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Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (37 Photos)

November 4, 2011 | In: DAR, High-Res, Random

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Allen

#31 Shit just got real son

tbone

I'm pretty sure that is shopped, no one in Arkansas owns a Ferrari.

http://twitter.com/illehay @illehay

Haha. I was thinking the same thing.
Mister Moustache

Not shopped, it happened in Ft. Smith.

vhr1904

Oh man! Thank god he missed the moped and the 50 on the left.
SinisterSino

how does something like that even happen?? lol

Mike

Um, they're from Arkansas. That's how it happens.

matt_thorne

As a Ferrari fan, this makes me weep
Peter

Bahaha this never gets old. It happened in Fort Smith AR. I know because I went to high school with the kid that did it. He was very drunk leaving a party in Fianna Hills. haha!

supersniffy

#31 – Dare we ask how????

andrea andretti

the ferrari slid in under the truck…

DMAC

Or a garage with a truck in it fell on a ferrari…

andrea andretti

yep, that's better…thumbs up for you
http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

A female oriental driver?

Just sayin ..

Peter

The house is on a decline from the road which is very curvy going down hill. The drunk kid jumped the curb and sailed into there garage right on top of the Ferrari. As unlikely as it sounds it actually happened.

Obama 4 Lyfe

First You FUcks!

winfields

Fuck you first, and have a shit filled weekend pal!

Obama 4 Lyfe

WHy so mean? Whats your problem dude?

Robbie

hes mean because your a homo
Billy

For all you people that voted for Obama to prove you are not racist. You better vote against him to prove you are not an idiot.

A BiPolar Guy

Personally, I plan to vote for someone not against someone.
Canadupe

Well I guess the party that caused all the problems is probably the best one to fix it.. vote Republican Americans!

Troll

such language.
TFC uber alles

Being half drunk makes this awesome
Joe Schmo

You forgot the second part:
"den you has de babies"
MikeOlmos

Virgin.
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I want to jazz on Paula's stairs!

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate
chuck

fuck obama

John

#3 I wish she was jumping in my water bed instead of just water.

Ling

and it looks like really shallow water too…
OK Coral

looks like that landing's gonna be painful…

isawoj

I hope for her sake, it just appears shallow.

Yeah

A water bed huh

its_forge

Yeah really, welcome to the early 80s.

boom

Rest up on that water bed. Later we're going to the arcade to play lazer tag. Mr Miyagi is drivin.

TheQueeeen

….. People still have water beds? …..

BaseballRube

#23 Thank you for this.

#19 When are these coming back? My wife wants one (more then I want one FOR her).

Jak

The 2 on the left. Lots moar please!

jared

gonna have to go with the second one from the right…no question.

its_forge

Seconded, holy moley those legs

likes 'em hot

2nd on the left is freakin' huge dude…

Metal Finger

You wouldn't think twice if she started hitting on you and you know it.
yerdaddy

Just the way I like 'em

Hal

Definitely MOAR and Find Her!

—

more THAN** i want one for her
seven2k

i think its only right for ALL of them to do a hump day and a BYB. C'mon girls we believe in you =)
Yo Mamma

#23 left to right:
The Slut, Insecure, The Smart one, the Cheerleader, The Senior, The Freshman, The tag-along

Anon

not even close….
Dutchie

If that's the case give me the senior

579

only 37 pics!!!!

a_schoenoprasum

quit yer griping and start your own site.

jared

No shit…Zoolander revolutionized the male model industry with only 1 look…imagine if he had 37.

DrROBOTO

ONE LOOK!?

HatBomb

Blue Steel baby!

Stephen

I like Le Tigre, it's a lot more softer, sort of a catalog look.

Jak

It's a good thing they are numbered for you because I don't believe you could have gotten that high by yourself…even with bare feet.

andrea andretti

oh i can get pretty high by myself…but i generally like to have a few friends along

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1240659619 John Stokes

Clemson University
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Want your money back?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Eh.

#1 Hey you…. Get your damn hands off her.

Master_Rahl

taking extreme photobombing a bit far… don't let go! Nice BTTF reference, btw.
lawdog

This looks a lot like Telluride, anyone?

f;jkndf

Looking down from black bear pass maybe?

bob

i think so

oddwise

I was trying to figure that out. Still unsure
kel

I'm not the only one!!

winfields

#7 – then a) don't have a kid and b) don't post that "shit" on facebook.
No one cares about your kid on facebook, agreed?

Ramrod

I think you missed the point
Youareadumbfuck

Sorry that was over your head.
NME

Hey Numbnuts…GTFO!
winfields

It's pretty easy to understand the point the person was making.
I was taking it to the next level by stating the fact (a more broad statement) over my annoyance of people posting every little thing that that their damn baby does on facebook.

efwinfields

That "next level" you're talking about will get you into the special Olympics.
John

Maybe those same people are sick of your posts on Facebook about how you got wasted every weekend. People post what they want. It's a free world. Don't like it? Don't read it!

Josh

But…but…until you read it, how will you know if you don't like it?

the other Jen

ha! John got owned.

http://www.facebook.com/spncrmoo Danny Spencer

Wow, what a moron

Lowrent75

Love the shirt…Hate the Underwear…Geaux Tigers!!

Bamajess

Roll Tide!

Lowrent75

I will be nice. Good game.

bdg

Roll Tide!!!!

Lowrent75

I will be nice. Good game. See you in Death Valley next year. AT NIGHT.

Hvilletiger

Love the Underwear, War Damn Eagle!
Bstrong04

WAR EAGLE!!!

doublemeat

Saved the best for last…
winfields

#29 – that picture NEVER gets old. love it.

Allen

Who is dis is?

ryan

Miranda Kerr, Victoria's Secret model
Adrianna

Miranda Kerr – VS model. Hot piece.
(Dirt+Water)kip

Don't get me wrong, Miranda is smokin' and being an Aussie myself, i feel proud that our country created something so beautiful….. But, is it just me or does her leg look like it doesn't fit on her hips.. It reminds me of a barbie dolls legs. Yes, i know what barbies look like without clothes on, what of it? I am not ashamed of the things i made my sisters dolls do…. Although, if they could speak, i'm sure the dolls would be ashamed of the things they did ;P

Hungryhippo

Not bad for a convict.

Adam

Miranda has to be the sexiest mom on the planet hands down. Models aren't human they can just pop out kids and be back in model shape in no time.

Jason

While i dont disagree that Kerr is one crazy hot mom, i think Adrianna Lima gives her a run for her money.

Sick

Legolas, i hate you
liquid muff

My new desktop background
mtpuckhead

holy hell she is smoking hot.
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deakon

EARLIEST DAR OF WEEK.. bout time guys

asdf

also shortest

richmond22

Sweet Dar!!!
TakashiMifune

#16 Guinness is the real black gold

#29 and #37 ARE gold

Andy

Greetings from Ireland!

TakashiMifune

Cheers, from Calgary, Canada!

Marty McC

Not enough Cream on that Canadian Pint of Stout, tut tut !!

Marty, Irishman from County Down, Living in Groningen, The Netherlands

Intensemasterdebater

#29 Made me barrel roll in my pants…

drew

Falco would be proud.
jared

Love the barrel roll comment

Tuff Guy

#3 Doesn't look like it's gonna end well.

forgracie

Man, I thought the same thing…that water looks shallow.

Maybe the clarity of the water makes it look more shallow than it really is….

Tuff Guy

Or maybe those jagged rock looking things are really just seaweed.

howhighami

I was going to say the same thing. If they posted the aftermath that picture would be less fun and more 'Goddamn that was stupid'

bitch is gonna have some scrapes.

http://www.tube8.com XXX_Brass_Monkey_xxx

I hope she is all banged up and scratched, maybe even crippled, because then she can't fight back and has to lie there and take it while it's being given to her. FUCKIN HOT!

Smuggler

Jesus.
DutchChiveFan

WOW you need to see a shrink.. You've got some major issues with control.

HatBomb

If its Lake Tahoe, which it could well be, those rocks could be 20 feet down. You can the bottom in like 30ft of water up there. I certainly hope it ended well, shes too hot to be all banged up, er, by rocks anyway.

http://www.tube8.com ATM_Poop

I see what you did there. I like it. haa haa

jared

This needs to be photoshopped to the picture with the guy throwing his kid into outer space…just sayin.

Sabi

My first though, I opened photoshop but couldn't careless, and besides, that's getting old so no, not today

winfields

#15 = Awesome America.

El_Hefe

* = Awesome 'Merica
Stephen

AweMerica

http://www.facebook.com/DriftwoodProse Nathan Hart

#21 is absolutely wonderful
#22 is going in the desktop background folder

http://www.facebook.com/DriftwoodProse Nathan Hart

Oh, my inability to read numbers strikes again…#19 and #20. I'm terrible.

winfields

Chive, rather early for DAR…. we've set the clocks back yet. Not complaining though.

the other Jen

get a life, and you won't have to worry.

the_Dude

STFU CUNT

http://planet27.wordpress.com payazo

very nice xD….
Shinanigins

#8 – I am in love!
#29 – SO SEXY!
#33 – Very nice!

MOAR!

Allen

#33 MOAR of this awesome aussie

Aussie

So many more Aussies like her and better than #33 down here. #29 is probably the best Aussie you will get though, Miranda Kerr.

I'm thinking a purely Aussie Sexy Chivettes day.

asdfg

#8 chive on san diago.. thats german

upy3rz

Well said…Chive on, whales vagina…

http://www.facebook.com/DanielGwood Daniel Greenwood

She is stock standard in Australia, mate!

http://twitter.com/Dabooshy @Dabooshy

Oh #10 WAR DAMN EAGLE!!! I love it.

Brother Maynard

Gonna make you cry on Nov. 26.

Lowrent75

What about tomorrow??

Brother Maynard

Gonna make you cry tomorrow, or at lease settle for the Sugar Bowl.

tbc83

Now that's hot! WAR DAMN EAGLE!

disturbed

Is it too early to request a "There are sexy chivers in Chive shirts among us" post?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Does it feature the "Paula resistant" logo yet? DOES IT NOW?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate
bollyver

this maybe shopped, I've seen a few.

NerdFace

Well yes, text just doesn't appear in the sky like that. As for the image, it looks more like it was shot on something other than an iPhone. Something where you can control your aperture, etc…

http://www.facebook.com/dtholcombe Daniel Holcombe

WAR DAMN EAGLE BABY!!!!
ClutchMedic

War Damn!
bdg

Roll Tide!!!!
Matt

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!

Redditor

#18 #24 – soon

Raymond

#19 – soon
what?troll

#24
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

bridgemaster

#29 is incredible

Adrianna

she's also a VS model.

jhoparmy

#10 Very nice shirt!!!! How about more of the panties??

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