I hate my job (30 Photos)

  • EZRA2

    #24 is a bad day waiting to happen

    • paula_pissflap

      all tell u sumat this isnt explain this 2 sodding weeks

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Perhaps it was a bad night of Mexican food that happened the evening before. That's one powerful shit if you're going to erode the toilet seat.

    • EZRA2

      nevermind I take it back, I think it was enhanced for a night of drinking

  • JROC

    #30 chive on nubs

    • Icky

      I hate seeing this…It kinda grosses me out. No offense to this guy.

      • the other Jen

        3 in the pink and one on the clit is what first came to my mind.

        • dungydouche

          Like one of those rabbit dildos.

      • TheAutomaticMan

        No offense taken, and chive on to you too JROC

    • Da_Boz

      Thank God there is another Chiver in the area! I have been spreading the good word but most everyone doesn't have a clue!

      • TheAutomaticMan

        where in the area are you man?

        • honky

          Chive on from charles town brother

          • TheAutomaticMan

            chive on sir

    • Chubbs

      Dam alligator… bit my hand off… OHMYGOD!!

    • JHL1

      Meanwhile in West Virginia….

    • Benjamin Watts

      Any issue scrolling the chive??

      • TheAutomaticMan

        none at all, im still the same old FLBP pervert i was before haha

        • M.S.L.

          "ya full dis on miners wages the west virgina dream." actulay realy sucks for ya man seen it happen to too many people, and a keep calm from the south end of the state

  • JHarris

    #2 Do you work at place found only in my nightmares?

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      kill it!! with fire!!!

    • Stan_Dalone

      that's paula

      • Blindsided5

        Nope her name is Takeila.
        No joke.

        • Joe Mamma

          See, the system is rigged, she should be a 1%'er but Wall St has corrupted the opportunity for her to generate wealth.

      • FuckoffStan

        Oh wow GOOD one Stanley!!

  • Whiskyb

    I think we need moar of #21

    • Craigery


    • youfail

      The desperate lot is here.

      • http://www.gearlocal.com Hambone

        I respectfully disagree sir

    • CuriousGeorge

      I agree. Most college dorm bathrooms are really dirty.

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      oh come on guys! clean your own bathroom!

      Maybe you haven't noticed how hot she is

    • JMU09

      Spelling more as "moar" makes me confident that you are a virgin.

    • MonkeyMadness

      She's beautiful! And kudos to her for doing the dirty work. Chive on, baby!

  • Sid-Nee

    Who does #2 work for?

    • Counter Trolling


    • Verbal_Kint

      That was pretty great…

    • Blindsided5

      No joke she works for me. It's the reason I hate my job so much.

      • JHarris

        That was an Austin Powers joke. I'm sorry. I shouldn't be joking with someone who has to work with that.

  • Brother Maynard

    #1 I want that job.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I seriously wish this was my view on a regular basis, wonderful.

      – the one you love to hate

    • Jason

      Fuck. That.

      My hands were sweating during that one video of the guys climbing that 1500 foot tower.

      • Wow...


      • Paul

        With the top of that antenna shoved up…

    • Kurt

      I am a Paratrooper, 3/509th Airborne Infantry Ft. Richardson Alaska. Anybody that posts this under I hate my job is a fool. Jumping out of airplanes is the greatest job in the world.

    • MITH


    • 82nd

      that guy isn't working on towers….he's training

  • AssClown

    #18 DIABLO!!! "Mmm, fresh meat!!". If you know this reference, you're awesome!!!

    • adsfsd

      Abomination wc3

    • Craigery

      "Mmm, fresh meat"? I think that line's been used in countless movies and TV shows.

      • AssClown

        If you're familiar with the Diablo pc game franchise, you'll know it's a quote of The Butcher from Diablo 1.

    • Nod

      The Butcher

    • Exocet

      Also, best font ever created ever.

      • MatadorPride

        This comment came from The Department of Redundancy Department

  • chicago

    #16 << one of those people . Every office has one too.

    • Marge Simpson

      Shut up, Becky!!!

    • Lisa

      A girl in my office drew all over her name plate in pen after they misspelled her name and passive aggressively left it up until someone fixed it

    • Brian

      Lighten up, Becky

    • Chiver

      becky you need a dose of cheer the fuck up

    • Groggy

      I really doesn't seem like that much of a tight-assed request. She probably figured this was the easiest way to let people know she doesn't like being called Becky, instead of telling everyone individually as it comes up. I know if my name were Richard, I'd prefer people not calling me Dick (I've never understood how that jump is made).

      Rebecca's a good name, I've always liked the sound of it.

      • Rebecca

        I'm a Rebecca too! Atleast she got a name plate…My job is too cheap to give me one lol

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #19 why would you hate that job? Shotgun chair races sound bad ass.

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    #17… looool

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #16 Hi Becky

    • 2pumpdump

      the beckster, the beckorama, what's the beckadillio, the beckanator. the beckofmerica

      • Brian

        Dr. Beckenstein, Miss Becks a lot, Count Becky Christo

    • The_Dood

      That, or Beckster, or her Beckiness, or El Beckerino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

    • um_yeah

      Or better yet, Becca!

    • Rubbleskank Spetzsty

      MISSS Becklian Beckenspetz Beckington,

  • Z_b

    #26 Om nom nom

  • JHarris

    #10 I am so going to steal this idea.

    • Paul

      that is pretty sweet. the kind of office where drinking and smoking at your desk is not just tolerated, but encouraged.

  • jill

    #30….. pussy!

    • Chiver

      no I believe it was a finger he cut not that.

      • TheAutomaticMan

        yeah, i'm not a pussy….. haha, thanks Chiver

    • Kill Jill Skanks now

      Silly fucker chop your cock off then i will be laughs at you stupid pussys fucker bitch

      • TheAutomaticMan

        Grammar….. yours makes no sense

  • AssClown

    #23 Hahaha Vaginas!! I'm so immature…

    • einhorn87

      Yeah, but they're 3D vaginas!!! What Nintendo game is this for?!?!

      • teh_shard

        Looks like it's from the DLC for FallopianOut 3: New Vulva

    • Roshyn Morrigane

      This is not a vagina, it is an ovary and a falopian tube.

      • Its420somewhere

        That's definitely a vagina on the back screen. I would know, I've seen several vaginas in my time.

  • The Dude

    #26 I see what you did there!

  • JHarris

    #29 No offense, but I have a funny feeling you don't do shit any day.

    • Chiver

      I'm guessing that's you as well then.

  • chicago

    #26 Hmmm. Oh-o-Oh-o, Yeah-yep-yep-yep-yep alien Aha-yep.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      was that a sesame street reference?

      • chicago


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #3 Hello!! Learn to read asshats! Double denial!!
    It's NOT allowed to have NO pets etc. etc.!!1!
    In other words (as I know Chivers are a bit slow): DO bring pets, drugs, weapons etc.!

    Hell, where is this, the Chive office? Should be all sorts of fun! Lets shoot, curse and drink together there! First one to shoot Mac in the ass gets a free cat.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Hogtub Swinesglutty

      … Yes thats what they meant obviously. they wrotes these thing wrong. but Paula stupid Drug man is wrong .

    • JHL1

      Damn I lost him, alright cats back in the bag. Come on Fluffy, come on Mittens, come on Paul. What a rediculos name for a cat, PAUL! thats a persons name, a persons name, hahahahahaha, Paul

  • Craigery

    #8 Jackpot?

    • Coldzilla

      Ah good ole Scherbatsky

      • uberbrie

        Allow me to correct this "Dear Diary…Jackpot"

  • Verbal_Kint

    #2 Horrific… Even at Halloween, there's gotta be some line. Some level of decency, some class. Although, if it was a 6 foot leggy blonde that was 140 lbs with big tits and a round ass, I'd have no problem with it at all. So I guess I'm totally full of shit.

  • Bogus_Shizzall

    #9 Can't help but wonder if our fathers and grandfathers screwed off like this at work. Do the Chinese, Mexicans and Indians have crap like this to post or is it just 'Merica?

    • ale

      Oh… I screw my coworkers with settings of the gayest twiligth wallpapers, when they take vacations…. yes, it is done outside of USA.

    • Craigery

      Our fathers and grandfathers had three-martini lunches and spent half the day flirting with the gals in the secretary pool.

    • Dan E

      This probably coming from some Eurohole where they get 2 months of vacation for the whole country just in the summer time alone.

  • Stumpy

    A redneck missing a finger, not a surprise lol

    Glad ur better bro, chive on!

    • TheAutomaticMan

      im assuming thats a reference to #30? and if so Chive on back at ya sir

  • Coldzilla

    #25 A Snowbird perhaps?

    • Guest

      Judging by the paint scheme of the adjacent aircraft I would think no, and whoever posted this needs a reality check… big time..

      • Coldzilla

        Yeah did think so either but wasnt sure. And youre right, who the hell could hate THAT job?


        • Casey Craig

          No, not snowbirds, just retired Tutors..I posted that, its me in 2007 doing my engines phase of AVN Tech training at CFSATE in Borden. And I put it in "I hate my job" because I don't really enjoy working on the engine, I just had to do it as part of the course….have to learn a bit of everything on the plane before we specialize…..im an Air Weapons Systems Tech now, no engines for me.

    • guest

      Hey at least you can get both arms in! AME's rule!

    • GlibTongue

      CT-114's are Snowbird planes.

      But they're also used for practice for all of the aircraft techs running through the Royal Canadian Air Force.

      That would be the only reason someone could hate their job, is if they're running through the school at Borden.

      • Coldzilla

        I know, thats why I said "A Snowbird perhaps? "


        But thanks for the rest of the info

  • jayman

    #30 Why would you cut your finger off? What did it ever do to you?

    • Kaars

      You don't want to know…

      • TheAutomaticMan

        900 feet up on a tower, hand got tangled up in a pulley and steel cable with about 2000 lbs on it

        • Billy


          • TheAutomaticMan

            alright then….?

          • Ekstrik

            Billy your face now shuts fucking up kid troll wiht stinks ass. fucks off thems littles bitch rude kids

          • Chiver

            No I do believe you don't lose fingers in those.

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