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I’m told this is NOT how to jumpstart a car (17 Photos)

November 2, 2011 | In: Auto, FAIL, Idiot, Owned

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This is what happens when you incorrectly hook up your jumpstart cables. Always hook positive to positive, and negative to negative. If you don't you create a short circuit and it can destroy both cars.

This is what happens when you incorrectly hook up your jumpstart cables. Always hook positive to positive, and negative to negative. If you don’t you create a short circuit and it can destroy both cars.


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  • alllllaa

    good, those were terrible vehicles anyway

  • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

    wth?!

  • laz

    its almost like they're color cooridinated for a reason…

  • etcrr

    uuummmmmmm two blondes trying to jump a car, red and black go together, Fashion statement

  • Anonymous

    Did these guys connect the cables and go in for a beer or something?

  • TurdBurglar

    Chicks….should have stayed in the kitchen

  • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

    Colorblind kids, jumper cables, and explosions. News at 11

  • OhNo

    That'll buff out.

  • Anonymous

    Positive to positive; Negative on boosting vehicle to chassis/ground on vehicle being boosted.

  • michaeledmondsjr

    still nicer than my car :(

  • reece

    nailed it!

  • Dan

    Holy Shit

  • SneakyPete

    It'll buff out.

  • http://www.funnypicturespro.com/funny-fail-pictures/i%e2%80%99m-told-this-is-not-how-to-jumpstart-a-car-17-photos/ I’m told this is NOT how to jumpstart a car (17 Photos) | Funny Pictures Pro

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  • Trent

    Learned an easy way to remember this a long time ago. There is a red one and a black one on the cables, and a positive and negative on the battery. Remember, you're always negative toward the blacks.

  • ComeAtMeBro

    Ahahahaahhhaahhahahaahah……NOOBS!

  • Anonymous

    Too bad most cars have a main fuse that prevents this. FAIL!!

  • greg

    would it have been that hard to get in the red car and back the fuck up

  • fore skin

    it wouldnt fire up

  • surrey

    and to remove them. do the opposite. negative first

  • ChristophersonofGray

    I nominate thee for a Darwin Award, can a brotha get a 2nd?

  • AIDSed

    "Negative to negative, are you sure?"
    "Positive"
    "Oh okay… gotcha"

  • https://www.facebook.com/bobyae86 Boby Morera

    does insurance cover stupidity?

  • http://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/xj-x308-xj8-xjr-27/accidental-reverse-polarity-while-trying-jump-start-flat-battery-66795/#post457963 Accidental reverse polarity while trying to jump start a flat battery – Jaguar Forums – Jaguar Enthusiasts Forum

    [...] thing you didn't end up like these guys. Jumpstart car Fail : theCHIVE __________________ 2002 911tt -Current DD and WW CF Mirrors, CF Ruf Spoiler, GT2 Bumper 1989- [...]

  • Julissa

    Lea August 1, 2011 Kristen, Tim’s aunt gave us a similar recpie but you coat the chicken in creamy italian dressing, then the bread crumbs and bake uncovered for 1 hour. Tastes yummy and really easy.

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