• Colleen


    • powerforward

      First!!!! To say Fuck you!

  • Colleen

    hehe sorry, I've never been first!

    • 8===><===8

      you need a new boyfriend, then.

      • Colleen

        I got one of them, Im still new to the chive . . . trying to get up the guts to burn the bra

        • Kellen

          Burning your bra is the only acceptable thing to claim as "first". Unless you worked for the DoD in the 60's, you're not first.

          • Micks

            Give her a break, you go on girl, hope you burn it !

            • Colleen

              Thanks Micks, not sure if I'm chive worthy though.

          • Colleen

            hmmm I see . . .

            • user87

              any girl is chive worthy…under 200 lbs lol

              • Colleen

                Im about 100lbs under that limit

                • KalEl24

                  then what are you waiting for?

                  • Colleen

                    Im scared!!! and they probably wouldnt even post it haha.

                    • Rafael - RS

                      just DO IT already

                    • KalEl24

                      Being scared they aren't going to put it up isn't a reason not to try. Being scare they will post it is more scary. They are bound to post it.

  • That guy...

    lol the "holy hell i need new underwear" scream.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      i can't tell if it's him or the vulture shrieking

  • austin

    first and only ….lol

    • welshist

      Austin, don't breed. Ever.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    I hope the dumping of human waste from an aircraft isn't illegal in India…

  • crivera123

    ok so now you are in the middle of the freaking himalaya… now what… ??? get eaten by some bear or wolf?

    • chiverjay

      ….no….drink your own piss to survive!!

  • Drew1720

    holy fuuuuck! aside from the initial scream, that dude kept his cool even in that nasty landing.
    Imagine what would've happened if the bird hit him in the face? lol he's a lucky dude.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

      Dude's parachute got taken out by a vulture…not that lucky

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    guess what i would be roasting over the fire for dinner

    • https://www.facebook.com/aokeefe3185 Andrew O'Keefe

      Read my mind

    • kryvian

      +1 to the max

  • nananamatman

    patooy… I spit on you… patooy

  • moniesLOL

    what are u doing in the sky human? ur not a vulture get down from there

  • jrey81

    i probably woulda crapped my pants… he stayed pretty composed… still makes me think of this…

  • a guy

    that vulture is a pretty huge douche

  • cgoode

    The big pile of poop in his jumpsuit chushioned his fall.

  • shaunvw

    how did he keep himself from punting that fucker when he finally landed?

  • jello67890

    kill the bird… eat for dinner

  • Chev

    Im very curious if the bird lives to tell the story!

    • 156884

      It says, "Amazingly, neither the man nor the bird were seriously harmed."

      • Apoennim

        Yes, initially, neither were seriously harmed during the impact and landing. If I were that guy I would have been eating drumsticks for dinner!

        • Arthur

          the bird was released couple of minutes later and it flew away.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=80000400 Pj Donofrio

    How is that the birds fault? the dude was in there territory!

    • The_Dood

      My inner grammar nazi must fix this. *The dude was in that there bird's territory!"

    • Chitownchiver


      • Justin D.


      • welshist


  • badtoro

    zhiv..! cel..! orjol..!!! phahaha..
    one lucky russian dude!!!

  • cjuncosa

    Dude, like a boss. There were like 6 words bleeped out. Had that happened to me it would have been more useful to mute the video than listen to a constant beep.

  • Coldzilla

    Guess we now know whats for dinner…

  • Jak

    I would think seeing your parachute beside you would prompt more of a reaction. Holy shit!

  • jjj

    your classmate's mother is a whore

  • dgvw

    Its not a vulture. Its an eagle

  • Micks

    He Kept Calm and accomplished a great landing despite the circumstance, well done sir!

  • Frank'n Furter

    Your classmate's mother made $500.05 giving blowjobs. Who gave her the nickle you ask? All of them.

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