Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • first?


    • yup

      fuck you paula

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Whaaaaaaat? Wasn't me! Was busy! Submitted an image for Dines_Alone. Hope it makes the cut.

        – the one you love to hate

  • gOOgle


    O.O yes

    • Darkside

      Yes indeed.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      They misspelled Booble(.com)

      – the one you love to hate

    • Negron

      Ill be stuck here all day if anyone needs me

    • TT Bwa

      Big stupid tits…. I'm in.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Poor yahoo, nobody is making a costume out of your o's

    • SARmedic

      safe search – "off"

    • Braden

      Saw them at a bar in AC Saturday night. The O's are spectacular.

  • kng_nthn

    #23 kinda cute!

    • whosmike

      Thats racist and she should be naked

    • wedgie


    • matt

      move the shield

  • Bazz

    #1 Just had to wait for a flood to not look like a complete douche on that thing.

    • SimonDPieman

      I'm flying to Bangkok in 6 days. I'm hoping these things are being handed out at the airport.

  • Mack318

    #12 If you look long enough, you'll find your parents naked on the internet.

    • Undershooter30

      That is it, I quit this internet thing.

    • Muerto

      Mack318's parents were into some kinky shit though.

    • Guz

      Top comment!

    • 2pumpdump

      yep, thats the last time I got to that site

  • Dank

    #14 best costume ever

    • whirrrrr

      Those legs can't be of a man's, can they+

      • tralfaz


    • https://www.facebook.com/babybluealliecat Allie Howard

      He's got really nice calves! Lol

    • Donna_Romper

      kinda just brilliant.

  • hater

    #20. Fucking nailed it.

    • Awesome Dude

      You're right. That's an awesome Han Solo Costume. I want one.

      • DrROBOTO

        not sure if…

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      In any other situation, it would be the only thing he nailed, but judging from the dragon/comic-con crowd in the background, he might be frolicking in some guts later after all.

      • aDM

        haha that's crazy I was there that night at Thunder Valley, everyone wanted a picture of him. Believe it or not, the guy didn't win the costume contest!

  • teh dude


    Lulzed pretty hard. Trolling hard

  • Chivesworth

    The cat gif is genius

  • Steverino

    Well done sir ! Laughed my ass off at this one !

    • SARmedic


  • ronnie

    #18 Im feeling lucky 😉

    • Glitched

      I always did like playing with google's home page.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

    #9 😀 'Whats the matter Colonel Sanders, Chicken?"

    • Anon

      "I bet she gives good helmet"

    • Dunny_

      "Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"

    • Wow...

      That's funny, she doesn't look druish."

    • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

      Best. Movie Parody. Evar!

      (Shaun of the Dead comes in a close second, though…)

    • jdfish2279

      "That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!"

      "Preparing to fast-forward!"


      "Fast-forwarding, sir!"

      • ShineyShine

        "We can't stop! We have to slow down first!"

    • Zaedrus


  • Chivesworth

    * #17

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1065703059 David Phillips

    #11 You want me to make a donation to the Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary?

    • Phillip Davids


      • tralfaz

        That is Doc's mind reading invention, when Marty comes to his house he tries to read Marty's mind and that is his first guess.

        • Phillip Davids

          ah thank you for clearing that up, haven't seen BTTF films in years.

    • geez

      1.21 gigawatts!!!!!

  • krazyki69

    #22 lol!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #9 I'm surrounded by assholes.

    • Awesome Dude

      Well, duh. You're on the internet!

    • hitman219

      Keep firing Assholes!

    • Master_Rahl


  • Todd_A

    #11 – 1.21 Gigawatts!! and What's so 'heavy'?…… Love the BTTF trilogy!

  • sshuggi

    #9 They've gone to PLAID!

    • ShineyShine

      "Well, smoke if ya got 'em."

  • Undershooter30

    Why do I get the feeling that the baby in #7 will probably end up the real life version of #6

  • Undershooter30

    #24 That is my kind of Halloween.

  • 2857

    man, that kid is retarded

    • Machinist

      I'm pretty sure I've seen monkeys outsmart more complex situations… geez!

    • eddy

      your slack thats my nephew he's 2 years old give the kid a break FFS
      at his age you were probably drooling whilst kicking back in your own urine and faeces…just like a monkey….

      • Abrikosmanden

        Retarded kid is retarded!

      • ¬_¬

        lesson one of the internet…don't feed the trolls.

    • patov40

      Retarded trolls mad that this kid will be their boss some day. :p

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    – the one you love to hate

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Sorry no, but here are some baby platypuses <img src="http://clikr.co/files/l/lrpff48321.jpg"&gt;

    • whosmike

      Where would one find a REAL picture of you online, just wondering….. It's out of due curiosity.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I made Hump Day and the DAR so far but am not giving any more details.

        – the one you love to hate

        • ChaseTheWalker

          Sooo… what you're saying is that as much as everyone hates you they have probably fap'd to your hump?

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Most likely. Also; people that know I'm 'Chive Paula' say they'd never have believed it was me. I even won 75 bucks on a bet about this once.

            – the one you love to hate

            • Billy

              So that nice looking Milf really was you?

        • whosmike

          Can I get a date???? So I can attempt to pinpoint who's hump may belong to you?

  • KyleGamgee

    #6 and #11 are both amazing.

  • Anonymous

    #3 is in westport, in Kansas city mo. It’s right down the street from my favorite hookah bar. HELL YEAH!!!

  • anon

    #14 What a Waste!…of breading

    That said, would this be considered defacing currency?

    • anotheranon

      posted wrong picture.
      and wouldn't it be batter not breading.

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