Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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  • Lance

    weeee

    • paula_pissflap

      FUCK PAULA_ EVERYBODY JIZZ ON PAULA HAIR

      • That's right

        FUCK YOU!!!!!

        • paula_pissflap

          i'm not paula_? =/

    • kaidoh101

      anyone else stop on #26 and search for Catalina Robayo?

      • Iowa

        Yup! Then kept Chiving On.

    • Eric

      #49 talk about a strong finish

  • Paul

    #2
    Just had to see it in the comments

    • Aime

      Kinda tired of this one..

      • Jak

        I agree 100%

      • Hip O'Critt

        I won't be tired until it reaches another planet. Then and only then will I be tired of it. People with time on your hands: Make it so.

        • Black6dog

          OK

        • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

          You mean until it reaches the Death Star…or Mordor.

          • Dustin

            One does not simply get tossed into Mordor

    • Shadrock7

      This one is pretty fucked out about now …

    • Bilbo T-Baggins

      The bottom of the image needs to be replaced with one of those fucking japanese horror images. Just when you're expecting "tossing father" to appear… BAM… fucked up japanese girl ghost!

      • Chris Moltisanti

        or spikes!

        • León Felipe

          or bacon!

    • sparky

      Doesn't matter who's at the bottom. That kid is gonna burn up on re-entry.

    • Haven

      SUPER sick of this pic!

      • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

        SUPER sick of YOUR FACE!

    • patov40

      And some men just want to see the world burn. 😦

  • Will

    Occupy The Chive!!

    • thepoopsmith

      fuck you commie

      • Regular Joe

        Do you even know what the fuck OWS is about?

        All you fucking idiots giving him thumbs up GO TO HELL.

        You must love gettting ass raped by Wallstreet, Big Media and all the rest of the Corparate World that does NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK about the everyday regular person.

        Quit being and ignorant fuck and go educate your self.
        http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=occupy+wallstreet

        • Eddie

          My ass has never been raped.

          • its_forge

            Unless you make a couple hundred grand a year, yes it has.

            • Eddie

              No, pretty sure it hasn't.

              OWS is a joke. You guys took a good cause and turned it into another hipster fad.

              I mean seriously, trashing a Whole Foods? Trying to storm the Smithsonian?

              What the FUCK are you guys actually protesting?

              • its_forge

                Fringe doesn't define the mainstream much in the way the gun-toting idiots, the bigoted fucks that spit on veteran Congressmen and the morons that can't spell the word "socialism" don't define the Tea Party.

        • thepoopsmith

          I know that the communist party usa, communist party of china and russia, hezbollah, Iran, the nazi party usa and ilk are supporting this "movement" so i say to you once again. Fuck you commie.

          • its_forge

            Good God talk about drinking the Kool-Aid. Why do you let oligarch assholes feed you bullshit, dude?

            • Owen Smithers

              Your solution?

              • JP.

                Build tents + complain = profit

              • its_forge

                Uh… stop letting rich assholes on the payroll of giant multinational corporations tell you what to fucking think? Sounds like a good solution to me.

                • Owen Smithers

                  BAM! You're thinking for yourself now. What's next?
                  OK, so now assuming you're thinking for yourself, what happens next? Does everyone get a puppy? Is everyone's bank account opened and all the money spread around equally to everyone? If the businesses are destroyed, who's going to build the computer you're typing on? Or generate the electricity you're using? Why would anyone do anything?

                  • Davinport

                    When do I get my free puppy?

                  • its_forge

                    Why do you think in such extremes? You do realize that rich people can still be rich without having to be ridiculously, insanely, tying-up-all-the-wealth-on-Earth rich, right? Nobody's advocating absolute socialism here. Not one of the OWS people is against a society where people are allowed to succeed. But for one thing it's become really obvious that making it so that rich individuals and large corporations pay practically no taxes at all, doesn't generate even a single job anywhere except possibly Taiwan, so, why do it? Why shouldn't people with large amounts of income pay into the republic that helped them get where they are? And this "bailout" stuff, that shit's got to end RIGHT NOW. No more taxpayers bailing out banks when they fail because they were making stupid bets with, once again, OUR MONEY. And that's all I have time for right now because I have to go to my JOB and earn MONEY for my FAMILY.

                    • its_forge

                      Get rich, be rich, just *don't do it by stripping the skin from other people's backs.*

                    • Owen Smithers

                      When you operate in an free market and decide what you buy or don't buy and from whom, you are making the choice about whether a company makes money. When gov't takes half your income and the only input you have is a single vote every 2, 4, or 6 years, you don't have much choice. Oh, and if you don't give them your money, you go to jail. Not so with Walmart. See the difference?

                    • its_forge

                      There isn't a republic on Earth, even the ones that are still really actually Socialist, that takes "half your income." Even if you were a billionaire the current top rate is 34 percent, and no one to date has ever proposed raising that amount more than 3 percent (which is what it was in the 90s). Don't be a damn crybaby, pay your fricking share. If you don't like having to pay into a government to help assure that it functions well, move to Somalia. Oh and also, nobody fricking goes to jail, that's stupid. They only caught Leona Helmsley because she was such an asshole about it.

                    • Owen Smithers

                      By half I was referring to federal, state, and local taxes combined. But we're splitting hairs. I have no problem paying my share. But I'd like everyone to have some skin in the game. Practically everyone should pay a percentage of federal income tax, if they earn an income, and they damn sure shouldn't be getting money back when they don't pay in. I also wonder how much is enough. While the tiny increases ever stop? There continue to be endless demands. Somalia is an anarchy. I don't want that. I want a civil society that follows the law or amends it properly. I want us to follow the Constitution, as written, or change it. If there is such support for anything, like nationalized health care, there shouldn't be any problem amending the Constitution to allow for it. Just follow the law. That seems a pretty reasonable request, don't you think?

            • Jawbone

              #1 You don't know what oligarch means, without looking it up right now, do you?
              #2 Kool-Aid? You're drinking it by the gallon, kid.

              • its_forge

                : : points at you::

                ::laughs::

                ::leaves::

        • JDB

          It's ignorance Joe and it's rampant. No changes will come from that movement although I think it should. Judging by the replies to this comment, the news media, wall street, and corporate America has done exactly what they set out to do.

        • Owen Smithers

          Ha! Does ANYONE know what it's about? I'd like to know what they want exactly. Not the destruction of wealth creation part, but rather once that's done. What then? What government? What businesses, if any? What laws? What's the final vision?

        • http://www.tube8.com Jew_Girl_Lover

          No and I don't need some stupid, lazy, stinky ass fucking rich kid dumbshit ignorant hippies doing ANYTHING on my behalf. These asshats have a chance to get jobs .. but they want something 'GIVEN' to them instead of taking any good, HARD WORKING job and working your way up. that's what happens when you ASK other people for jobs .. if these dipshits are so fucking GENERATION AWESOME, start their own fucking buiness and change the world that way.
          FUCK THEM, FUCK YOU .. FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL. I don't NEED OR WANT you sons of bitches, demonstrating on my behalf .. demanding money from someone else who worked hard for it, OR someone else in their family a generation earlier working hard for it and passed it along.

          PLEASE GO AND FUCKING throw yourself off the top of a REALLY tall building onto some poisened spikes below, ass first.

          • Owen Smithers

            Now tell us what you really think.

            • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

              Yeah.. you are right Owen. I also apologize if that tirade came across as directed to you .. it wasn't. It was aimed at dipshit who wrote "occupy (fill in the blank with anything OTHER than a job)"

              Anyways man.. on a serious note .. you raise a super awesome point. Which is WHAT THEN? Assuming you get what you want for the sake of an argument, what then?

              LOL ..

              • its_forge

                I like that you think none of the people out there protesting have been applying for jobs every day for the past 3 years or more.

                • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

                  I like how you think that NONE OF THESE people didnt' quit jobs to come out here (or there) and protest. (By their own admittance)

                  Anyways, there are PLENTY of jobs out there, even if they pay very little. I have my Master's in Accounting and passed one part of CPA working on my second ( auditing ) and I took a non-cpa track job .. a fucking staff accountant job .. YEAH .. six months later .. I am about to get transferred to the junior accountant position on the CPA track .. my buddies who didn't take it ARE STILL sitting around collecting unemployment checks waiting for the CPA track job.

                  What dipshits … my point is made and that is .. THESE FUCKERS really are a bunch of whiners who WANT nothing more than hand outs or an easy path because they feel they are ENTITLED TO IT.

                  • its_forge

                    You don't know anything. You speak from your own prejudices and confirmation biases, and you say things that parrot what the media wants people to think. You took a shitty job and now you're doing better, good for you – but you are not these other people. Sure there are people who don't try very hard or who are spoiled and don't want to take jobs that are "beneath their station," but you can't criticize these people until you've walked half a block in their shoes. You know there are military veterans out there protesting with them, right? Do you think that America's cadre of true heroes are all no-account scumbags also? 'Cuz if you do I think we're done here.

                    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

                      I don't know anything. Um.. you have this knowledged based on what? You attack the person NOT the idea or their logic. I don't judge or base my information on them FROM ONLY my experiences, prejudices and confirmation biases .. I have derived a lot of my "conclusions" from watching their videos, independent news stations and their interviews ( RT, Info Wars, Prison Planet, NPR) as well as mainstream news (Fox, CNN only) yes, I understand that several Vets are having a tough time getting jobs — and in no way did I EVER mention that ALL vets or ALL of those people were dipshit asshats, etc. I believe I said REALLY ARE A BUNCH OF .. as in a most of them. Also, a lot of those Vets returning have great opportunities to take advantage of and as far as I am concerned those WHO CAN but DON'T are just as bad as .. as the rest of the fucktards who are POS wanting to take people's money .. so seriously.."occupying" by force and damaging and preventing other people from getting to work is NOT cool NOR Patriotic. Instead, these people should stop wasting time protesting and voting for the same politicians Democrat or Republican AND RUN FOR OFFICE THEMSELVES .. but again that requires work, skill and dedication they have neither.

              • Owen Smithers

                Oh, it's cool, I didn't think it was pointed at me.
                Thanks for recognizing and seeing the relevance of my question. Like so many issues we argue about, we need to think the problem through, find root causes, weigh the pros and cons of presented solutions (or feelgood bandaids in a lot of cases lately), and determine the best course to ensure the highest degree of individual liberty of our people and long-term viability of our country (or hell, any country). My two cents, anyway….

        • Christian Lander

          Stuff White People Like # 82, Hating Corporations.

          One of the more popular white person activities of the past fifteen years is attempting to educate others on the evils of multi-national corporations. White people love nothing more than explaining to you how Wal*Mart, McDonalds, Microsoft, Halliburton are destroying the Earth’s culture and resources.

          While the growth of multi-national corporations can be attributed to a number of complex social, economic and political factors, many white people prefer to take the word of two trusted sources: No Logo and AdBusters.

          Published in 2000, No Logo has been responsible for more white person “enlightenment” than any book since the burning of the library at Alexandria. By reading this one magic book, white people are able to get a full grasp on the evils of multi-national corporations and then regurgitate it to friends and family.

          Advanced white people will supplement No Logo with a subscription to AdBusters, where they will learn how to subvert corporate culture and return it to the masses. Specifically, this means taking ads and redoing them to give a negative message about a product. Apparently the belief is that when other people see this ad, they will be hit with an epiphany that their entire existence has been a Matrix-style manufactured universe.

          If you plan to engage in lengthy conversations or get high with white people it is recommended that you read No Logo or one issue of AdBusters. Failing that, it is acceptable to buy a copy to leave on your coffee table. When white people see it, they will recognize you as someone who can see through the advertising and has a proper perspective on life.

          When engaging in a conversation about corporate evils it is important to NEVER, EVER mention Apple Computers, Target or Ikea in the same breath as the companies mentioned earlier. White people prefer to hate corporations that don’t make stuff that they like.

          Following these simple steps can help you gain the trust and respect of white people in a relatively short period of time.

          • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

            NAILED IT!

          • Innocent Bystander

            Quoted word for word from Things white People Like, correct?

      • Will

        HAHHAHAHA look at what I started! Go to an OWS protest with a Ron Paul sign or an end the fed sign. You will see that it has been taken over. You people need to just get ready for the crash. Invest in lead and brass.

        • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

          Invest in the "B's" Bombs, Bullets, Bandaids and Buddies!

          LOL .. I like that though .. invest in lead & brass .. I apologize but I am going to "steal it" and then take creative credit that I came up with it.

          enjoy,
          Simon,
          P.S. If you need a safe bug out shelter and are in the New Mexico Area. .just yell out " Keep Calm" and I will reply Chive On and you bunk with us to survie the coming Zombie Apocolypes.

          =)

    • whats in a name?

      why don't you go occupy a fucking job!!

    • fac

      you americans are a funny sort of people.

      • Owen Smithers

        Yeah, we're pretty funny. We kick and scream and argue both against and for our best interests, but the best thing is that we cherish our God-given right to do that. And no matter what our differences, we're a good people. And we're free…

        • America's Cock

          That's right baby. Take it all in……

    • It's OK

      The problem with Occupy Wall Street is that it has bad symbolism. In fact, Day traders and the bulk of people who actually work on Wall St. are hurting because the economy collapsed.

      Why did it collapse? Here are some quick-ish reads for you to look at for starters: [http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/06/magazine/06Economic-t.html?pagewanted=all] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Late-2000s_financial_crisis]–yes wikipedia, I know.. but read through it and sift through the references and maybe you'll learn something.

      The actual crash is beside my point, though. The symbolism of Wall Street as the baddest of the bad is where the problem with OWS is rooted. They should really be protesting against WTO, IMF, Congress, and other bodies that did not regulate the financial sector (since the mid-80s or so) the way they should have. Not to mention, the proverbial 1% is continually being demonized throughout these protests (I, for one, plan to become part of the one percent. I would love to make that much money and take advantage [capitalize on] of any opportunity that might benefit me and my future). The 1% itself is not the problem, greed and irresponsibility is.

      The protesters of OWS do not have the unification or leadership they need to voice what it is they want changed, and thus, they are stuck behind the god awful name 'Occupy Wall Street.'

      Also, OWS loses viability with those who confuse a necessity for order, regulation, and responsibility with anti-capitalism. We don't want to destroy capitalism, that is hardly the answer. A market economy is what America has always been, Capitalism has spurred innovation and created the superpower that America is today. Still, I am not a purist; I believe that here needs to be a balance between the public and private sectors such that the private sector is controlled enough to prevent situations like the crash of '08. OWS does not stand for anti-capitalist views–although many of its protesters are confused, which, in turn, confuses the media and onlookers.

      I dislike seeing all of the unresearched, uneducated comments about communism, capitalism, corporations, oligarchy, etc. I encourage everyone to read up on the crash and decide for themselves what they think is the right solution. OWS is not a solution, nor–in my opinion–should it try to be. It is a good thing that it is getting people talking. Now, I just hope people will start talking about the right things. No more canned bs about the 1%, Wall Street, and socialism. I'd like to hear more debate about macroeconomic theory and the involvement–or lack thereof–of governmental/world bodies in the future.

    • http://twitter.com/GuitarGuyLesson @GuitarGuyLesson

      No.

      • the other Jen

        TITS!

  • Herb

    #1

    I am NOT a crook!

    • Lowrent75

      Posted that the last time…I think either I am too old or they are too young to get it.

      • Woody

        i made the initial Nixon remark….THIEVES !!!!

        • Blumpkin

          Probably because that is the obvious thought the pic provokes. Way to be average.

        • Jed

          Nixon stole that comment from me. I was rehearsing a speech in the Watergate Office Complex and ended up on a tape recording.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I will open Communist China to the west!

    • bull1123

      That was my exact first thought!

    • JHarris

      They wanted a piece of cake. I gave them world peace

    • GoForth

      "Read My Rips…"

  • a_schoenoprasum

    #17 worst tattoo ever

    • mooseknuckle907

      i wanna dropkick him

      • Natureboy

        the irony i experienced when liking your comment was soul shattering.

        • mooseknuckle907

          Don't dropkick me please

    • Landlubber77

      That's only the second stupidest tattoo on his body. It'll be interesting to watch how many thumbs down I get for this comment. Do you click it and admit you got that dumb ass star tattoo like all the other douche bags or?

    • Lisa

      someone needs to revoke his man card. actually, his human card.

    • Specks13

      Where's the "unlike" button?

  • G_Funkatron

    #32 true fuckin story

    • Nomad

      How about a preorder? that way you would know in advance how many you need… jus' sayin'… I want one too for crying out loud!!!

    • Merghrabl

      you'd think after selling out of shirts in like .5 seconds everytime they get an order in they'd think to either instate a preorder service or just order more shirts. c'mon chive.

    • Lotus

      I really hate how much DAR time these stupid shirts are getting

    • Hans

      I just wish I would one day receive the Keep Calm shirt I ordered and payed for back in June!

      • JerkFace

        Jesus! I got mine in a week. Oh, sorry guy.

    • PeteJ_Norn_Iron

      I've been trying for months! months! to get a chive logo, Bill Murry and keep calm t-shirt. I live just outside Belfast and every time i get on to get one they are sold out!

      • Dr. Acula

        I have one and its awesome!!!

  • is this thing on?

    well i am getting there

  • Undershooter30

    #5 Nom Nom Nom

    • Undershooter30

      Nevermind #49 is a much better one to Om Nom Nom

      • Ramrod

        That pic makes me horny…or something a little more witty.

  • MOAR

    #27 Meanwhile in Wisconsin.

    • Yo Mamma

      I'm proud of that!!!!

      • Sean

        Me too, and my Packers.

      • MOAR

        I would be too!

  • mooseknuckle907

    #7 is heaven

    • its_forge

      Well in *my* heaven she's wearing tap pants and a half-off camisole. But yeah.

    • patov40

      If she's going for a run, I'd really like to follow at a respectful but viewable distance.

    • drew

      Four is floor?

  • a_schoenoprasum

    #49
    best for last chive

    best for last

    • whats in a name?

      O.

      • is this thing on?

        M.

        • is this thing on?

          G!

          • whats in a name?

            THUNDER STEALER!

    • shitbrains

      moarrrrr

    • toban

      look at the size of that camera

      • JerkFace

        Yeah, she is probably fat by now

        • Lowe Jet

          she seems like she like mid40s. or else tans wayyy too much. its also creepy to compare adolescent pictures against adult ones when the person is in underwear. #34 seems like something for theberry mayb?(sans panties pic) just saying.

    • AssClown
      • DemonIAm

        That's it. you win the internet today!

      • a_schoenoprasum

        ok, first i love your definition of 'safe for work'. second can we all just get together and teach this chica how to use an auto-focus camera? for crying out loud!

        • Hofner1962

          If you were lucky to get together with this chica – you would waste any time teaching her to use an auto-focus camera? It's is your job to hide the autofocus video camera in a well lighted room then get busy.

        • Jason

          Yeah, that 2nd pic he linked could have been amazing!

  • JROC

    #28 hey tink, your hotter nowa days

    • a_schoenoprasum

      she was always hot

    • they'retheretheir

      You're.

  • Undershooter30

    #39 Just a bit further, almost there…

    • jjj

      more of her would be awesome. #39

      • Vulture

        I concur, do you concur?

        • Shorthairlover

          I concur.

          • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

            FOR THE LOVE OF ALL that is Chive Worth .. who is the beautiful woman? She totally looks like .. Emma Stone .. but who cares .. she is GORGEOUS!

            • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

              worthy*

              got to excited typing with one hand again!

              • Leann

                Thanks fellas! I shall send moarrr! 🙂

                • McFly

                  That's really you? If so, really hot! MOAR!

                  But since this is the internet and you could be a fat naked guy, gotta ask… tits of GTFO! lol!

                • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhownix

                  Honestly Leann, if that is you .. Send some photos in tomorrow for SC. I am sure you already have tons of "fan male" ( LOL .. I meant mail) that Bob & Leo are looking at.

                  I do remember you being a blonde .. so send some good ones. Assuming you are half as cool as your awesome photos .. you have a great chance of making SCOTW

                  Or just send them directly to me by clicking on my name! ha
                  Leann FTW!

  • Lucas

    Yay DAR! Yay #49!

    • paula_pissflap

      #49 BUCHAKS:D

    • Slave2anMG

      Mercy.

  • a_schoenoprasum

    #39

    next time lets take that photo two seconds later.

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      So who is this chic? She is fuckin' smoking hot . .and I have seen her a few times here .. I just never knew who she is? ]

      Chive help a Chiver out and find her … Or just point out how fuckin' retarded I am and tell me who she is, cause she's already been mentioned on here before .. either or!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=151000272 Jeff Reilley

        Am I wrong for thinking that's Emma Stone from Zombieland, Superbad, etc…?

        • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

          Yeam .. but if Emma Stone is a Chivette .. FTW!

      • Leann

        Hahahaha, thank you for the kind words! And you're right, I have been on here before. I have been sending in pics for almost a year now, although I used to be a blonde 0_o

        And I'm not Emma Stone, but that's an awesome compliment nonetheless, shes gorgeous.

        • Sweet D

          Oh don't worry, you're way waaay hotter than Emma Stone!

        • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

          Leann,
          YOU ROCK GIRL! I totally dig the facial expression.. and AS ALWAYS .. thanks for NO duck facing.

          Again, if you are HALF as cool as your photos are sexy, you stand a great chance of making SCOTW. Either way . .send some awesome photos in tomorrow! I mean, you are the hottest chic on this post BY FAR! That "que culo chic" is some random ass broad .. she isn't a CHIVETTE!

          Also, have you ever sent in a Hump Day? If not… tomorrow would be a good start! Even though it's an SC Friday! LOL

  • 03_SE_XTERRA

    #49 WINNER OF ALL THE THINGS

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    First?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • panama99

      You sure are….winner!!!!

      • paula_pissflap

        hey paula_ LOOK>>>>>….Well I'm FIRST to say FIRST so I AM FIRST! Ha!
        Fjjiiiuuuuuck you!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate <<<<<<<THATS 'U' Paula_ monkey pissflap…hey every one jizz on paula_ hair NOW!!!!!GODDAMMIT NOW!!!!!!!MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JIZZ….ON Paula_ (not me)

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          You seriously need to start using the meds again. Right meow!
          Here's a free drink to flush it down with.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – what I'm going to do with that jar of vaseline? Oh, never mind.

    • mooseknuckle907

      First? Quit smoking crack Paula

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Well I'm FIRST to say FIRST so I AM FIRST! Ha!
        Fjjiiiuuuuuck you!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • hey, hey, paula

          you're totally my fave, paula

        • paula_pissflap

          ooooooowww paula_ hey wanna come over….? hey wanna come over ? FUCK PAULA_ EVERYBODY …….JIZZ ON PAULA_ HAIR

          • paula_pissflap

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate 😐

    • Inviolability

      I want a real Paula hug, anyone else?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You're not just saying that because you want to squeeze the DD sisters, right?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • paula_pissflap

          JIZZ

          Hugs,
          paula_pissflap
          – the one you love to hate

        • Inviolability

          If you mean your ass cheeks in a bra, sure why not.

    • Silentstatic

      well at least we know where to find her now…. just follow #4. That's her trolling connection to the interwebs.

  • manchakattack

    #13 is so sick.
    #17 on the other hand is a fucking idiooot.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      Without people like our tattooed douche here, we wouldn't have artists like that. Humanity apparently walks the line.

  • slippery pete

    cut back on the repeat photos please

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      HAHAHAHA that was funny.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the Chive cutting down on reposts, wooooweeeeeee!

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      cut your head off please.

    • Troll of Truth

      I don't usually give 1 shit let alone 2 about reposts but jesus. I think they must have a random button to fill there posts now.

    • its_forge

      Not all of us have the time to comb through every CHIVE post repeatedly, so if something's repeated and we missed it, we apreciate that.

  • wyfair

    #28 i'd take a splash of pixy dust from her!

    #38 i got the app before it was top 10.

    • timmy

      hipster.

      • 123

        How did the hipster burn his mouth?

        He ate the pizza before it was cool.

        • http://www.facebook.com/makattack98 Daniel Mak

          I put my music on mute because I prefer bands that even I've never heard of.

        • konaehukai

          Why are there no hipsters in Hawaii? Because they all got into lava before it was cool.

      • Just Sayin'

        If no one has ever heard of something…it's probably because it sucks ass

        • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

          That or you're just a tasteless douche who only listens to tpain "boots with the furs!!".

  • Chizniz

    #13 Wonder what it looks like from another angle?

    • wyfair

      i thought the same thing!

    • eggo

      like they all fell down face-first

    • ChaseTheWalker

      or finished?

  • Undershooter30

    #42 I love mutations….

    • Undershooter30

      I guess I'm a mutation now that I think about it

    • Anon

      awww Im loved

    • powersticks

      I'm a mutation as well. Oh yeah!

    • Mr. B

      Fuck normal people. Brown eyes are for assholes.

      • Ramrod

        That shouldn't have been as funny as I thought it was

      • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

        brown eyes. assholes. lolz

    • calm

      Well, actually everything is a mutation from some point in our history… Blue eyes are a recent mutation, only a few thousand years old I believe.

    • chetvik

      so i'm a fucking mutant, why couldn't i have been born with metal claws like wolverine instead

      • Kris

        I was thinking the same thing! Man, did we get fucked!

      • Kris

        Although I have to nerd out and inform you that the metal claws were not a part of Wolverine's originaly mutation. He has bone claws and an accelerated healing factor. The adamantium was grafted onto his skeleton, making him indestructible but in a sense less powerful because his healing factor has to constantly work to keep the metal from poisoning him.

        • snacksnack

          dear god…

        • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

          Seriously…I mean how can you not know that? They've made like 4 movies out of it….and I think another one is coming.

          • sadman

            You realize the movies are adapted from a comic book series, right?

            • Adrian

              And do you realize that in early versions of the comic pre Xweapon Logan didn't have any claws at all and Deadpool was somewhat sane?

    • SenatorBurns!

      All eye colors are technically a mutation… And for people calling themselves a "mutation" the word you are looking for is "Mutant", you are a mutant, like the ninja turtles.

    • BigRick69

      Everything is created through "mutations". Unless you are nothing, you a mutant. The universe exists because an imperfection. RTFM.

      • BigRick69

        you *are*

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

      Evolution is also a mutation.

      • The Superginge

        Evolution IS mutation

    • dave

      Everything that isn't an exact duplication of the first self-replicating proto-life is a mutation. Everything.

      • Matilda

        Exactly, which is why the initial post is so dumb. Thank you!

  • ezhammer

    #26 The first one seems worse…

    • Anon

      worse? Seems like a great girl to me.

    • Htisss

      I think you meant to say that the first is better. God bless her soul.

      • Fawx

        No its worse. The snippet is specifically saying the officials must be retarded. Its a bad week for going commando.

    • Bill

      Why thank you good sir.

    • Pete

      Got to love "the week" magazine.

  • Grifo

    #3 It's gonna be ok bro.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Yeah, it's a cute picture and all but THATS A GODDAMN BEAR!

      What self respecting, responsible adult lets a small child or any type of human being that they generally like and don't regret not aborting near a GODDAMN BEAR?

      • steve

        two seconds after that pic was taken all that was left was the kids half eaten foot.

        • Hofner1962

          In the bear's defense – he was being polite – having been taught to always leave the last serving for someone else.

    • patov40

      Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh, definitely not shopped. 😐

  • Optimus

    #49 Wow.

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