It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (32 Photos)

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  • wolostimations

    BAMF

    • MylesofStyles

      Alberta?

    • Juan

      Unless you're Samuel L. Jackson or Nightcrawler, STFU

      • wolostimations

        as a matter of fact I am nightcrawler, but in my samuel l. jackson costume.

  • Anonymous

    Uhh, thirst!

  • EasternCanuck

    #29 well hello there cutie… can you find a place to put this cucumber?

    • EZEE

      -16? I thought that was pretty funny!

    • Its420somewhere

      You're kind of creepy.

      • EasternCanuck

        Wow… i guess people here can't take a joke…

        • tralfaz

          It was funny, fuck everybody else.

        • McBeastie

          Nobody got offended by it…it was just lame. It happens.

        • Foosbah

          no i can. it just has to be funnier than something a 12 year can come up with……

          • EasternCanuck

            hooked on phonics worked for you!!!

  • chuck

    #2
    dieting and seeing ones penis.
    this man is incapable of either

    • Bubba

      He looks a little sad…

      • Gerard

        because he hasn't seen his penis in such a long time.

        • nemesis

          Sounds like not seeing his penis makes YOU sad.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000486430436 Mo Swift Than Mimi

            well can you imagine not being able to see your penis…..man must be a sad life

    • michaeledmondsjr

      well, if he isn't careful with those things, he ain't gonna have a penis to see!

  • Laggard

    #24 This is my happy face…

  • NebraskaGuy

    #11 Gonna have to try this …

    • TheProfessor

      but maybe on a different pair of ladies. observing the jellyrolls in this one, methinks i don't want to see the aftermath.

      • The_Dood

        She's crunched over. There really aren't very many girls tat wouldn't look like that, sitting in that position.

        • waryee

          I dunno that's a hefty muffin top…

          • michaeledmondsjr

            flubber!

          • Chiver

            more cushion for the pushin

      • tralfaz

        mmmmmmmm jellyrolls

  • matcooper

    Chive- I still want my god-damned shirts. I haven’t forgotten.

    • Fibonacci5150

      some people just want to watch the Chivery burn

    • FingFangFoom

      helps if you actually order them in time.

  • https://www.facebook.com/lmcpike Laura Pike

    #32 latest edition to the "faces of meth" project

    • DerJöe

      I'd still do her

      • dOOb

        ya… too bad, cause she really was a hot woman

    • Jared Pike

      Hey Laura! What's with the stinkface you twat?

      • https://www.facebook.com/lmcpike Laura Pike

        Myasthenia gravis google it; but sharing a surname with you is enough of a reason.

    • An Average Chiver

      still looks a hell of a lot better than you…….

  • Holy Hell

    #32.
    Happy Halloween all.
    Is this a trick or a treat ?

    • Parisian

      depends what end you're looking at.

  • BabyMistakes

    The motivators are starting to look a lot like the comment sections. I remember when these shits were somewhat clever.

    • SimonDPieman

      Yeah Motivators!

      Y U NO SAY ANYTHING ORIGINAL ANYMORE??!!!?!?!?!?!?!

  • mtella88

    I love me some motivation!!! 😀

  • Nick_FTW

    #28 Son what have I told you about looking up women's skirts, don't get caught…

  • shhhh

    #1 yes… yes it is

  • Bubba

    #1 I wish xmas to be like this!

  • AssClown

    #3
    *Dat Queef…

    • northerner

      I'd smell it…

  • jrey81

    #1, I'd like to call dibs on first mate!

    • https://www.facebook.com/StevenLazo Steven Lazo

      I'm pretty sure their first mate was a loooooong time ago.

  • JshWGrdn

    #25 I wonder what the '2011' Italians would do if they woke up with a horse's head in their bed…?

    • Mick

      wonder how wasted they got to have sex with a horses head and then realise it was still a better choice than snooki

      • Flicka

        Oh damn, Mick! I was gonna say "fuck it!"

      • amrith777

        You Sir have won this thread!! xD

    • http://www.intellectenemies.altervista.org/ Zeta

      I wonder where are the italians in this pic!?

    • Clint Beastwood

      What no Sarah Jessica Parker jokes? I'm disapointed

      • An Average Chiver

        because Dylan would take offense to not being recognized and properly being payed attention.

    • ItaliansAreMonkeys

      Obviously, they would fix up it's mane, guido style

    • Italian Stallion

      I am Dissapoint

    • Mat

      I'm italian, and fortunately there's not just that kind of people, or better i should call them "douchebag". (i'm sorry for my horrible english. Chive on!

      • meh

        youre right, thats cause these guys are albanian, only know cause they do that gay hand gesture that looks like the bird on their flag. but douchbags will be douchbags.

  • etcrr

    #2 is a wannabe

  • Buster Cherry

    #6
    That's right, all Americans are exactly the same.

    • Mike Lattoris

      By the way you morally superior douchebags, maybe she's just sending a picture of the baby to her mommy.

      • bdizzle

        And how did she take the pic? Toss the baby in the air taking snap shots?

    • AsciiAdam

      Even at our worst, we are far and away better than most countries at their best.

    • 2Co57

      Really don't see the problem here at all. What smugness created this caption?

    • Wow...

      Funny…it's probably an illegal alien (undocumented citizen) giving birth to an anchor baby…all paid for by the tax paying citizens of the SUA.

      • SHIT...

        *USA

        • noom choomsky

          S-U-A! S-U-A! S-U-A!

          • Yanker

            Sue Ur Ass?

    • katie

      So if you have a baby you aren't allowed to text ever again and you must hold it 24/7??

  • Pete_Rock

    #1
    True.

  • Anonymous

    #17 Wait wait. Who sings this?

    • Stan_Dalone

      Joe Walsh the line is"life's been good to me so far"

      • Sleep_Salone

        You are THAT fucking stupid.

      • FuckoffStan

        Night Ranger you complete fucking moron!

    • nnn

      night ranger man

      • Anonymous

        Ahhhh finally someone got it.

  • nnn

    #4 clearly a raptor anyways

    • Frank

      Actually, I think the raptor's name is Rex.

    • FingFangFoom

      the raptor could be called rex….

    • Mito

      Then the other raptors attack Jesus, not from the front, but from the side.

      • ThatGuy

        Clever girl

  • Chris

    #4 – And he failed 1st grade spelling as well . . . Arc???

    • Goerge

      Noah's Ark

      • Chris

        Yeah, I know Noah's Ark. . . . It's spelled with a K genius, hence my comment.

  • Master_Rahl

    #31 Funny, I feel exactly the same way.

    • SARmedic

      Bodypalm – when a facepalm just isn't enough

  • ROK247

    #21 technically cyber but still pretty good regardless

    • ThatGuy

      I wouldn't say he betrayed the human race, just a few assholes.

      • Chiver

        and those assholes were humans, so still betrayed human race.

    • Black6dog

      I think she might have been a racist….still counts.

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