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Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

November 1, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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  • Johnny_Doyle

    #2 I would

  • Stan_Dalone

    Bruce Fuckin Campbell! Doing it the right way #3

  • Stan_Dalone

    #11 Hillary Clinton without make-up

  • CableGuy2011

    #12 BEER PONG! I win bitches, drink up!

  • http://Wordpress Lowrent75

    #20 is awesome show of sportsmanship…

  • Anonymous

    dig the last

  • Meh

    #20 Simply Awesome!

  • MattKL

    #24 "Hold it together sphincter…"

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    #24 hows about no!!!!

  • ROK247

    #12 red solo cup, i fill you up – let's have a partayyyy!

    • Wow…

      Shit…that fucking song lays eggs in your head and they hatch all day. The only way to stop it is to make someone else get it stuck in their head.

      • ROK247

        the video has some nice eye candy as well…

  • http://www.facebook.com/meredithsarahlong Meredith Long

    #3 FUCK YEAH!

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #21 freaking SWeet

  • Anonymous

    #13 im ridin solo cup

  • po-boi

    #2,that’s a HUGE bitch

  • Dan

    #23 Fail, Michael Myers' jumpsuit is blueish grey.

  • Chev

    #17, wow he got owned! For all you people that don't get to enjoy snow, THAT was not that fluffy kind!

  • SuperDanMan4290

    #1 In Soviet Russia…..

    ~Superdanman

    • Wow…

      I saw somebody recommend you lose the signature…I agree. It reminds me of that fuckwad "Davey." Who signed off with "chive on~". But, it's your call.

      • SuperDanMan4290

        Nice effort for a completely different response than your usual "gay" or "your gay" responses you have done in the past posts. If that person is making a recommendation for that i am sure they would have put that down on a reply by now. So i assume that person is you if i am correct? who cares about Davey…i don't know him, so why should i care if you want me to lose the signature, it's an opinion not an order.

        ~Superdanman

        • Wow…wasn't me

          Sorry man…wasn't me. I just noticed your signature the last couple of days…didn't think much at first, then it started bugging me (no particular reason). You're right, it's an opinion not an order…that's why I said, "your call".

          • SuperDanMan4290

            Dude….if it started to bug you to the equivalent of "Davey", well, there isn't anything i can do about that. If all there is was drama from this Davey guy, well if he doesn't post anymore…then ohh well, but you can't just take shit out on other people just because of some root problem you had with another "chiver" around here. I use the signature, because… A. I had nothing better to do except making a post "complete" in my opinion. and B. I don't use the signiture "Chive On" after a post…well since it's just common sense that chivers know about, and we don't need to be reminded about it from a post.

            I have a personal question to you..Wow or Wow..wasn't me….It's Your Call: You want to keep that anger of yours from Davey and keep on putting on me for no reason whatsoever?
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            Do you actually want to Grow up, keep Calm and just enjoy a freaking website?…. Your Call

            Tell you the Truth…as every Chiver here is my witness….I didn't sign up to purely argue with other people on this website, i just wanted to enjoy something i found out about within the last year and i have enjoyed it since. I'm not a "Davey" Character…WTheF that means…and will never will. Simple as that.

            ~Superdanman

  • Underhill

    I'll bet the tractor driver in #28 shit a brick when he blew a bike out his nose.

  • Anonymous

    #22 Go Lions!

  • illini2097

    #5 dress for the job you want, not the job you have!

  • nananamatman

    #24
    I only approve of this stunt because dirt bike. If this were a "stunter" as they like to call themselves, best of luck breaking your neck!
    And remember people…. *SHARE THE ROAD*

  • jdemar89

    #16

    why not come to new england…AND HAVE BOTH!!

  • Andrew Zickgraf

    #11 is somewhat inappropriate seeing as her mom passed away today…

  • bmw110585

    Owned #17

  • MacNCheesePro

    #21 Well, they are ninjas!

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