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I hate my job (30 Photos)

November 1, 2011 | In: FAIL, Funny

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https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

#15 i feel your pain
Imadick

#18 I randomly carry "out of order" stickers and place them in the most awesome spots… Condom machines, parking meters, ATMs….

Craigery

Cool story.
jeff

should put it on your dick then.

anonymous

#20 now now, which one of you walmart employees did this? I'm gonna take this to my store today and add to all our flipcharts..
murph

I dont get #3 "No drugs" are NOT allowed? sounds like fun to me
Greg

I remember #6 well from my time at Osan AB in South Korea….

Chive on Airman, Chive on.
ComeAtMeBro

#30 It's just part of a finger…..Have you seen some of the other injuries and medical problems the other people on here have?!

TheAutomaticMan

doesn't make it hurt any less dude, no need to be a dick

USAF

#27

Holy shit! Thats ridiculous

USAF

#27

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=827598468 paul

#6 Any lenght of time in them suits totally sucks
Marko

#20

Erm … there is flipchart for building evacuation in case of "bodily fluid exposure" ??
Dick Salad

#6 I'm sorry but kindly go FUCK yourself. 12 hours? Boo fucking hoo man up and stop being a bitch. I had to wear MOP gear for damn near 30 days straight. Then we had 3 NBC alarms that resulted in us being crammed 20+ deep in the back of a fucking track in the iraqi desert during the fucking summer. These alarms usually lasted 6 to 14 hours. It's the equivalent of being in a god damned oven with only 2 canteens of water. Oh and in our minds looming the entire time was the possibility of being killed by biological and chemical warfare. Please stop being a bitch on the internet and embarrassing yourself. Do your job and stfu.

Craigery

30 days straight? Boo-fucking-hoo. I had to wear one for two years straight while floating in a pool of magma. Beat THAT, Topper!

Dick Salad

1/7 pretty much set the record for consecutive days spent in MOP gear during the invasion of Iraq. No exaggeration there. I guess some Chair Force kid, obviously in garrison, complaining about the simplicity of his situation is pretty standard. See in the Marines it's a little embarrassing and disrespectful to the uniform when you pronounce to the world that you have some bitch in your heart.

Craigery

Are we supposed to be impressed by your tough-guy act?

Paul

Ever see the movie "The Boy in the Plastic Bubble"?

Well that movie is about my life so you can all suck it.

EODwick

You want to talk about a real job, Dick Salad? Welcome to my world, homey. You know what I do for a living? I'm a freaking EOD Tech. And if you were ever part of any of the wars you know what the fuck that means. Rag on me for being in the Chair Force because I decided to join a Military Branch that has awesome benefits for my family, but guess what? In my 4 1/2 years in the military, I've been deployed for 2 of them, and I'm spending a year in Korea on a "vacation" to get a break from deployments. So boo freaking-who that you spent 30 consecutive days in MOPP. You're right i'm complaining about the complicity in garrison, it's a nice change from being outside of the wire, watching my friends get blown up from disarming IEDs. Glad you're better than me

Dick Salad

I was an anti tank and demolitions assaultman dumbass. I've ran plenty of missions with EOD and I was probably in Iraq while you were still in school. Don't even get me started on IEDs. Assaultman are the guys that get the job done when you don't have 6+ hours to wait around for EOD.

ChaseTheWalker

Why does this have to be a competition between all you clowns?! Can't we all just be proud of the people who serve? I did my time but I'm not gonna sit here and brag about all the shit I did. Same team assholes, same team!

http://www.facebook.com/thomas.a.sampson Thomas Allen Sampson

#21 HAHA on weekends I clean my campuses parking lots…sadly I don't look that hot while doing it though
MatadorPride

#8 I love Robin Sparkles!!!!
somebloke

#7 You wonderful people! Humans normally just kill anything inconvenient, so good on you!
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#27 how do u get any work done?
Dan

#24 Challenge accepted
CDJ

#15 At least you're using Premier, try using Avid (Shudder).
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#7 WOW ,WTF has this world come to.

Craigery

?
Chiver

bees taking over places…not really that uncommon as bees do that a lot.

Leonel Libreyloko

#21 You can come and clean my dorm bathroom anytime.
Lisa

#21: you poor thing
spoon chest

#3 Full of double negatives

Sieggelwald

I didn't not think the same thing.
Craigery

Not unfail!

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#21 Deff a lot hotter then the cleaning lady in my Dorm

Wow…

*than

Stan_Dalone

#25 I would think it would be rewarding work. working in confined spaces is tough unless you have the right tools.

Imadick

bit like being with your mom

DarkChochiman

#30 Chive on from Ranson, West Vagina

TheAutomaticMan

chive on haha
ChaseTheWalker

He said that already.

josh

I can't wait to get back to Korea for thanksgiving break. Chive on from Silver City, NM.

PS: ASIAN GIRLS
WTFisIrvine

#18 … I know where you work!

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