• http://www.facebook.com/josejimenez.v Jose Jimenez


  • j.b. peralta


    • James

      maybe another day

    • Syl

      1. fail for posting "First" common on it's a video of a Panda urinated on another panda, it's too easy to think up a comment.
      2. mega fail for not actually being First.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gingergreek Pani Booyah

    Soooo you got wasted?

  • James

    Pandas can be assholes

    • JDB

      but they taste great….

      • Tonya

        your an idiot

        • powerforward

          No, you're an idiot.

  • Eric

    r-kelly's panda

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    …and pussy panda does nothing

    • ryan

      Humans made urine gross dumbass. im sure it didnt taste great, but its not worth dying over you kromagg

  • Steverino

    Probably an older brother…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001034274706 Marius Koch

    I love how in the end, one of the other panda's seems to be laughing and telling the others what just happened.

  • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

    "makes me want to put one between the eyes of every panda that won't screw to save it's own species" – Tyler Durdin

    Speaking of speciies .. this is a pretty worthless species to begin with .. why the FUCK are trying to save it again?

    • fac

      simply because they're there. that's all i've ever gotten from the whole "save this species-save that plant" shit.

      • McBeastie

        Jesus you two are idiots.

    • VedHead77

      When Tom Cruise's alien mother ship comes to destroy Earth, and they start asking why humans should be saved, I hope they don't ask you first.

    • Eric

      You feel towards pandas how we feel towards you. Worthless, and not worth bothering with.

      P.S.- Learn to spell Durden right, twat.

      • Jawbone

        It's "correctly", not "right", you fucking illiterate redneck.

    • Peace to the World

      * why the FUCK are/is we/you/ theworld trying to save it again?

      • Guest

        you wouldn't use "is" at at in that sentence… dumbass

        • Guest


        • :)))

          "why the fuck is the world.."
          Yes, you would use is.
          And saying "right" is technically correct language. Although correct is better.

  • Dylan

    I find that pandas tend to have a very base sense of humor

  • yup


    • Quack

      fuck em up

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    Haha, thats hilarious. It looks like he high fives the other panda at the end and all of em are laughing like it was a dare

  • Phil

    Panda Jerk

  • Unfkngblvbl

    pretty funny, I needed that since this is my FIRST FUCKING DAY OFF CIGARETTES, sorry, in 15 FUCKING YEARS, sorry. Keep the funny coming this week Chive, I'm gonna need it.

    • Underbaker

      Dude in 3 months (if you make it) you will be able to tell that a smoker has been in the elevator in the last 6 hours or within seconds know that one has entered a room.

      • Gomer

        I do believe you mean WHEN he makes it 🙂

        • teh dude

          statistically he means 'if"

          • Stan_Dalone


      • http://www.facebook.com/ecucruzd Deborah Cruz

        I didn't get any spider senses when I stopped smoking. Now I feel gypped.

        • The Pict

          Honestly, you can't tell when a smoker is around you? While I'm enjoying a cigar I can smell the stench of that chemically altered tobacco used to make cigarettes, even if the person isn't smoking at the time.

      • thrillho

        Food will taste better too (plus my appetite went through the roof for awhile). Amazing how improved my sense of smell was after even just a few weeks smoke-free. It's been almost 6 years now, and it's hard to believe that I ever smoked. They smell fucking nasty.

      • http://www.facebook.com/evelyn.ponce Evelyn Ponce Quintero

        you can do it!! 🙂

    • Flicka


    • Smoke

      I quit last week, i got hipnotized, really cool five sessions around $250 all of them…. it like much easier but not easy. dont give up, in one one my pull ups have increased, i dont get tired at the middle of a p90x routine….. im 28 being smoking half a pack a day since i was 15. SUCKSSSSSSSS GL

    • thejames

      Check out "The Easy Way to Stop Smoking" by Alan Karr. I was at a pack a day for 10 years and quit cold turkey like it was nothing after reading this book. No cravings. No temper tantrums.
      Try it out.
      Good luck.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      thanks for all the support…already noticing things, like taste…mmmmm, halloween candy and smell. The problem is I have a 6 yr. old, 5 yr. old and a newborn…shit is real when I get home from work, and my patience is not real. At least there's beer and whiskey….cheers!

    • crusemr

      How are you quitting? I'm gearing up for my next (hopefully final) attempt to quit after 10 years. Patches don't work and I'm in grad school so cold turkey seems fairly unrealistic given the stress levels.

      Good luck. You're gonna fucking do it!

      • Juddster

        Remember you want to stop smoking. The urge you feel is the addiction. When the cravings come, and they will, remember it is the addiction and take some really deep breathes.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        cold-turkey with my wife, which is the best way…to do it with someone else, regardless of stress levels (we all have them). Last night was rough, couldn't sleep, twitching, restlessness, sweating and irritability. I actually just ordered the "safe-cig," which is an electronic cig that smokes water vapor. It won't be here for 5 days though.

    • Jay

      Unfkngblvbl, it'll be rough. But just keep calm, and chive on.

    • :)))

      congratulations 🙂

  • Dcolbert

    No one is going to observe how fucking creepy the guy laughing sounded?

    • thrillho

      asians…that is all

      • thrillho

        what does him being asian have anything to do with it? what are you, white? black? latino? tell me so i can say something about you.

  • Alce

    forever alone panda 😦

  • Dan E

    Panda Bear Grylls. I get it.

  • Htisss

    What a little shit.

  • Shiton

    It's like real life someone "shits on you" and you don't do shit about it! 😦

  • Art

    What a hideous laugh the guy has.

  • eggnog

    fuck you, other panda!

  • jrey81

    Pand-ammonium ensued

    • John

      slow clap..

  • KenRayJen

    yellow shit huh, you learn something new every day

  • Ireland4517

    ….and not a single fuck was given.

  • black27696


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