I won’t say dumb blondes. I will say blonde Fails (28 Photos)

  • blub_glub

    #14 surprise secks

    • Yates

      Thats how the blacks do it.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Not now dear, I have a headache.

      – the one you love to hate

    • gorthaug

      doesn't matter ,had sex

    • knocked-the-fuck-out

      does anyone know what happened to that chick? That was a hard hit.

      • Spike

        She had a baby.

    • ssstoopid

      BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!

    • dirtysteve99

      2 dumb blondes, neither looking where they're going really.

  • Still_Counts

    #23 is pretty awesome if you ask me… 🙂

    • BulletproofMonk

      She's doing it right,
      that's where the rest of the balls have been going of recent.

  • DrFrankenstein

    To be fair, there may be an 'N' on the dark side of the boob of #18.. though outside of Lana Del Ray who would make such a bold statement about collagen?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

      actually its a joke. It says Collage…..

      Collage – Noun: 1. A form of art in which various materials such as photographs and pieces of paper or fabric are arranged and stuck to a backing.
      2. A composition made in this way.

      • DaddyD

        Yes, thank you. This one is a total win.

      • ssstoopid

        "You're not to bright, are you? Perfect…" -Handsome Rob from the Italian Job

      • DeuceBrew

        3. Misspelling of college.

    • patov40

      Any chance she got the joke? Doesn't seem like DJ did! B)

    • ZachBob

      "dark side of the boob" I laughed too hard at that.

  • AsciiAdam

    #5 I see nothing wrong here. She is practicing the only skill that can make her money.

    • patov40

      For SHAME Chive! Calling this a fail? Disappointed…..:p

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      The only fail is not providing her number,

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cagekicker69 Paul Baumeister


    • iambigd42

      LOL, best post of the morning! 🙂

  • Juan

    What if #18 just really loves to cut out pictures of her favorite things and arrange them nicely on poster board?

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cagekicker69 Paul Baumeister

      Yup, pic needs context…

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1102018608 Bianka Nagy

    #24 I see nothing wrong with that.

    • Scotsman

      it's illustrated.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Of course it is. I see nothing wrong with that. Publisher is to blame. I'm sure they publish novels with explanatory text.

      • @myawfulroommate

        it's a book about sex positions, why would you not want an illustrated version?

    • MylesofStyles

      I see nothing wrong with the fact that you see nothing wrong with that.

  • tommybhoy

    #19 is that a whale laughing on the left of the picture???

    • Chris

      The most expensive car crash ever, in Monaco. Right outside the Casino. And the doors were pinned shut, so they had to stay in the car, while everyone crowded round.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Umm It's a convertible,Could they not just climb out the top? Oh, My bad they're blond

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

      bahahahaha! you sir are full of win today. I totally did not see that

    • Anonymous

      Its a bag

    • Lord Stig


    • flydenrict

      haha! I'm going with dolphin but yeah!

    • frank

      yes, I'm sure there is a whale laughing… Are you sure YOU'RE not blond?

  • Bubba

    #12 Bewbs? Where?!

  • iam_dave



    # 12 I see a boob job coming…

    • iam_dave

      last time I comment with a tab …stupid keyboard

  • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

    #28 Hold on let me just brush my hair for a sec…

  • https://www.facebook.com/Alexpopescu2 Popescu Alexandru

    #6 there's still one standing, hidden 🙂

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=222302916 Anthony Jolliffe

    #22 Took me a while to see it……

  • MigraineBoy

    #5 That's a win if you ask me.

  • tropsmurf

    #26 yep, she's a keeper

  • joe mama

    PLEASE… tell me that #21 is shopped…

  • po-boi

    #25 thats how NOT to do that

  • MrWilson

    #21 Oh, shit !!!

  • crash0520

    #5 and #24 are advertising…… I'm buying!

  • paula_pissflap

    hey dirpine wanna come over?

    • Stan's lover

      wow you so dumb…………

  • jimmy

    #3 is the shemale Kimber James

    • ssstoopid

      I'll take your word for it…

    • Barry McKokkinner

      good catch Jimmy, I wonder if the boys at Chive HQ knew that and threw him/her in there for fun?

  • Stan_Dalone

    #5 a woman with necessary skills. blonde or not you have to love that. #28 good thing it's a throw away model

    • Stan's Lover

      sleep salone, a mosquito could blow your dick.

  • dano

    #5…I think I found my next wife…could win some bar bets with a gal like this!

    • eggnog

      "win bar bets?" THAT'S what you would do with her? You sir do not deserve her

  • Tony

    That hurt just watching it…over and over and over……

    • Chev

      I think I starred at it for bout 2 minutes.. the guys expression in the orange jacket is priceless!

  • MattKL

    #6 Beautiful in-shape black women? Please Chive, MOAR.

    #24 I like this girl's willingness to learn.

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    #18.. guess she’s loves artwork???

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