Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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  • SDChiver

    First

    • Geoff

      guess what…you win a date with a prostate exam with wolverine.

    • JEffster

      next time you want to be first, why not just use the name thumbmethefuckdown

    • MylesofStyles

      I was going to reply, but my screen name isn't a variation of the name Jeffrey.

    • Hi-Larious

      I'm a big hockey fan and #26 was possibly the funniest gif I have ever seen

  • JimboIsMe

    #5 mind= fucked.

    • Brenj

      No matter how hard I try, I can't stop seeing it.

      • dan

        i just cant see a goddamn thing. pls enlight me

    • Still_Counts

      At first I was like "Are we looking at her butt? OK…" but then I was like, "Holy Shiz! Where did that came from?"

      • patov40

        Same reaction.

    • frank

      Holy shit didn't see it until I was going to ask what was up with it…

    • calm

      Glad you said something, I totally missed it.

    • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

      That almost looks like it's not 'shopped

      • DaddyD

        "Almost" being the operative word here.

    • Lisa

      i totally thought we were supposed to make fun of the guy's fanny pack until this comment

    • MonkeyMadness

      Your mind is a whore if it gets fucked by every photoshopped image on the internet.

    • JDB

      Damn, I didn't know what it was at first. Mind blown for sure.

  • MigraineBoy

    #24 Wait a minute…I see what's going on! That blonde isn't a real blonde.

    • DoTheCurtains?

      only one way to find out πŸ˜‰

    • TheRealSnowman

      Someone had one too many visits to #25 perhaps…..

    • Frank

      There's… some… thing… on the wing.

      • Jay

        Far left, probably has a great ass. Can we find her?

  • really?

    #12 call me splinter

    • Dr Copper

      … because you got wood?

      Bazinga!

      • Bubba

        They need to be found. All of 'em!

        • Casey

          Check the sewers.

        • From_The_Treetop

          From left to right:

          Lauren McHenry
          Crystal Reed
          Hannah Wood
          Katie Scannell

          They are all on Facebook. You're welcome.

          • cwhoa

            you are creepy

  • nowhere001

    #25 where is this glorious place?!?

    Nutella® (pronounced "new-tell-uh") is a tasty unique spread made from the combination of roasted hazelnuts, skim milk and a hint of cocoa. Nutella® has no artificial colors or preservatives. It can be used on a wide variety of breads. For more information on just how tasty this mana from heaven is, check this: http://thechive.com/2010/08/31/according-to-chive

    • GI Joe

      And she keeps smearing it on her face instead of eating it….#24

    • sepp

      is nutella a new thing in the US? just asking, because every couple of day´s there is a nutella pic in the DAR, DMA, etc.

      btw, i am living a couple of kilometers next to the factory where most of the european, and world wide nutella and other ferrero products are being produced.
      it´s just like willy wonkers chocolate factory, except that next to it one of europeans biggest iron foundry´s… ^^

      • sepp

        …is situated.

      • j22

        I learned about it about 13 years ago, a now good friend of mine moved here from germany and always ate it. I've only had it a couple times. I think it may just now be catching on? at least on the east coast…

      • listenlady

        Willy Wonkers?

    • bigsbeh

      It is in Frankfurt, Germany and it is a glorious place where dreams come true and naked mermaids dance on top of unicorns πŸ˜‰

      • sepp

        nope in frankfurt is just marketing and office stuff, the factory is in stadtallendorf –> http://g.co/maps/9h3aa

        • bigsbeh

          I meant the place in the picture, not the factory πŸ˜‰ Although i really would like to visit the factory someday πŸ˜‰ Do they have a nutella river?

      • Rhayzor

        How exactly does a mermaid dance? Bounce maybe…

        • ssstoopid

          It went a little like this… and twist…

          K, I just forfeited my man card… and that f*cking song is stuck in my head. :facepalm:

    • fed

      there is also one near the train station in Bologna, Italy

    • ale

      This one is in Bologna, Italy.

      A loyal Italian chiver

      • Phishie420

        I guess I am just lazy…I go to IperFamila by Vicenza and get mine there.

        ~Another Italian Chiver πŸ™‚

      • nowhere001

        I studied in Perugia while in school, went over to Bologna many times and completely missed this shop.

    • Lisa

      this is why europe is so awesome

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1189946811 Jack Roberts

      No-one gonna comment on this? Pretty sure its not pronounced 'new-tell-uh'. Surely it is called 'Nut-ella' due to its contents. At least thats how we say it in England

  • JimboIsMe

    #18 Redefining "Firestone"

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      No it WAS a GoodYear! Until this happened. Ouch!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the PG-13 troll

      • drew

        I just wonder how this seemed like a good idea.

  • GI Joe

    Awww missed…….

  • Art

    #9 I gotta get the blueprints for this!!

    • Andy

      Let me know when you do! This should have a separate thread. A step-by-step guide in pictures of how he built it. It is truly awesome! If Im gonna suck at Poker, this is the table I wanna suckt at! πŸ˜€

      • what?troll

        how about posting the guide somewhere and giving a link? thanks buddy.

  • pingpong

    #16 awesome last name

    • Tom

      …Is awesome.

    • OldNads

      Probably a captain too.

      • NewNads

        could be major

      • chicksdigit

        Nope, Sergeant E5. Next to his name is the rank.

    • patov40

      Works with Corporal Punishment. Oh!! πŸ˜€ (I'm very sorry…..)

    • mith

      I was hoping I read that name right…

    • somebloke

      Awwwsome!

  • Tangles

    #11

    Absolutely top bloke! You have my respect. Someone give that man a chive t and show him how much ass is on hump day πŸ˜€

    • Pete

      ^ This.

      Chive – give out a special T to people that do good shit like this.

    • Hobnob

      Its not the same car? Wheels are different….

      • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

        He is a millionaire, I'm sure it's possible.

      • ThornyDevil

        The yellow bat symbol in between the seats doesn't indicate that it is the same car at all does it?

      • Ptesla

        So what if its not the same car…..why so serious?

    • KillerKoehler

      I see him all the time driving to work, never knew what the hell was going on with him…glad to know he's a stand up guy/

    • ADT

      Totally saw that when I was driving around Halloween morning.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509922959 Adam Flowers

      Did he used to drive a Prowler that was done up as the Batmobile? About 3 years ago, I stopped to assist a wreck that involved a Plymoth Prowler on the side of the road. After I stopped I realized that the car looked like the batmobile and the driver and passenger were dressed as Batman and Robin. Both had been ejected from the vehicle but only sustained minor injuries. I was amazed they survived at all!

      • Go Ravens

        Yup, same guy. He did an event at my son's school a few years back. I have seen him in the new Lambo, driving on the Beltway from time to time. I think he might live in the Pikesville area, since that is usually where I have seen him. Nice guy.

    • Buford_Justice

      I hope he drives real fast and lets the children listen to the wonderful symphony of pistons in that machine. That would make me the happiest kid ever

  • Ander

    #4 Hopefully coming soon to my local mall

    • Dr Copper

      That's not the only thing coming soon…

      Bazinga.

  • Still_Counts

    Look at the south side, you'll probably find the fries.
    #20

    • Shawn

      Referring to the shootings on 11/2 in Chicago's south side? HAHA!

    • patov40

      And we thought Cookie Kwan ran the west side tough!

    • Big_Curt

      He died a happy man

    • SARmedic

      Wrong sauce.

  • dale

    #20 the fast food wars continue

    • ROK247

      now everything is taco bell.

  • SDChiver

    So stoked I got my keep calm shirt today. Wish I would have got the logo too

  • Frank

    #20 You were told that food would kill you.

  • DoucheFatMarioBro

    #19 "and then i Deflowered her Beaver with my Dragon… she was all like "stop" psssh whatevs.."

  • EZRA2

    #13 I like his honesty

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1189946811 Jack Roberts

      He's called Danny Shine…search youtube for 'the love police' and you'll find his political satire

  • Z_b

    #3 can't tell if they are all boys or girls..

    • DaddyD

      And why would you care?

    • Woody

      She is doing an awesome Richard Nixon impersonation

      • panama99

        "I am not a cwook"

        • The Pict

          Did you mean 'Clook'?

  • blub_glub

    #26 lolololol

    • Peter

      We are to friendly here in Sweden, just hugging everybody when we score a goal. πŸ™‚

      • Anon

        that guy didn't want a hug.

    • Buffalo Just Sayin

      "It's my first goal! Thank you so much for being apart of it!"

  • Jim

    My Keep Calm shirt makes the DMA that much sweeter. Thank you Aussies!

  • Gary

    Love staying up for this post!

  • http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

    Ill See Your #12 And Raise You

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/D5vGr.jpg"&gt;

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      its already been on thechive anyways

    • The_Stif

      That one on the far left has a great body. I like your version better.

    • Biggus Diccus

      It kinda looks like Donatello has her hand down Leonardos underwear

    • j22

      Find Rafael!! ( in your linked pic)

      • shitty animal

        I'm sick of these string bets. Just make the raise or you'll be laughed off my table. Which is not quite as neat as #9

  • blankman

    #12 Put them on their backs and they won't get away

    • ChesterTheMolester

      and i'll have my way πŸ™‚

      • jimk

        You ruined it

      • ROK247

        stop rhyming, i mean it!

    • chivette3206

      ah, rape… so refreshing…
      douche.

      • Chiver1976

        Glad to see someone else doesn't enjoy the thought of someone being violated and raped.

        Chive on.

  • frank

    Chivers I have a problem. Should I go to collage, I mean is it worth it to get into dept and not have a real chance of landing a good job in the foreseeable future?

    • collage professor

      Go to the collage dept. Choose a good theme though, otherwise your collage will look shit.

      • Bear on Stilts

        Best answer on here.

        • Davinport

          frank, here's some advice: start practicing the phrase "Would you like fries with that?"
          Perhaps Stan_Dalone will get you a job?

      • http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

        that was so awesome

    • nowhere001

      If you're worried about not finding a job after graduating, imagine how difficult it's going to be finding a 'good' job in the foreseeable future WITHOUT a degree.

      • overhere

        especially with collage.

        • ROK247

          print is dead. it's really hard to find enough magazines to cut out pictures and put together a decent collage anymore these days.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      You probably shouldn't go to collage if you can't even spell college…

      • Nefaarious

        Im pretty sure we discussed this before about a lady with the words "I ❀ Collage" on her shirt. Its obvious that hes passionate about scrapbooking, and creating all of those cheesy borders around the photos… I think what he was trying to say was… Should he pursue his dream, and go to a collage school, risking going into a department, thus ruining his chances at ever having a job.

        • ChaseTheWalker

          It all makes sense now! Thanks a bunch!

    • Doc

      You seem like u'd be a good fit at USC

    • Jeffster

      if you can't spell college and debt right, then college is not right for you.

      • patov40

        Wait, did you mean "college and debt" or "collagen debt"? Many posts here dedicated to the misuse of collagen. Do your research before borrowing to repay that debt.

    • hold on

      There are jobs out there, there just aren't enough for the people who suck. Choose wisely.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kody.m.parton Kody Parton

      #12 Things like this are reason enough to go to college.

      • chavo

        ie: sluts

    • Jak

      I don't think you'll have a choice

    • Paul

      Since you cant spell College correctly, i would say save your money dipshit.

  • acloudypanda

    #17 Nailed it #21 I guess they really didn't want trick or treaters

    • Johnny Two Toes

      #17 is in Japan… both the real life and mario cart actually.

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