I’m going to miss Socktober (25 Photos)

  • Brian


    Holy thigh highs Batman!

    • Mr. H

      found her yet?

      • paula_pissflap

        #6 fiend her chive JERRY FIENDFELD HER CHIVE…..OKAY….> GO:| ….mor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • paula_pissflap

          snakes on a plane…i ain't gettin on no plane fool….. say's it all really

    • paula_pissflap

      #11 she needs me to dint them kegs in on the buchacks….u can't explain that

      • JT Mo-Nay

        English motherfucker, do you speak it?

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          no shit

        • paula_pissflap

          we're a culture NOT a costume…this is who i am (paula_pissflapp) and this is NOT okay…u can't explain that

  • Nick

    Gah-DANG…find #16

    • Smuggler

      Google Melissa Clarke or Suicide Girl Mel. NSFW

      • JDB

        Thank you sir. Very nice.

      • Hungryhippo

        And you get a gold star for your efforts.

    • ryan jinjer

      it's mellisa clarke. you're welcome

  • disturbed

    #10 Chive is killin' it today! So hot hump/gap/socks!

    • The Pict

      And double points for being a Pink Floyd fan!

      • sixdeadelves

        hell ya

    • Bud Lee

      I have been lobbing for a "thigh high thurday" for a long time now

      • Big_Curt

        I agree with this totally….theres jus something about high socks that does it for me

  • Ian.

    uhhh yess #11

  • carl

    #1 so cute

    • SweetAwesomeness

      i miss socktober already

    • captmo9

      Minka Kelly

  • richard t

    #11 I just grabbed one of my socks & now it's gonna be crunchy.

    • Just Plain Salad

      That is highly deplorable. As an fellow Chiver I must implore you to be more courteous and respectful of these virtuous young ladies. A real man forgets his sexual inhibitions and embraces the beauty of this photography rather than relating it to copulation.

      • Slippy Paper

        No. Jack it.

      • https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

        Oh i do believe he's enjoying the beauty of the photograph in his own way…

        Chive On!

      • krazyki69

        Lol just jack it cause it will probably be the only time you get off to such a hot girl….and if a picture does that for you …. well Then you need to get laid more :0)

  • SDC

    me like #22

  • patov40

    #11 — Love the ribbons. #14 — Hump day miss? #24 — Meet her in the dugout, then drive her in for the score!

  • B_H


  • AssClown

    #6 #7
    Every man's dream; waking up next to the sight of that.

    • Just Plain Salad

      Yes, waking up with her in your bed after a proper marriage would be quite nice!

      • Dcolbert

        Waking up with her in your bed after a proper marriage might get you in trouble with your wife. I'm just sayin' I don't think you've thought this all the way through.

  • ChaseTheWalker

    I can't pick just one… hell I can't even pick 5.

  • OhReally?

    #22 jizzed in my pants

    • Just Plain Salad

      Please be more respectful in your postings good sir! This is The Chive not some gaudy brothel house!

      • Glenn

        Especially for the awsome Dylan

        • =-=

          fuck that horse face.

  • Smuggler

    #16 Oh Mel, you sexy bitch.

    • Just Plain Salad

      Your derogatory comment towards this young lady is unacceptable good sir!

  • Justin Sayin

    Socktober should be followed by Bendovember.

    • Just Plain Salad

      Please refrain from sexual innuendo! Men of The Chive are known for their integrity and honor!

      • Tosser

        Just Plain Salad… Oh how I'd toss your Salad for being you!

    • ROK247

      they better use that cuz it rocks

    • SARmedic

      I'm voting for Showvember, Toevember, or Hoevember.

    • KingJoe

      Everyone knows it's TOEvember!!

  • James

    Beauties. All of them.

  • yup

    Gotta love em knee highs

  • Cake

    Shave them legs #11

    Holy areola Batman #17

    • James

      oh wow. Didn't notice first time through. It's like a train wreck now… can't look away.

    • Blake

      Shave your palms

    • Aaron

      her legs are fine, hair or no hair, bozo…

    • Negron

      Am i the only one that doesnt see nipple at all on #17

  • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

    #14 #15 #22 Wow…

    #17 You missed something, Chive. We don't mind at all, though. 😉

  • Phishie420

    love #17

  • jeremy

    #20, needs to marry me

    • Just Plain Salad

      You must first court her with her fathers permission and then like any upstanding chive male would do, ask her father for his permission! Good day sir and best of luck!

      • Tosser

        Just Plain Salad go do something productive!

        • Just Plain Salad

          I'm defending the honor of these fine young ladies and displaying the proper spirit of the male chive community! There is nothing in life more productive!

          • Tom

            Whatever. Girls take sexy photo's expect men to say things like "sexy bitch" and so forth. Its called attention and I have no problem giving it. You cant expect anything else.

            • Just Plain Salad

              You sound like one of those typical male pigs that think just because a woman has a tattoo on her vagina that she is a whore! We have no room for chauvinist pigs at The Chive! This is a respectful community of upstanding young men!

              • Tom

                No. lol Things I think of when I hear a woman has a tattoo on her vagina… (1) What is it? (2) Can I see it? (3) Did it hurt? (4) Can I touch it! 🙂 I fell sorry for you. Obviously someone has hurt you in such away you feel the need to "take up" for these ladies and put men down. TheChive has no place for man haters.

                • Beware Mamasboy


    • RGH

      Anybody know her name so we can Google then ogle her some more?

  • R2GFan

    #1 Minka is so damn hot.

    • therealguy

      even her cankles…?

      • Brian

        Yer fuckin' kidding, right? Cankles? GTFO

        • therealguy

          just google minka and cankles

        • 930

          no, he's actually right. she's slim, but she's got calves/ankles that seem to mesh together. not saying i wouldn't, just that therealguy has a point.

      • http://twitter.com/TheDJ_Llama @TheDJ_Llama

        This troll must be from TheDirty.com

  • Coldzilla

    #3 thats the best Bat Signal Ive ever seen….

    • Mr. H


  • Htisss

    #3 I would love to see more of this one.

    • 80's Baby

      Agree! Please! CHIVE PLEASE FIND HER!!!

  • Nelson Ipples

    #17 Nipples: more than just a place to hang your keys.

    • Just Plain Salad

      Yes, they are for suckling young babes that will grow into upstanding male citizens like the rest of The Chive community!

      • Baconaitor!

        Just Plain Salad I'd like to suckle your Salad baconie bits!

        • Just Plain Salad

          Quite disturbing! But if I must, for the honor of these young virtuous maidens, I will!

  • chivingchiver

    #18 is very beautiful

    • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

      Olivia Wilde, in case you were wondering. 🙂

      • mike

        Thank you Kyle i was just going to ask, top man.

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