——————————————————->>>

  • Sooper Trooper

    Thanks I needed that.. #24

  • Wantomas

    I’m pretty disappointed at the lack of skanky Halloween costumes, Chivettes….you guys are better than that!

    And DAR is late…..fuck I hate Mondays….

  • YourAirness

    #46 FAIL

    • Ronnie

      I got the weirdest half-boner right now

    • 2pumpdump

      I have the weirdest bonner right now.

      • SpacemanSpiff_

        u mean bono

    • Good Ash

      Eh, it's a nice makeup job. It's a little creepy, but why would you go as far as to call it a fail?

  • United States of ME

    Not first!!!

  • AssClown

    #20 Pin-up girls…mmm

    • Stan_Dalone

      I'm with you. something very alluring about a pin-up girl

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        Very much so, until 10 seconds after this picture was taken and she found out she accidentally turned on a burner

  • gary

    #21 #29 id post it twice too

  • zman

    #30 holy shit is that real?

    • Kmac

      Its from a film called the reef.

      • Tom

        so is it a documentary or a fucking scary thingy?,.. oh I forgot, there's google!

        • noswimminforme

          if u r scared of sharks and hear the 'jaws' theme every time ur near water, i highly recommend THE REEF> ITS A TRUE F*CKING STORY!!
          …and that scene will make a little poop come out

    • Jr.

      I just chummed my wet suit…

    • Ben

      a figment of your imagination really

  • mja1485

    #26 So hot
    #33 Keep it up you look amazing

    • CalculatedRisk

      An honest, serious question (from a guy dating an older woman):

      His wife has a freaking fantastic body (big-time kudos), but do all women get more 'man-hands' as they get older? Starting to notice it on my woman, and see it a bit here… :/

      • chicago

        two places a woman CANNOT hide her age [via wrinkles]: hands and neck

        I think all the lotions just make for a shiny leather look as well.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #13 This is actually even better than it sounds!

    • Somedude

      No shit, I have to agree! My g/f looks amazingly sexy in my flannels ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • The Guy

      True story. Of all the "costumes" a girl puts on, this look is hands down my favorite (if she adds a hat i'm likely make a mess on myself)

      • Stan_Dalone

        A white button down dress shirt,half undone, a Fedora and black come fuck me pumps and I am all done

        • Sleep_Salone

          How much do the lot lizzards charge for that fantasy, Stanley?

        • dfgdf

          uum, there was a serial killer that wanted his victims dressed in jus about that same way dude.(minus the hat)

    • Kris

      Agreed. When my girl wears my brown Wolverine shirt, I go berserk!

    • fed

      #29 says it all

    • mouchette

      This is the best.

    • BloodScrubber

      The only way it gets better? If your girlfriend has a twin sister who stays the night too and theyre both quite open-minded. ^_^

  • rob

    happy halloween

  • The Truth

    #20 Right where all woman should be.

    • Htisss

      She is hot. I wish she was in my kitchen for some Aunt Jemima treatment.

    • Shorty

      She can't cook if she's on the stove.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #21 Tell the intern he did a good job….

    • Kraulie Ali

      shut the fuck up, bitch-nugget.

      • Stan's lover

        What's a bitch nugget?

  • Kmac

    #30 freaky ass movie.

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