This professional chef is… 51 years-old? (20 Photos)

Some of you will recognize Nigella Lawson. She's is an English chef, writer, journalist and broadcaster. She also smokes, drinks, doesn't mind having a few extra LB's on her, oh and she loves butter. Nigella's nickname in England is "queen of food porn."

  • Marco

    1st? Get back to work.

    • Paula_

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      – the one you love to hate

      • Stan's lover

        Lets get Paula under 100. She says she don't care but I call bullshit..

        • Paula_

          Right, so that's why I post funny shit every all the time, to make my score go down? Go for it!
          But… let your son Stan fight his own battles or he will never grow up, OK?

          – the one you love to hate

          • Stan_Dalone

            that has been the plan right along she wants to get to a plus score. Stan's Lover is Paula. trying to set people up. If we collectively shoot her down we win

            • WOie

              get a life you sad little shit

            • FuckoffStan

              "If we collectively shoot her down we win" Really Stanely? I thought this wasnt a popularity contest?

              Once a fucking hypocrite, always a fucking hypocrite

          • Paula_

            "every all the time'… [facepalm].
            Do you ever get that? Wanting to write "every now and then" and suddenly wanting to write "all the time" and mixing them up?

            – the one you love to hate

    • paula_pissflap

      paula_ u can't explain that

  • MOAR

    #5 soooo close.

    • Nate


      • R2GFan

        Motorboat until I need a neck brace.

    • Donkey Punch

      Now I'm horny AND hungry.

    • @pezatsea

      It almost look like it was and someone photoshopped it out.

      • Leon

        If thats the case, I hope they burn in hell

  • Dick Weed

    #11 She's got pretty good teeth for an English broad.

    • your face is broad

      You've got a pretty good grasp of language for an American.

      • The El-conquistador

        Did you mean good grasp of "Reality" for an American? I am guessing thats it…

      • Dick Weed

        You've got a pretty bad grasp of assuming what country people are from. Try again.

        • fore skin

          ya just seem like a bell end to me

    • Truth

      Keep in mind that her lower body is disproportionately huge. Watch her show… It's a shame about that.

      • ROK247

        total volume of cushion is directly and multiplicably proportional to the enjoyability quotient of the "pushin'"

        • Truth

          sounds like chubby chaser logic to me.

          on that basis rosie o'donnell must be a great lay. you're welcome to all that

    • P90

      That would be funny if it wasn't for the fact that the British officially have the healthiest teeth on the planet.

    • Michael Cudd-Vallely

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha did you think of that yourself,
      never heard that one before.

      • Wow...

        Says the wanker with shitty teeth.

    • Dave

      Way to stereotype, cunt.

    • Malkintosh22

      To all of the English folks that replied to dick weed complaining about his stereotyping, don't pretend for a second the English don't stereotype.

      • aslan

        its not stereotyping when its true

  • JHarris

    #5 Not bad. But you do know that she is right on the cusp between MILF and Plastic Surgery Overlord.

    • Lawyered.

      She's never had plastic surgery nor does she use botox.

    • JHarris

      I didn't say she had.

      • GayHarris

        Yes you did

        • JHarris

          My bad. I just meant that while she is quite stunning now, most women her age start to dabble in methods to maintain their youthful looks. My fear was that she would start to do the same thing and end up looking grotesque.

          • fore skin

            quality back up there …. cock

  • James E Lawrence

    I'd hit it

    • ChelseaRules

      For sure. I'd eat her……


    • SasKc

      she talks dirty too..

  • JHarris

    #20 The only acceptable Muffin Top.

    • Nate

      English Muff

      • MmmMmmGood

        English Milfin.

    • ron

      But if you look at her hips/ass in that picture (just barely peeking out there)… I have a suspicion it is HUGE! They only show pics from the waist up. She looks great seen that way, but I betcha she has one humongous ass.

      • rogaine works

        ding, ding, ding. we have a winner.

      • Mike

        you say that like its a bad thing? i like a phat ass ๐Ÿ˜€

      • Trey_Shacksit

        Not picture: Her ginormous ass.

    • Jenna

      My muffin top is all that, whole grain, low fat. I know you want a piece of that, but I'm just here to dance!

  • chicago

    #20 #8 this is a real Woman! Hot, cooks, drinks and intelligent. I never knew of her, thanks chive.

    • MacNCheesePro

      When you're married, you end up watching a lot of Food Network with your wife. Women like this make it well worth it!

    • bubblerider86

      Proud to be a fan of hers ๐Ÿ™‚

    • RandomThings

      She's the only reason I watch any cooking shows.

    • Lyndsay

      She's brilliant, I swear by her! I got that Kitchen book for xmas last year – the chocolate orange loaf is to die for!

      • Lyndsay

        PS she has a voice like velvet

  • craig b from CT

    i would eat her tuna any day!!!

    • Prangsta

      Screw them, I loled. Then again, I AM drinking ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Lawrence

    #8 I think I like this one the most because she is in her natural environment….

  • doublemeat

    First cooking show I ever watched. It was a few shows in that I realized it was about cooking.

  • bkfrijoles

    All Hail the Queen Of Food Porn!! #16 and #20

    • Underbaker

      Hip Hip Hooray! And they look like nice Hips to me, this is what I call a total package.

    • Jvee Veneracion

      But seriously, watching her cook is a turn on.

      • Laura

        She does spend half the programme licking her fingers, especially in her baking shows, but she has a great cup cake recipe so I forgive her. Her Christmas shows are amazing, its the only cooking show the boyfriend reminds me to watch.

  • Ally

    She looks a little like Kate Winslet in #6, but all those people look the same.

    • Trigger

      'Merica F#@+ yeh! You Yanks are all the same, yawn.

      • Dick Salad

        Cool story bro you should tell your mom! I'm sure she'd love it!

        • Trigger

          Not as much as you 'Dad' sadly. I did try and tell him how much I enjoyed it but my mouth was otherwise engaged. ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • Michael Cudd-Vallely

        so true

    • Trigger

      Not as much as you 'Mom' sadly. She did try and tell me how much she enjoyed it but her mouth was otherwise engaged. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Trigger

      Not as much as you 'Mom' sadly. She did try and tell me how much she enjoyed it but her mouth was otherwise engaged.

    • fed

      actually i think she looks more like robin from himym

    • Bubba

      Yea, all Kate Winslets look the same….

    • ROK247

      all hot english women look the same to me

      • Wow...

        That's because there's only one.

    • SDC

      No she looks like a fat Ann Hathaway in #6

      No thanx

  • mike

    the food looks mostly elementary. what is #19? haha

    • MC Hammer

      Looks like dessert. Sticky toffee pudding, maybe, with ice cream.

      • James

        bread pudding with vanilla ice cream ftw!

    • Jak

      My mom is from Wales and I know first hand about English cooking. Usually English and Chef shouldn't be in the same paragraph but her dishes look great.



  • Edward

    I would bang her and her food

    • Dick Salad

      You'd bang her food Mr Cullen?

    • Blumpkin

      R u the pie fucker?!

  • Truth

    She's got a huge lower body. These pictures take advantage of her better attributes, which are excellent.

    • Bubba

      …and we applaud that!

    • JimC

      True. You never see her below the waist on her show because her ass is about four feet wide.

  • Boooger

    Beautiful, confident in herself and likes to cook; someone introduce me!

  • dirtyhateband

    I'd hit it!

  • The El-conquistador

    I don't wanna see her wrestle, but I'd love to see her box.

  • Lisa

    Girl is hot. And butter is delicious. Oh and it's only 9:30 here and all that food still made me fucking hungry.

  • po-boi

    her english accent is not the only thing thats thick, she is ammmmmmazzzing!!!

    • yeah...

      guess you haven't seen her lower half

  • Alan

    #20 Wow! I'm in love

    • George Kenneth Gomez

      I'd totally butter her English Muffin…

  • kikimiyuki

    oh i love nigella! ♥ love watching her shows. queen of food porn indeed! ♥

    • Illicit-Weaponry

      No shit. She can cook, has the sexy accent, and a nice rack. Blows me away that shes 51!

    • PeteJ_Norn_Iron

      she loves a good double entendre when it comes to her cooking

  • Nick Bakke

    She looks early to mid 30's. Gorgeous for her age!

    • Alex

      Not really. She looks good, but not especially young. I'm in my late 40's, and she looks at least as old as I do. If she didn't dye her hair, she'd look a lot older.

    • bubblerider86

      Indeed & I had no idea she was 51!

  • Um_yeah

    Meh…. I mean for her age hells yeah but lets be honest, Chivettes are way hotter!

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