I’m sure you’re all wondering why I’ve brought you here. It’s hump day. (60 photos)

Thanks to everyone who sent in their humps! If you don’t see your photo today, check back next week as we get hundreds of pics per day. If you still don’t see your photo, it’s not because you don’t have a great ass, it’s because you used a crappy camera phone in your dark, dirty ass bedroom/bathroom (pics with toilets in the background are deleted faster than Usain Bolt). If you want to be featured, please step up your game and use a decent camera and be mindful of the background. Thanks!

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  • Nick_FTW

    #30 *whistles*

    • JHL1

      Stop whistling! Now I have the Andy Griffith show theme song stuck in my head again! AAAAAAARGH!

      • JHL1

        I pity the people who read my comment above….. mmwahahaha

        • Moose

          Damn you!

    • Ket

      Samantha Tajik very sexy Canadian girl

  • German

    thank you chive for this awesome gallery especially, oh! one more thing:

    find them chive, you have the power #30 #40 #43 #47

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      meaty humps ftw

    • @li

      #30 and #43 is Jamie Koeppe.

      • Mr. H

        I need a whole week to eat that up…

      • Bri Guy

        Huh, turns out she lives where I live, guess I'm gonna need some burt bacharach and chloroform.

      • crankyassman

        Yes, it is Jamie Koeppe. Still, of the thousands (hundreds?) of photos of Ms. Koeppe on the net why does the Chive keep posting the stupid photoshops? Her ass is fabulous enough au naturel.

    • Billy

      Those 4 are the top but missing last 2 on the list

    • Billy

      Also #39 too

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #6
    I wonder how many of these girlfriends & wives even know they're submitted to the Chive.

    • Miff

      Not mine anyway

      • paula_pissflap

        #50 who is that?……bet thats mac 😐

    • Dick Salad

      My wife can hear a camera from a mile away… no way to do that shit sneaky I've been trying.

      • JHL1

        Use an iPhone and mute it. (Also turn off the flash.)

    • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

      They all start the same way…"My wife/gf doesn't think she's Chive worthy…"
      To tell the truth, I haven't seen one that wasn't worthy.

      • jacked it

        Her ass is a mess and she is overall sloppy….. She will read this now…..

      • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

        Bc John and Bob filter the photos submissions???

      • ssstoopid

        That's why women should listen to men more often. We wouldn't call a tush chive worthy if we didn't actually believe it.

        • paula_pissflap

          #33 that just leaves enough for the imagination………..*:D

          • paula_pissflap

            #13 pippa mid u cant explain that

            • paula_pissflap

              #37 i live there

              • paula_pissflap

                #41 hey…dirpine wanna come over

          • Civer

            and a imagination is a terrible thing to waste!

      • oak

        i would like to see a "my wife/gf doesn't think she is chive worthy" that didn't get chosen as worthy…oh wait, actually i am thankful for all the hard work the people who respond to the emails that have photos attached cuz they are taking one for the team on some days i bet…

    • TheBAMFinater

      I doubt she has self esteem problems if she is letting him take a photo of her pratically naked.
      But that doesn't mean it isn't a great booty.<3

    • Mr. H

      She's worthy, but I would loooove to fuck her, that allright with you?

    • Allenavw

      Only all the awesome ones that actually check theChive.

  • that guy

    favorite day o the week!

    • Nate

      #3 the under cheek tan line…..whoa

    • ssstoopid

      boogity boogity boogity amen.

  • United States of ME

    Not first!!!

    • Joel

      You're right. And useless. Hooray for you.

  • Herb

    #2 That'll do!

    • @li

      Andrea Rincon

  • Dan

    #2 perfect

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #2
    That looks as squeezably soft as Charmin.

    • fritz müller

      I see what you did there…

    • Master_Rahl

      although, I thought the rule was DON'T squeeze the charmin. That behind NEEDS squeezing. It's a moral imperative

      • Alex

        Mr.Whipple tells you not to squeeze it so he can squeeze it all himself.

  • Dan

    #2 perfect

    • Bruce LeeRoy

      goodlawdjesus, amen brotha. #2 FTW.

  • patov40

    #2, #5, #42, #47, #55 – My winners for the week. Wednesday is starting to become one of my favorite days. ^_^

    • Mr. H

      you forgot #30 soberbio!

      • patov40

        Nothing against Jaimie Koppe (sp), just been seeing that pic for years now. Wanted to comment on some new stuff.

  • sshuggi

    I would pick a couple of the good ones, but it'd be easier if you just scrolled through the entire post again.

  • jdfish2279

    #30 and #34 WOW. But all of these ladies have such beautiful futures behind them.

    • ivan

      they have a bmw or a mercedes waiting for them, jeje

  • http://www.facebook.com/DriftwoodProse Nathan Hart

    #1 – I don't know where this is or what is going on, but I want to be there.

    Also, #54, although there are a lot of good ones to choose from.

    Hump day is the best, other than Friday DAR since that means it's quitting time for the week.

  • a_schoenoprasum

    #32 and #46

    reef girls always hump just right

    • Jesse James

      #32
      Stunning snatch back

  • Donna_Romper

    #6 Worthy. yes.

  • asdf

    #39 – perfect!
    #48 — hot!

    • patov40

      #48 – Me to these two girls, "I just don't want to come between you…….oh wait, yeah I do!" :p

  • Doofenshmirtz

    As usual, Hump Day = Big Win!
    Today's best of the lot, IMO, are #34, #37 and #53…keep 'em coming Chivettes…

    • Pookie

      37 Really? Thats barely a hump!

      • Humpty

        #37
        for the POV alone

      • Hungryhippo

        There is no cushion for the pushin

  • jrey81

    #8 & #9 deserve to be in HQ! #47 is bubblicious and #55 that's TIGGGGHHHHT!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/MrChAndy @MrChAndy

    Great gallery as usual!

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      meh, there should be more like #47

    • Truth

      so much flab… not one of your quality efforts chive…. so sad

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

      I was pretty disappointed. #39 almost made up for it though.

  • carl

    wow! so many good ones

    • Truth

      unfortunately so many more were just porkers

  • Guest

    So I see the chive shirts have already sold out.. All they have left is men's small and a couple women's sizes.. So much for the Aussie release

    • Guest

      You sir, are a fuck -tard. Go look at the stupid proof (obviously, almost stupid proof) break down map again…

    • http://www.facebook.com/Brandy123 Brandy Valdez

      they just released them.

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #12 WOWZERS!

  • a_schoenoprasum

    #52 really needs to be cropped a bit more on the left. that beast is distracting me from miss perry.

    • Guest

      unfortunately it's *misses

      • SweetAwesomeness

        *Mrs.

  • R2GFan

    #40 DAMN!!!!

    #47 I'm in love.

    • R2GFan

      I would be remiss if I didn't also include #43 That ass needs a good paddling.

    • Jay

      #40 Please don't be a fake, please don't be a fake. Wow.

  • Magnus

    I….LOVE….WOMEN!! #2, #14, #31, #47

    • mike

      #14 and #58 are both Karina Flores

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