Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Grammar Police


    • grammarer police

      everyone is just jealous. keep up the good work douche bag!

      • paula_pissflap

        u can't explain that #43

    • AssClown

      fa-fa-fa-fa-fuck you!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #44 Does it feature the "Paula resistant" logo yet? Well, DOES IT, JOHN?

      – the one you love to hate

      • paula_pissflap

        everybody jizz on paula_ hair …..JIZZ ….:|

    • paula_pissflap

      hey dirpine wanna come over…….wanna look at that plopper…….. #45

    • drewscriver


  • Intensemasterdebater

    #23 #24 Imaginary GF is imaginary…

    • Kyle

      Aw Hell Naw. You just have to find the right girl.

      • The_Dood

        And hold on for dear life.

      • Maytrix

        And hope you never wake up

    • jpp407

      There is hope.

    • Ramrod

      Shit, that would be a "wife" real quick

      • TitoRigatoni

        That shit will change as soon as she becomes a wife.

        • Scott

          Yep. No more video games.

          • its_forge

            My wife doesn't just *play* WoW, she's the guildmaster.

            • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

              i have met some cases like that =) good for you

            • Rabidcake

              In my guild we also lead the raids ๐Ÿ™‚

              • its_forge

                I'm the raid leader in our bunch.

                • Rabidcake

                  I lead our 3rd team.

                  Rule 1. Don't be late to raids
                  Rule 2. The longer it takes the drunker she (raid leader) gets
                  Rule 3. Don't be a whiney little bitch

          • irlnick

            No more head either.

        • Steve

          Yea… It does…..

          • toban

            hasnt so far

            • Paul


        • Jak

          You married the wrong girl

    • Verbal_Kint

      Heather Brooke…

    • KyleGamgee

      I know her. Yeah, she's pretty great.

    • teh dude

      i refuse to believe this kind of girl exists without, and if this kind of girl does exist, there must be serious bagage. For this to come with no bagage would be paradise.

      • Mikey

        She could come with 2 trunks, 5 suitcases, 4 hatboxes, and a carry-on, and she'd still be paradise.

        • sadman

          … which translates to: 2 kids, 5 ex-boyfriends (who are still pursuing her like a lost paradise), 4 disorders, and just had her house foreclosed on and needs a place to stay until she gets on her feet. Even if she gave great head, run.

    • EJD123

      "That's not true. That's impossible!"

      • Franklin1138

        Search your feelings. You KNOW it to be true.

        • Biggus Diccus


          • pOO


  • The Queeeen

    That is all.

    • Storm_Chaser

      Fight Club.. Love that film!

      • Tyler

        you do not talk about it.

        You DO NOT talk about it.

    • SenatorBurns!

      With your feet in the air, and your head on the ground.

      • 930

        people officially need to learn a new Pixie song besides that one(and Gigantic).

  • Sweet Jesus!

    Hump DAR is asstastic

    • nate

      #15….really chivers??? no mention of #15 on page 1? Weak. I'd be arrested if this chick was in my business meeting…oh yea and #48 – i love you

  • Daniel

    #47, #48, #49

    This Chivette is badass

    • asdf

      MOAR in airplane bathrooms!

      • asdf

        girls in

    • Tom

      No, She's a cute ass.

      • Me Likey

        Yeah! Bad and ass shouldn't be in the same sentence for this girl

    • Rob

      No, this person is an asshole. Next time you are waiting to shit on an airplane, just imagine, you could be prairie dogging it so some chick can boost her self esteem.

      • a_schoenoprasum

        whatever. this was a well deserved honor.

        • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

          Yeah .. Thanks man for putting it into perspective.

          and #48 and #49 FUCKIN' A, THANK YOU!

          Can we get a burn your bra thursday action goin on? SERIOUSLY

          • Sydawz

            And a face shot!!!

            • SimonDPieman

              Yeah good luck there buddy! Trust me i've tried and every time i ask it's "nooo it's too messy!"

              …. oh you meant a photo.

      • Big Brain

        I would gladly tolerate a peeping grizzly and a sweaty quivery bung hole for a chance to come face to face with that. Tacky butt be damned!!!

      • Tom

        You know how I know you're gay?

        • TheMoose03


        • Tim

          you think his dick tastes like shit?

      • 0934


      • dude

        i prefer women that don't get their confidence from the internet.

    • Rockchalk


    • its_forge

      This Chivette is greatass

    • http://callmesammyboy.tumblr.com Sammy Nelson

      God Bless her


    • Roofie

      Moar please!

    • Bruno

      First of all I wanna thank my connect
      The most important person with all due respect
      Thanks to the duffle bag, the brown paper bag
      The Nike shoe box for holding all this cash
      Boys in blue who put greed before the badge
      The first pusher whoever made the stash
      The Roc Boys in the building tonight
      Oh what a feeling I'm feeling life
      Thanks to the lames, n***** bad aim
      Thanks to a little change I tore you out the game
      Bullet wounds will stop your bafoonery
      Thanks to the pastor rapping at your eulogy
      To Lil' Kim and them, you know the women friend
      Who, carry the work cross state for a gentleman
      Yeah, thanks to all the hustlers
      And most importantly you, the customer

    • McBeastie

      She should show her face.

  • Steverino

    Watcha lookin at …… Oh, just gap stuff

    • Jak

      Please look at something on the other side of the room so we can get some good lighting on dat ass

    • ROK247

      the best part of wakin' up, is hump day and this chicks rump!

  • steve

    spurt spurt

    • Blumpkin

      Why can't that be the line at my bank on payday friday at 4pm?!

      • Verbal_Kint

        because direct deposit…

    • Verbal_Kint

      skeet skeet….

    • ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

      the fourth chick is awesome!

    • paula_pissflap

      oh…no it's everywhere… oh it's allover oh my …. quick quickly someone jizz on paula_ hair

    • josh

      They bare the white hand of Saraumon!

  • https://www.facebook.com/katelyn.manchak Katelyn Manchak

    LOL @ #14

    • Dave

      Katelyn, we haven't seen you in SC for a while! Or have we?

      • https://www.facebook.com/katelyn.manchak Katelyn Manchak

        I've been soo busy! I just submitted though! ๐Ÿ™‚ Hopefully you'll see me friday!

        • Dave

          Thanks! I can't wait to rub one out to your ass and/or tits!

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      yes… one of my favorite chivettes has disappeared lately..

      • https://www.facebook.com/katelyn.manchak Katelyn Manchak

        Just submitted! ๐Ÿ™‚ I've just been super busy! but maybe you'll see me friday? ๐Ÿ™‚
        You guys are too kind!

        • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

          Can't wait for friday then! I will be looking for you. Chive better have it up if they know whats for them haha

          • manchakattack


  • Tommy Boy

    #14, #37, #45, #49

    After 2 days of late DAR, John has unleashed hell

    • Eric

      One of these things is not like the other…

  • Kwilliams5000

    #24 Do these women actually exist?

    • Mr. Nobody


    • winfields

      pretty sure not the woman actually pictured…. to much make-up and jewelry. Looks high maintenance to me

      • its_forge

        Not a decent identifier of sexual attitude. Dated a stupid-beautiful Catholic girl once and when you got her behind closed doors the things she'd do would make Jenna Jameson blush. ::sigh:: Those were the days.

    • sixdeadelves


    • AssClown


    • sherlock

      for men who would RATHER get the head than deal with the long quest, yes…

      otherwise, do you really deserve her? really? games before chicks? joysticks before bewbs? there's your illogical…

      • bull1123

        but getting both is like the ultimate of ultimates

        • sherlock

          okay sure…i just like chicks more

      • Black6dog

        It's not what's first, its what's most pertinent, and that goes both ways. I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna beat the "beast" and regenerate again. And vice versa.

    • Ling

      I gave my husband head one night while he was playing WoW. He had his microphone hooked up because he was trying to get him and 24 other people through a raid, and I wanted to make his job a little bit more difficult. It was pretty damn funny listening to him trying to act normal.

    • quagmireismysexidol

      Hello, I'm one of these girls that would give head to my game-playing husband….except I would more than likely be playing the game with him, :D.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        I am a female gamer who isn't goth or morbidly obese…AND I am actually really good at the games I play.

        I am the 1% B)

        • Steverino

          Call me ๐Ÿ˜€

          • Troy

            I saw her first!

            • 0_0

              Mind is blown.

              • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.a.sampson Thomas Allen Sampson

                WTB moar jessica plz =)

                • Broseph Stalin

                  you bastards are pathetic. grow a pair.

        • Troy

          I hope you dont consider yourself a gamer if u play only play Wii fit ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

          • Ling

            i play dark souls, dragon quest, call of duty, halo, WoW before cataclysm killed the game, former everquest junkie, and loads of tabletop games…settlers of catan, d&d, risk (my lord of the rings risk is one of my prized possessions), warhammer. i DO consider myself a gamer, and i don't own wii fit.

        • al bondigas

          fuck your face…er book, are we twelve years old?

      • originalsyn

        Also give head to my professional gamer fiance during games of BF, MW, and Halo. He also gives me the mic when I talk dirty to throw off everyone else's game. Works every time.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

          All I gotta say is 8 more sleeps until Skyrim ๐Ÿ˜‰ and lots of Battlefield 3 until then

          • Ryan

            Wow, mind blown!

          • frankysins

            YESSSSS skyrim will end my life! Only difference is Dark Souls will be taking up all my time til then

        • McBeastie

          professional gamer fiance.

          good luck with that.

    • Art

      We've all heard the legends. Its always the friend of a friend of a friend who has a girl like this. Statistically we'll never come across a girl like this.

      • Eden

        Sure you do. Some of us are just pretty good at hiding it behind a business suit. Look at the glasses, they are a dead give away ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • eve

      yeah, we do… i'd give my guy head at any point ๐Ÿ™‚

  • THE_Yanni

    #31 Ron F**king Swanson!

    • barabotz

      give me all of the eggs and bacon that you have

      • Owen Smithers

        Wait … wait.
        I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.
        What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

        • http://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

          "Are you ready?"
          "I was born ready. I'm Ron Fucking Swanson."

          "I'm replacing them with turkey burgers."
          "Is that a fried turkey leg inside of a hamburger? If it is then I approve."

  • L_E_Ott

    I needed early DAR, today's been rough.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Yeah its flu season and I got it

  • Deb

    # You cant unseen it now 0.0

    • winfields

      that doesn't make any sense. and thank you.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cagekicker69 Paul Baumeister

      Reinforcing the need to double check all comments before hitting the "Submit" button…… (checking back over what I just typed……. and we're clear)

    • mr. magoo

      i didn't seen it YET 0.0

  • Magnus

    What a Great way to announce the DAR. #2

    • Chive_On

      I have to periodically watch this movie. Just to remind myself I'm not completely fucked in the head. Yet.

      • Magnus

        Safe to say, this is one of the greatest movies, ever made.

  • The_Stif

    #7 may be my new favorite meme. And #10 is the damned truth.

    • Nerd Herder

      Does not compare to #24

      • The_Stif

        As far as being a meme? Apples and Oranges my dead friend. What i would like to point out is that #29 is now my ideal game of hide and seek. Imagine her being the prize. This was a good DAR in general. Really good actually.

    • Danny Vermin

      I thought it was just a Johnny Dangerously reference…

      • The_Stif

        I had never heard of that movie until now, so maybe? After reading the plot summary though, it sounds like Breaking Bad may have been influenced by that movie.

        • patov40

          "You shouldn't grab me Johnny. My father grabbed me once. Once!" — Danny Vermin.

          • The_Stif

            Definitely going to watch it now. Think its on netflix?

            • patov40

              Probably. A little silly, but definitely worth a watch. Joe Piscopo at his best! (No really!)

  • Mitch

    Paula has thrush

    • http://www.facebook.com/jake.lemaire Jake Lemaire

      Damn that's rich!

  • Jason

    I always look forward to the Hump DAR GIF, this one was fantastic


    • John

      Yeah man, best one I've seen.

  • jlee

    # 15


    • winfields

      jlee please. #15

  • Counter Trolling

    #11 Don't be a one and done.

    • flava flav


      • patov40

        Flava Flav is right! And Helloooooooo Kitty to you too. B)

  • FloppyRocks

    #24 Marry me?

    • OccupyYourMum

      Unfortunately that's when they morph…… ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      • Art

        Yup. Putting a ring on it would undo the magic!

        • Franklin1138

          Nah, nah. The trick is to find a game that THEY dig. Then suddenly games are fun and cool, and negotiations can begin.

  • Is this thing on?

    anything yet?

  • The Guy

    Awe, Negro please! #36

    • Ron Burgundy?

      I miss that show so much it hurts.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1226230496 Alberto Martin

        Man, you said it. Still the best TV show I ever saw. Especially season 4.

    • MC Hammer

      Bunk. Gotta love 'im.

    • sean

      The Bunk is a suit and tie brother!

    • Owen Smithers

      Hehe…you said Negro! LOLs in a non-hate filled way.

    • Jman

      best show ever made. the only tv show i ever bought on dvd…BOUGHT! and ya either 4 or 1 best seasons. season 2 was kinda lame even though it was still better than any other show.

    • fun police

      shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. still not a scratch on twin peaks.

    • davey_crocket_1999

      Moreland: I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick.
      Freamon: You give yourself too much credit.
      Moreland: Okay then. I ain't that humble

  • AssClown

    My boner's up.
    Chive on.

  • chetvik


    fuckin gourgous

    • Steverino

      I I follow…I follow you, deep sea baby

    • Brad

      who is she?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Right click, save as…

    • IndyGirl

      Shouldn't that be
      Right click, save ass

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