Captions, like a fine wine with a twisty straw (30 photos)

  • Shan Haroon


    • smalls

      I thumbed up because this is the first person in a long time who has said first, while indeed actually being first. congrats Shan!

      • Dirty Dingus

        I thumbed you down.
        Why? Because F-You…that's why.

      • DaddyD

        Don't encourage them. If we ignore them, maybe they'll go away.

        • guest

          so your idea of ignoring is to write a reply?

      • paula_pissflap

        listen f**K u ….why ? i'll tell u why …u can't explain that….i sed MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS IT NOW I SAID nOW LISTEN QUICKLY mOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,IS THAT IT THEN ? I MEAN POLO NECKS GOT ANY POLO? what u got ?

        • paula_pissflap

          hahaha i bet NObody else has jizz on paula_ hair …^ look at that is 😐

          • The Superginge


    • MylesofStyles

      FINALLY. Something that rhymes with "Tan Baboon"!

  • Tuff Guy

    #6 Well it's definitely not Nick Swardson

    • B-ry

      oooooooooooooooooooooooo SNAP!

    • Emerson Moose

      ahhh haaa (mac miller voice)

      • Kyle Logan

        I have the wierdest boner right now.

    • JDB

      hahahahahaha, so true.

  • Shan Haroon


    • chaseguindon


  • Yepper


  • lynch

    #20 holy fat kid wheres his neck?

    • Jason Ciotti

      Ate that too

    • holyshit

      stay puff marshmellow man in training.

    • Woody

      He gots rubber bands tied around his wrists and elbows

    • B-ry

      It's like he's wearing a skin shirt. SO sad. Fuckin parents

    • teh dude

      too fat to laugh at. Kid is clearly diabetic already. probably be dead before 30.

    • brian

      he looks like he's made out of clay

  • MylesofStyles

    #15 …While boner repressing.

  • Ken

    #30… How true! LOL!

    • Mr Cheese

      Could also read – "Finally No More Blow Jobs"

      • DaddyD

        Or anal.

        • Guse

          As a married man, I can say that you two have the wrong wives.

          Just sayin'.

          • Frank

            I don't know. Both their wives give me head and take it up the rear.

            • homer

              Aren't you paying attention? You are getting anal and head from them because YOU aren't the one married to them.

          • its_forge


    • Lisa

      A part of me wants to say "Hey…guys…it's not like you stay your wedding day weight either…and we are the ones who have the babies!!" But the other part of me says BULLSHIT. You can have kids & still be attractive/at a healthy weight. You just got lazy!

      Get your ass off of the damn couch, go make a healthy sandwich, and then go tackle your man. Jeeze. It's not that hard…well…it should be hard if you do it right…but getting there shouldn't be! 😉

      • Wing Zero

        Where the hell were you when I was single?

        • Lisa

          Don't know WZ…when were ya single? lol

          If I had a nickle for every time a man has told me that…I'd have two dimes to rub together! lol

  • Huell

    #20 Looks like the Stay Puff Marshmallow man

    #4 Would agree

    • Bmw11585

      I was thinking Michelin Man but that works too.

    • pancho villa

      como se dice "marshmallow"?

      • Easy Peasy


  • Brutal Deluxe

    #10 – Well, she IS supersized

    • sergio

      looks like she ate the upgrade.

    • cheezebits

      If you have ever wondered what a gunt is…

      • DangIt

        EPIC FUPA, not just for old ladies anymore.

  • Shan Haroon

    no paula to mess wit all teh chivrzz heads/???

    • B-ry

      Shut up. Not funny. The misspelling shit is getting REALLY old too

  • erised

    #20 Michelin Man's Son.
    That is all.

  • Picard_

    #4 Are you suggesting the man doesn't know how to aim? Shame on you.

  • Marc


    • ChodeLauncher

      Paula is a fat hairy middle-aged dude

  • Leonel_LyL

    #14 Made me LMFAO. 😛

    • someguy

      what the fuck. is wrong with you people.RIP Carlos Santana :' (

      • carlos

        oyez como va, someguy! soy vivo…

    • truth

      Santana has to be getting tired of seeing this meme. What's worse, when he dies, people are going to do the opposite with his picture. "R.I.P. you bloodthirsty Bastard."

  • MylesofStyles


    • etcrr

      she hates the taste of his jizz, then she will hand him #17 and tell him if he does she will then feins headache

    • Rrrrrandy

      …that bitch…

  • dorkfish

    #30 and never suck that thing again

  • Landlubber77

    #17 I never realized how much HHH looks like a mop.

    • jho

      I thought it looked like Brak. I miss Space Ghost.

    • I.Glove

      **Plays Lion King Theme Music**

  • fritz müller

    what a load or reposts…

    • Venice

      Agreed. I definitely understand the occasional repost but from my count… #2 #5 #7 #10 #12 #16 #20 #23 and #30 are reposts. #13 is on post number 5 or so already… I love the chive but it bums me out when I open a post like this and realize I've already seen half it.

    • Craigery

      Well, which is it? A load, or reposts? Make up your mind!

  • chicago

    #30 also texted "Can Get Fat Now" during the ceremony…

  • techno_viking

    #8 LOL This just became my FFB logo….

  • Bonnie


    Makes you wonder what the last one was like…..

  • Cody Symes

    #14 He's not really dead, is he?

    • @pezatsea

      Seriously dude?

    • 80's Baby

      For some reason I thought I missed something too… So I Wiki'd him and no he is still alive and kicking…

      • bob

        I really really hope you are not being serious.

        • Obvious Troll

          Not everyone likes fag music

    • Lisa

      oh dear lord both of you. *facepalm*

    • Matt


    • AKBAR

      Derp and derp to your twin down v

    • Hailey

      That's Gaddafi! You really think Santana would wear something like that? -.-

      • Hungryhippo

        Indeed R.I.P Gaddafi

        • Smitty

          Really? RIP? Bullshipt! RIH instead!

      • Frank's Shirt

        Actually, yes. Santana would totally wear that. SANTANA DX!

    • Froll

      RIP Carlois 😥

  • sshuggi

    #13 Looks like only one of you balls have dropped…

    • its_forge

      That's pretty standard actually. Not that I'm an authority. Lawl

  • Yes

    #30 And pregnant

  • Edward

    #30 She needs a scum bag steve hat, Stays hot to get married, gets fat 2 months later

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