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Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

November 1, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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first

first again

Pete

Forever alone.

first

damn right i am

maclean

you–> http://tinyurl.com/3wdp54d
Chiver

congratulations, you win!
your prize is a prostate exam from wolverine.

maclean

#10 yet another reason to stay in the kitchen
YEAH

#10
looks like her FLBP were holding her down

That Guy..

Nice to meet you, Pedobear. I'm a huge fan.
TrueDatStory

the gif was moving so fast i cant even see whether shes an FLBP victim(?)
panama99

I'd say it was her "blondness" that was holding her back……..

teeeeeebow

sucks to suck Tebow #22

Illicit-Weaponry

Teb-Owned
teblow

LIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lolo

STAAAAFFFFFOOOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDDD (97.1)
fortheloveofGod

he's not mocking Tebow he's mocking prayer. low blow. low balled. i'd be embarassed if that was my team. although i'd never live in Detroit and apparently God left there too.

fortheloveofLogic

No, he's mocking Tebow…Seriously, you're talking about God abandoning Detroit while telling others to be embarrassed? Ridiculous.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

#3 Sadly no matter how hard I try I know I will never have a birthday as awesome as this.

Ninja Cricket

Not a Birthday, 30th anniversary of Evil Dead.
Ashley E Webb

I was here! This was at the VIP party for Spooky Eppire's Mayhem! I have a video of him dancing on a stripper pole there!

Sean

Love you Chive!

Sean

Just kidding, you suck more than a brothel full of lamprey-prostitutes.

Pete

#24 Yeah, lets just hope he doesn't want to change lanes when you do that.

Bubba

Undertaking?
dungydouche

The truck/tractor was standing still when he went under.

Sangimil

Not true, watch the beginning the truck is moving past some orange cones.

It is a piece of farm equipment, which is weird because it appears to be on an expressway of some sort.

The reason it seems like the bike is going under it while it is standing still is because it is probably moving at a max speed of 40-45 mph while the bike is going 65+.

dungydouche

Wrong, watch one more time. It was moving at first but notice when he gets under the tractor, watch the front left wheel. The treads are not moving. The tractor is definitely stopped.

Pete

I've just watched it one more time, and its just as clear as the first time. The truck is moving. Not fast, but its moving. I can tell because of the pixels and having seen a lot of moving things in my time.
heso

it looks like the wheels aren't turning because the frame rate of the video is matching the rate at which the wheels are turning so it looks like they are not spinning. you can tell it's moving by watching the white lines on the road

dungydouche

If I hadn't lost my left nut to testicular cancer, I would wager it that that truck stopped moving while the bike went under it. I see what you are saying with the frame rate matching the motion of the tire, but that's bullshit. What are the odds of that? The treads do not move. You can't see any white lines passing while he is under the truck. Before and after, yes.

Pete

So you're saying for the very time the bike moves under the tractor/truck it stops dead still and the very moment it is on the other side it starts moving again?

Chode

If you guys call this thing a tractor once more I'm gonna flip shit! It's a weed sprayer, not a tractor nor a truck. And they do a top speed of maybe 25 mph, hence why the bike can pass underneath so quickly. The camera is just shitty so the frames make it look like the wheels not turning, but it is. The farmer probably didn't even know the bike had went under him!

dungydouche

http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/stunts/Motorcyc…

definitive

Pete

That's definitively got nothing to do with the above video.
Pete

Ah, OK, the board cropped your URL so I was mistaken, it does have something to do with the conversation. The video is the same as above, and definitively shows the truck moving as the bike is under it.

Your point?

Frank

I was hoping he would.

But its always everyone elses fault anytime there's an accident involving a motorcycle…

SasKc

#9 makes me proud to be a kiwi

Chris

True dat. Some of those wahine's don't mess around.

Bet it was in South Auckland to.

DJV

Queenstown isn't part of South Auckland.

MylesofStyles

Good on you to be proud of being a fruit.

dirtysteve99

or a small, flightless bird.

the other Jen

there's a queenstown, MD, USA which is very redneck, so it could be our queenstown!

Aussy

whats a kiwi? are you a fruit?

Mike

#12 Name must be Ping-Pong

ChelseaRules

They're very serious about Opposite Day in their family.

TrueDatStory

#13 watch out for the what?!
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Way too early, damn you Bob! What's the matter, your hormones acting up all weird? Again?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

its noon over here.
Jummel

We are all tired of your signatures and tag lines. Your are just another chiver, like all of us. Your little tag line is nothing more than an arrogant, self-obsessed, lonely quality that needs to end. No one wants hugs, or recognition, that is, of course, of you. Get Over Yourself.
Jummel

Get Over Yourself.

we don't love to hate you. we just hate you

Chiver

you seem a little obsessed with this to post twice, me thinks you care a little too much about this.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

He loves me <3
He needs me <3
He WANTS me! <3

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

beat rice

#16
CA loses its shit when the temperature drops below 60. Can't imagine a winter like this

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=566038551 Angel Vargas

It snows in CA…
JHL1

Here's the top pic in hi-res http://img.fotowelt.chip.de/imgserver/communityim…

Georgeo

#19 Judge Doom was scary as shit! That scene when he dissolves a toon still creeps me out

Brad

what are you talking about? I think this is from Raiders of the Lost Ark, when the ark melts the Nazis' faces…

TheAndychrist

Yer right.
Give'm a break

He was thinking Roger Rabbit, but you are right,

obummer

What in the hell are you talking about??? I don't remember a Judge with the Nazis….
Stan's lover

Pussy
cliqueded

Obvious troll is obvious.

wikisaurus

#24
oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh, shit
nailed it!

charles

hahaha i know this guy, i ride with him!!! so awesome!! lol

kyle

#3 I don't know what's happening, but if bruce campbell is involve it must be kickass on an epic level.

obummer

It's filled with Evil Dead awesomeness…… He has his chainsaw, now he needs his boomstick!
Hollowman

It was a Mayhem 2011, a Horror Movie Convention in Orlando!

blub_glub

#16 NOOOOO!!!!! Damn. You. Salazar!!!! …and living in Canada
Cammdog

#3 how in hell is there not a "Bruce Fucking Campbell" T-shirt in the chivery yet?

AsciiAdam

So true. He is a badass.
Ryan

I'd buy one!
mickdeck

fuckyeahevildead.tumblr.com So worth it. There should absolutely be a Bruce Fucking Campell shirt.
MonkeyMadness

Even if Chive did sell Bruce Campbell shirts, they'd only have like 3 in stock.
lex

maybe cause bruce campbell sucks? just a thought….

Brad

#19 Raiders of the Lost Ark? Nazi guy getting his face melted by the ghost of the ark?

Chris

yep, and a pretty impressive get up to.
http://www.facebook.com/Cagekicker69 Paul Baumeister

Nailed it…

Kaylie

wow, are we a bit drunk? DMA is a wee bit early, don't ya think?
Steverino

Or car alarm…
#4

Dr_StrangePants

years of living in Student Apartments filled with young bachelors learning how to cook has definitely jaded my sense of urgency when a fire-alarm goes off.
Who the Fuck tries to Flambe a Pickle? seriously?

Kevin

#16 Soon? That's right now in New England.
AsciiAdam

#11 She is finally wearing her feelings on the outside.
https://www.facebook.com/jose.ariel.cuevas José-Ariel Cuevas

#20 Pure class and sportsmanship.

MattKL

Totally.

Ryan

Agreed.

Side note- have you ever seen someone run with those Cheetah Legs? They tried to ban people with prosthetics from the Olympics because you run so damn fast in them.

Frank

And yet you don't see people lining up to have their legs removed and those installed. Go figure.

dca

#22 not so much class

AsciiAdam

#18 ….and we see who is having sex tonight. With anyone who fakes interest.

Steamboat Willie

Picking up desperate women at weddings is like hunting cattle.

Underhill

or cruising at the family reunion

Munkh

Damn….she looks like she could just about dunk that bouquet….

bigcat72

#2 cant tell is really small woman or really big cow… (seems legit)

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