Mom and baby hippo are an unstoppable train of cuteness (17 Photos)

  • teh dude

    I suppose "aww" is what im looking for

    • Ashmeeta Singh

      I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will do!

    • paula_pissflap

      giz on paula_ everybody jiz on paula_ (NOT me… other paula_ monkey paula_) ok…lets do it 😐

      • paula_pissflap

        MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JIZ on paula_

      • FlickMyBic

        This site wasn't intended for 13 yr olds, I am going to have to ask you to leave kid.

    • cupcakelizzy

      so cute 🙂 i love the little hippo bunz

  • Dantheloser

    It's funny, because hippos are also an unstoppable train of murder.

    • Lisa

      best description of a hippo ever

    • float

      Funny you say that, cause I put a .308 caliber bullet right between the eyes of a hippo that carried a strong resemblance to that momma hippo…mean as fuck, dropped it like a sack of potatos tho….

      • Johnny Two Toes

        I like to pretend too.

        • Brutal Deluxe

          How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?… Yeah… Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

        • float

          No, just regular hunting trips to Johannesburg, SA…that is all

          • ldr103

            Too bad there are no hippos in the wild in South Africa – also, they're considered threatened, so your "hunting trip" would have been a poaching trip.

          • ldr103

            Oh, just wanted to add: You have a small penis.

    • Huddo

      It's not murder unless you kill your own species, surely? However, still *applause* for the description. At least your last thought would be – aww – look at the cuteness! A baby hippo! Wonder where mum is… AAAAAARRGGHHH!

  • just a black chiver

    Lol @Dan

  • Art

    awesome animals

  • Emma Oliver

    d'awwwwwwwwww dey're scho dangewuss!!!!

  • Rachael

    In the wild, the mother and baby hippo have to the leave the rest of the herd because the male hippos will gore the shit out of the babies.

    You're welcome for ruining this adorable moment with a freaky fact you didn't want to know!

    • Jun


    • Ferret

      This is actully very common in most herd animals with an alfa male. Once that alfa is replaced by a new one he disposses of the cute competition.. by goring the shit out of them… then he makes his own cute offspring to replace the dead ones ( that are no longer cute)

    • erised

      The more you know

    • jamesjackson4

      Saw that happen on Nat'l Geo. It was awful.

  • TurtlesTooMainstream

    I like hippos.

  • just a black chiver

    Lol @ Rachel…thank you for runing it but your amazingly cute so its cool.

  • just a black chiver


  • Paula_

    Sucks when yo mamma is a hippo.

    – the one you love to hate

    • The Great Bambino

      Is that what your kids tell you?

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Yo mama so fat…

    • Ajay Da Costa


  • Stan_Dalone

    sucks when your troll is a lame ass, but the baby hippo is cute which won't last long

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      WTH happened to your custom paula made avatar you said you were gonna use, buddy?

      • Stan_Dalone

        I had it up for half the day. You never made note of it so I changed it back

        • xXbeermonkeyXx

          that hardly qualifies as "having changed" at all! keep it for over a week and you can have your man-card back. maybe

        • FuckoffStan

          Yeah like hes got nothing better to do that follow your fat ass all day

    • FuckoffStan

      Pot + Kettle = Black

  • Anonymous

    Man, Rachaels a bummer

  • strangeperson

    #12 LOOOL-face

  • Anonymous

    The Kardashians get way too much attention.

  • B Line (@asylumstudio)

    That baby is going to be an unstoppable eating machine!!!!

  • MonkeyMadness

    And an unstoppable pooping machine.

  • A BiPolar Guy

    I read once that despite being a couple hundred pounds at birth they are smaller in comparison to their mothers than the average human baby.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      That depends on where in Mississippi the human mother is from.

  • AssClown

    #8 Big Derp and Little Derp

  • Katie

    Sooo cute and then bam, cage… now I feel bad for them

    • Brutal Deluxe

      wait until the part where they get made into hippo-flavored milkshakes

    • Steve

      so cute and bam, they don't get shot by poachers, and dont have to worry about food or droughts

  • Themjames

    • Matt

      terrible, absolutely terrible.

  • Woody

    #5, a face only a mother would love.

    • ChelseaRules

      I'm actually surprised at how cute I find it. I've never been more attracted to something that looks like a turd.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        What about Baron von Poopenstein?

        • ChelseaRules

          That's a very different kind of attraction.

  • TheWrathofSalva

    I want to squisch them…SQUIIIIISH!!

  • Thomas Shaw

    The Great Canadian Closet Hippo!

  • choogar

    One day that little fella will grow up to maim many zookeepers.

  • Lisa

    At first I was like #13, but then I #12

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