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  • the Anti-Douchebag

    right on

    • paula_pissflap

      #5 and #15 u can't explain that

      • the Anti-Douchebag

        my first first. Awesome.
        #15 – anorexic.

  • Ynut

    #1

    "Quick make yourself look more seal like… Sharks hate seals, right?"

    • Foreverwaiting

      what? I dont even…

  • Irishstephen

    #5 #15 Best Oh Shit moments of MY day!!

    • Soft Taco Juice

      Anybody know who #15 is? We've seen the pic before but I don't recall anyone finding out who she is.

      • Soft Taco Juice

        Chive really needs to find #15 and get her into the office to do a photo shoot. Unanimous? Good.

        • Unfkngblvbl

          …and give her cheeseburgers. You guys really find her attractive?

          • paula_pissflap

            #7 u take the one on the right, u can't explain that

            • TheAutomaticMan

              all things considered, she has huge tits….

          • ssstoopid

            LoL my immediate thought was, "3 CHEESEBURGERS STAT!!!" Thumbs up!

          • Travis

            @Unfkngblvbl Yes

      • Craigery

        I think she was the only survivor of one of the concentration camps.

      • WS6

        Katerina Olendzskaia… thank you Google reverse image search http://www.the-iconophile.com/?p=14108 (NSFW)

  • Derk3103

    #13 Nice to see my hometown of Lloydminster SK on the Chive

    • logan

      That has to be from the Albertan side of Lloyd.

      • Derk3103

        SK side, heading out on 16 East

    • JAFitC

      I am not surprised that several Chivers are aware the AB-SK provincial border runs through Lloydminster.

    • kloney

      I knew pictures of this would make the cut. Definitely Chive worthy.

    • wilee

      looks like the Chive is alive and well in Lloydminster. I don't think the truck driver was being calm and chiving on.

      • Derk3103

        Or found a way to take keeping calm to the extreme.

    • chaoswaffles

      yay a pic i submitted got posted yay lloyd. chive on

    • Haywoood78

      We actually build these Deere excavators here in NC. This picture has been going around work since it happened. Awesome to see one of our machines on The Chive.

      • Dreadly

        Good to see pics from Lloyd here on Chive!

  • misschris

    #15 Skinny as she is, she's still motorboatable. And isn't that what really matters? 😛

    • Irishstephen

      Yeah…. yeah, it is….

    • Craigery

      No, no it's not.

    • Leonel_LyL

      Good arguement…

    • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

      Would definitely hit that before she dies of starvation.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

        I would.

    • defur

      i think we need to find her

      • JHL1

        It's still Katarina Olendzskaia, just like the last 12 times she was posted.

        • JHL1

          Oh yeah… careful google imaging that at work 😉
          She puts the N in NSFW

  • Ron Burgundy?

    That is going to be an awkward conversation… #26

    • gutterville

      or a miracle birth. so that the father can see.

    • Torino

      Soldiers get a week or two of leave in the middle of their deployments.

      • http://www.facebook.com/dtholcombe Daniel Holcombe

        2 weeks so this is could be a happy homecoming

    • Bogus_Shizzall

      From the station that reported blackberry outages on multiple planets…

    • Viv

      It's called an R&R. In longer deployments, the soldiers are given a short leave anywhere during the deployment. They get to come home for a few weeks and that's plenty of time to get her pregnant. it's ignorant shits like this news caster that gives the military a bad name. Do some research before you try bashing the people fighting for your country.

      • jdfish2279

        Exactly what I was thinking.

      • bridgemaster

        that "news caster" is actually just some kid who used a memebuilder to enter their own text into a fake frame that looks like a screencap of a real news broadcast

      • amony

        Well its kinda true that these kinda pregnancies happen. Military men and woman and their spouses aren't exactly known for being faithful.

        • Exploderator

          So what you are saying is that everyone in the military is a moral degenerate?

          • ssstoopid

            No. It's just his way of saying, "bitches be crazy, yo!" and I wholeheartedly agree. LoL

          • @myawfulroommate

            way to jump to the most extreme conclusion, spazz

          • =-=

            they kill people. there's your answer.

        • amony

          I'm saying that just because someone is in the military doesn't mean they are all holy and don't cheat. Happens more often here because spouses are apart from each other for long periods of time. Personal experience tells me that there are a select few of men and women who aren't cheating sons of bitches in the military.

          • toomanymarbles

            Something tells me she wouldn't write a welcome home greeting card on a pregnant belly that isn't his?

          • nowhere001

            Psst. Your personal experiences may have jaded you a bit. While it does happen more often when a long deployment is involved, statistically what you went through is still a minority.

            Therapy helps.

            • scorpius

              Ive been in the Navy for 9 yrs and I have to say a majority of the males of the ship cheat left and right when we hit ports even when its not a long time apart, and if you have ever been to a navy base after a ship leaves for deployment, a lot of the wives youll find at the base club that night hitting on anything that moves. So it does happen a shit ton

          • Smitty

            Select few? Keep digging your hole deeper asshole.

            By your logic, I should think that all civilians are corrupt, greedy, money hungry, soulless corporate bastards that ass raped the economy while I was deployed and left me jobless when I came home.

      • Katie

        Or it could be exactly what it looks like. And it doesn't give the military a bad name, it gives her a bad name, just her.

      • calm

        Yeah, news organizations don't normally use memes as the titles of their stories. And chill, no one bashed the military here.

        • Smitty

          Open your eyes and re-read amony's comment.

          The dickhead seems to think that infidelity is a fact of life in the military rather than it being a no more common occurrence than in civilian life.

      • Pat

        Yeah,no doubt…on the other end of it,you know the stories you here about wives sending their military husbands video tapes of them fucking other dudes?..Shit really happens,I've seen it first hand.Here we are in the Arabian gulf for 5 months and this kid is all fucked in the head because his wife is a fucking whore.Not saying it happens all the time,but it does happen and its fucked up.

    • monoxxide

      could of had a one month back thing if not its her ass to the curb if the headline is true

  • Woody

    i would eat #15 s shit

    • Its420somewhere

      you're a sick fuck.

    • AGM

      judging from her body, probably doesn't shit a whole lot

    • dorkfish

      go ahead. I'll take over when she gets out of the shower.

    • DrChimRichalds

      Girls that look like that don't shit, they only vomit.

    • The_Stif

      #5 is so much better. What is wrong with you people? How about a little meat to pound into. Don't want to fuck a skeleton ya know?

      • ssstoopid

        Also don't want to get stabbed in the kidney by her bag of bones when you roll over in bed.

        • The_Stif

          Agreed, I would even take Icebox over this. #21

      • asdf

        she's a camgirl.. a fugly one for that matter… huge boobs though
        http://www.thumpernewman.com/carmen.htm

        • The_Stif

          I saw that after I made the initial reply. Later in this thread I think I say "Face of a Pre-op Tranny"

      • seymour butts

        The_Stif just admitted he likes to pound meat…..

        • The_Stif

          I appreciate your comedic timing, but your content is lacking. Stating that a girl needs meat on her is a poor connection to trying to say that i enjoy man parts. Good try though.

    • JAFitC

      That's what she said.

  • guest speaker

    #21 YES!!!!!

    • joe

      What shows are she from?

      • Ron Burgundy?

        From the 1994 movie "Little Giants". Kind of like "The Bad News Bears", but with Pee Wee football. And yes, it was an amazing movie.

        • qwert

          …i call it "the annexation of puerto rico"

    • Juan

      Icebox got hot!

      • jim

        and naked in "Poison Ivy: The Secret Society"

        • Jay

          Wow. That's a childhood memory that surprised the crap out of me. Never thought I'd see her again, let alone for her to be smoking hot.

  • jrey81

    #12 worst way to start a day…. laughed pretty hard at #9, what's it from? #15 good lord, how??? that's some amazing proportions!

    • larsin

      amazing? thats disgusting! i want a woman that isn't going to stop mid-lovin to go throw up

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        You want a woman that will just throw up on you? That's disgusting!

  • deleted7621250

    #26 HAAA!!!! Stupid Bitch. She deserves a bitch slap for cheating on her soldier.

    Oh and #15 is hot as hell

    #12 Has horrible luck and #11 is freaking good art.

    • Grizzlet

      Except that she probably got pregnant while he was home on midtour R&R…

      • toomanymarbles

        Cause she probably wouldn't be writing a welcome home greeting card on a pregnant belly that isn't his.

    • Braineater

      Some soldiers get RR for 1 to 2 weeks before going back – could be legit

  • Working

    #5 oh shit – accidental work boner !!

    • TheAutomaticMan

      she is a goddess

      • asdf

        she is a camgirl… goes by CARMEN
        http://www.thumpernewman.com/carmen.htm

        • TheAutomaticMan

          you sir are a gentlemen and a scholar…….. and my new best friend

          • asdf

            then join me, good sir… for beers and blunts

  • Shake Weight

    #7 which one is before / after ?

    • The_Dood

      Left is before.

      • Jeff

        Before what? Before she ate the population of Japan?

        • CalculatedRisk

          Before she got married.

      • NewHampshireMan

        ty Cpt. Obvious

    • amony

      wait these are real? lol

    • Nerfherder

      The one to the left was taken at the engagement party. The one on the right was taken 6 months after the wedding.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Does she eat lard with a snow shovel?

        • jouj

          lolll

        • The_Stif

          Funniest quote of the week. Dont even care what is said from this point forward.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000036746346 Cody Symes

        The reason not to get married XD

      • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

        hahahahahaha!

      • Rrrrrandy

        six months? I didn't know you could get that fat in six months

        • DeRaNgEd

          u can get that fat in 5 minutes with Photoshop

    • Pepermunt9

      take a guess ….

    • Lotus

      Her face looks very slim for that big of a body. Photoshop? Perhaps a lucky angle?

    • yoopyoop

      according to the arrows the reaction just proceeds to equilibrium

  • Magnus

    NO MERCY!! #9

  • Masschine

    All of you guys and gals turned off by the fit girls should really be afraid of these. #15 #7 (unless 7 is the after on the left which I doubt)

    • Lotus

      Meh, #15 is too skinny and #7 looks shopped. Face is too skinny for big body and left boob doesn't look normal. I'd take em all before a muscle-bound girl though, just my preference!

      • DeRaNgEd

        agree about the Photoshop her friends hand on her shoulder seems unusually large.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    Haha, I thought it was the other way around. Was gonna say WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!

  • Anonymous

    #7 so sad…

  • Hooleyman

    #20 mmmmmmm, BRAINS!

    • Its420somewhere

      but…. she's blonde. And let herself get within biting range of a raccoon

    • Allie H

      Win!

    • jouj

      Nice!! Zombie racoon

      • lonin

        The beginning of the end.

  • stolen_art

    #25 Milk Gravy?! That's sick

    • Badfish

      Ewwww….Yeeeech! I have the crab juice.

  • Bogus_Shizzall

    Nothing rams like a Deere

    #13

    • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

      I bet the deductible for this one rammed pretty hard also.

  • Lefty8

    #21 Now a Sexy Giant

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      a hot Icebox

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #26
    "Luuuuuuuuuuuucy! You have some 'splaining to do!"

    • Bob the Cable Guy

      What?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1528091986 Chris Scharff

      To which I'm sure she replied "Well remember when you came home on midtour leave and we had all that sex?"

  • techno_viking

    #21 I always wanted to bang The Icebox…

    • Jeff

      Everyone has stuck their meat in the icebox.

    • zdrake13

      who wants an icy box?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

        thats what she s….nevermind lol

  • jdfish2279

    #4 Damn vacuum can barely pick up cat hair, I cant see it picking up a whole cat.

    • monoxxide

      photoshop

  • po-boi

    #28. i can’t stop laughing

    • teh dude

      such a shitty thing to do lol

  • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

    #7 WTF hapenned?!?

    • fed

      i'd say a controlling bf and way too many midnight snacks…

    • OhSomeEvil

      too many cheeseburgers & mac & cheese

    • Catalyst

      Oreo's happened

    • The_Stif

      I'd say a wedding ring happened. A lesson to you all.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Actually. Photoshop happened. Just look at the hair that's resting on the boob. No way is that picture legit. She obviously gained a bit of weight, but she didn't go full tilt retard on her neighborhood shoprite or anything.

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