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Captions, like a fine wine with a twisty straw (30 photos)

November 3, 2011 | In: Captions, Funny

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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=601045015 Shan Haroon

first

smalls

I thumbed up because this is the first person in a long time who has said first, while indeed actually being first. congrats Shan!

Dirty Dingus

I thumbed you down.
Why? Because F-You…that's why.
DaddyD

Don't encourage them. If we ignore them, maybe they'll go away.

guest

so your idea of ignoring is to write a reply?

paula_pissflap

listen f**K u ….why ? i'll tell u why …u can't explain that….i sed MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS IT NOW I SAID nOW LISTEN QUICKLY mOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,IS THAT IT THEN ? I MEAN POLO NECKS GOT ANY POLO? what u got ?

paula_pissflap

hahaha i bet NObody else has jizz on paula_ hair …^ look at that is

The Superginge

What?

MylesofStyles

FINALLY. Something that rhymes with "Tan Baboon"!

Tuff Guy

#6 Well it's definitely not Nick Swardson

B-ry

oooooooooooooooooooooooo SNAP!
Emerson Moose

ahhh haaa (mac miller voice)

Kyle Logan

I have the wierdest boner right now.

JDB

hahahahahaha, so true.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=601045015 Shan Haroon

OH YEAAA!!!! HEY CHIVE, I WANT A SHIRT GODDAMMIT! pls make moar?

chaseguindon

please*
more**

Yepper

Yep
lynch

#20 holy fat kid wheres his neck?

https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

Ate that too
holyshit

stay puff marshmellow man in training.
Woody

He gots rubber bands tied around his wrists and elbows
B-ry

It's like he's wearing a skin shirt. SO sad. Fuckin parents
teh dude

too fat to laugh at. Kid is clearly diabetic already. probably be dead before 30.
brian

he looks like he's made out of clay

MylesofStyles

#15 …While boner repressing.
Ken

#30… How true! LOL!

Mr Cheese

Could also read – "Finally No More Blow Jobs"

DaddyD

Or anal.

Guse

As a married man, I can say that you two have the wrong wives.

Just sayin'.

Frank

I don't know. Both their wives give me head and take it up the rear.

homer

Aren't you paying attention? You are getting anal and head from them because YOU aren't the one married to them.

its_forge

Seconded.

Lisa

A part of me wants to say "Hey…guys…it's not like you stay your wedding day weight either…and we are the ones who have the babies!!" But the other part of me says BULLSHIT. You can have kids & still be attractive/at a healthy weight. You just got lazy!

Get your ass off of the damn couch, go make a healthy sandwich, and then go tackle your man. Jeeze. It's not that hard…well…it should be hard if you do it right…but getting there shouldn't be!

Wing Zero

Where the hell were you when I was single?

Lisa

Don't know WZ…when were ya single? lol

If I had a nickle for every time a man has told me that…I'd have two dimes to rub together! lol

Huell

#20 Looks like the Stay Puff Marshmallow man

#4 Would agree

Bmw11585

I was thinking Michelin Man but that works too.
pancho villa

como se dice "marshmallow"?

Easy Peasy

marshmallow

Brutal Deluxe

#10 – Well, she IS supersized

sergio

looks like she ate the upgrade.
cheezebits

If you have ever wondered what a gunt is…

DangIt

EPIC FUPA, not just for old ladies anymore.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=601045015 Shan Haroon

no paula to mess wit all teh chivrzz heads/???

B-ry

Shut up. Not funny. The misspelling shit is getting REALLY old too

erised

#20 Michelin Man's Son.
That is all.
Picard_

#4 Are you suggesting the man doesn't know how to aim? Shame on you.
Marc

FUCK PAULA I WANT TO JIZZ ON HER HAIR

http://www.sublimedirectory.com ChodeLauncher

Paula is a fat hairy middle-aged dude

Leonel_LyL

#14 Made me LMFAO.

someguy

what the fuck. is wrong with you people.RIP Carlos Santana :' (

carlos

oyez como va, someguy! soy vivo…

truth

Santana has to be getting tired of seeing this meme. What's worse, when he dies, people are going to do the opposite with his picture. "R.I.P. you bloodthirsty Bastard."

MylesofStyles

#30 …BY EATING EVERYTHING BUT PENIS.

etcrr

she hates the taste of his jizz, then she will hand him #17 and tell him if he does she will then feins headache
Rrrrrandy

…that bitch…

dorkfish

#30 and never suck that thing again
Landlubber77

#17 I never realized how much HHH looks like a mop.

jho

I thought it looked like Brak. I miss Space Ghost.
I.Glove

**Plays Lion King Theme Music**

fritz müller

what a load or reposts…

Venice

Agreed. I definitely understand the occasional repost but from my count… #2 #5 #7 #10 #12 #16 #20 #23 and #30 are reposts. #13 is on post number 5 or so already… I love the chive but it bums me out when I open a post like this and realize I've already seen half it.
Craigery

Well, which is it? A load, or reposts? Make up your mind!

chicago

#30 also texted "Can Get Fat Now" during the ceremony…
techno_viking

#8 LOL This just became my FFB logo….
Bonnie

#10

Makes you wonder what the last one was like…..
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000036746346 Cody Symes

#14 He's not really dead, is he?

http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

Seriously dude?
80's Baby

For some reason I thought I missed something too… So I Wiki'd him and no he is still alive and kicking…

bob

I really really hope you are not being serious.

Obvious Troll

Not everyone likes fag music

Lisa

oh dear lord both of you. *facepalm*
Matt

Whooooooosh!
AKBAR

Derp and derp to your twin down v
Hailey

That's Gaddafi! You really think Santana would wear something like that? -.-

Hungryhippo

Indeed R.I.P Gaddafi

Smitty

Really? RIP? Bullshipt! RIH instead!

Frank's Shirt

Actually, yes. Santana would totally wear that. SANTANA DX!

Froll

RIP Carlois :'(

sshuggi

#13 Looks like only one of you balls have dropped…

its_forge

That's pretty standard actually. Not that I'm an authority. Lawl

Yes

#30 And pregnant
http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

#30 She needs a scum bag steve hat, Stays hot to get married, gets fat 2 months later

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