Nailed it. (28 photos)

  • Slany

    #19 Nasty!

    • jellod

      all the nails on here recently make me want to die

      • sam

        evil lizard lady from the emperors new groove?

        • GI Joe

          How the hell do they wipe their ass?????

    • Bob

      Don't dis Morgan Freeman like that!

    • thedude325

      imagine if they got tangled in eachother's fingernails. That would be worth watching.

    • Crazy_Jake

      Pretty sure the lady was in a car accident and the nails BROKE OFF..

  • jschrageii


    • Jonathan

      You misspelled turd

    • Bud

      you misspelled douchebag

  • jrey81

    #7 is awesome. boss kitty.

  • B Line (@asylumstudio)

    #9 clever little devil!!!

    • Mr Milk

      The French did NOT help America win the anythang. so they send us some guns, and uniferms and food and bullets and an armada of ships and soldiers and money. We still won.

      • Andy

        Not sure if trolling or just an idiot….

        • The Pict

          Just gl;ad he's not my neighbor asking me to 'help' him out.

        • truth

          pretty sure he's trolling. Besides, there is nothing wrong with needing assistance when a country is just starting out. It's not like…say modern day Greece.

          • dirtysteve99

            Why you gotta hate on the Greeks?

            • Chiver

              The fact that they are on the brink of economic collapse perhaps.

              • dirtysteve99

                and that affects you,how?

                • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

                  Global economy. If Greece falls, then their currency becomes worthless. If another country has too much of their currency then they lose all that it should have been worth. They enter a similar economic crisis. It's like a domino effect. Is that even a saying? Well at any rate it could be compared to WWII. Once one country gets drawn in then another does and so on. Hope that is slightly in the right perspective, and I hope even more that it does not come to pass.

                • Chiver

                  I live in europe.

  • jrey81

    #17 just looks like the perfect summer day… who is she?

    • carl

      Doutzen Kroes

      • jrey81

        thank you, sir! a VS model too… i feel pretty retarded for not knowing. much obliged!

        • Thom Stokman

          Dude , Doutzen is dutch not attention in hot girll class…

          • jrey81

            oh, i didn't know nationality… just read she's a victoria secret angel. must've been DAR'ing during the last class lol.

          • Ben

            VS stands for Victoria Secrets, not for the Dutch equivalent of US, so think before you Dude someone 🙂

        • Orcslayer

          Dutch Model

        • carl

          very welcome!

      • SuperDanMan4290

        You Sir are a Genius. Credit where it is due.


    • Negron

      God i miss summer already

    • eeeeeeeeeeeeef

      It's Doutzen Kroes, a Dutch model

    • juice

      kate upton??

    • Twinky

      Doutzen Kroes

  • 80's Baby

    #4 I see nothing wrong with this picture… does that make me a bad person?

    • 579

      Id still hit it

      • Crazy

        Find the butt picker!

        • Crazy

          And her friend!

    • SARmedic

      Would it be wrong to tap her on the shoulder and ask if there was anything she needed help with?

      • Craigery

        Would you really want to help her with her inflamed hemorrhoids or anal herpes sores?

      • The_Stif

        or the last ball on her string of anal beads slipped in. That could be an issue.

    • dirtysteve99

      Impacted rectal gland?

  • carl


    • Chiver

      so's your face.

  • Yep

    #22 is awesome

    • hrmmm

      I don't get it, its the same picture twice

    • Lisa

      this is insulting to sloths

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Can't wait to see a this is not who I am pic being held up by the sloth.

  • TheFlintSkinny

    #17 This is how Kindle should advertise. Imagine how much better the picture would have been with just a little e-reader blocking the view.

  • Jonathan

    #26 has james may written all over it

    • P90

      I did enjoy the Salfa Romeaab.

    • Jean Deaux

      this is the famous Pushmi-Pullyu

  • Blindsided5

    #15 nananananananananananana FatMan.

    • jrey81

      ok, just laughed out loud at that bit… you gotta make a meme of that!

    • The_Stif

      Oh my god, we had a fat kid in grade school that wore batman shirts and we would do that to him. same exact line. Just brightened my day. THank you good sir.

  • Dan

    #15 Yep!

  • goo

    #27 collecting rainwater is probobly a good idea in some places…

    • Hawaiian Cletus

      Yeah I was what was so special about that photo of someones water catchment system.

  • KingJoe

    #28 bring on the boos but you can see the section of hair that was shopped

    • Lisa

      it's either that or she has the worst hair dresser ever

    • jeralin

      Yeah, it's a good 4 inches longer than the other side.

    • JackFrost

      Bingo, you can see the black and white stripes from her sweater on the section of hair in her bowl.

      • The Pict

        But wasn't that the whole point of the picture being in the post?

    • kanda

      takes the term "ramen noodle hair" to a whole new level

    • Chive_Geek

      I've had dates like that, where I wouldn't take her home to mother… but I'd still take her home. I'm a typical, despicable male.

    • ur-right

      leah dizon… *sob.. i miss her T__T

  • Iam_Dave

    I would like to "nail her"

    • Russell

      You and 8 million other guys!

  • phydor

    #28 made me snork a little coffee

  • MigraineBoy

    #10 That bird was obviously on cocaine.

    • tralfaz

      birds fucking love cocaine


      Looks like cocaine was on that bird, to me.

  • Mitch Cumstein



    • The_Stif

      This is begging for a caption about cross-dressing and smells like fish, and catch of the day. But I got nothing.

  • Takingbackcider

    #20 Something fishy about "her"…….

  • Bucky Jones

    #19 ….No masturbation for them.

    • fres

      Challenge accepted

  • HGrow

    #28 Photoshop much?

    • kkd

      one side of her hair is 6 inches longer then the other?

  • Lefty8

    #28 I would never go to a restaurant to eat Ramen Noodles.

    • McBeastie

      Then you're missing out. There are some great Ramen restaurants that do fresh noodles with meats and veggies. They don't just take noodles out of a package and serve them to you.

    • Bucky Jones

      That's because most Americans only try the packaged stuff or the ones that come in a cup. Try it at a real Ramen restaurant. It's not even remotely the same.

      • Lefty8

        I'm just saying, I've had my fair share of Ramen Noodles over the years. Just want something different if I'm going out. That said, Ramen Noodles will always a place in my heart.

    • BentWrenches

      If I'm not mistaken that is a bowl of PHO . I may have some for lunch.

    • FTW!!!!!!!!!!

      You should try miso ramen or curry ramen. they are bomb!!!

  • mcsailor

    Still counts!

  • Gijs

    For your extra WTF, take a closer look at #20. That's a dude…

    • McBeastie

      Didn't really need to take a closer look to make that observation.

    • Giggs

      guess you had a traumatic night finding that out.

  • Faraday

    #13 I could be wrong, but i'm pretty sure she's heading off to help her people.

    • Mr. Nobody

      I like how this still has the 9gag logo across the bottom

    • Mutt

      It must be pretty dire straits if her people need her help.

    • FTW!!!

      Im pretty sure she is not even falling….ppl backflip out of swings. and by the look of the rotation in her hair thats what shes doing

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