Kids are such little angels (38 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Joe

    Deal with it!

    #3

    • dfgdf

      oh my god, why would you even stop to take a picture, it's all over his hands, could touch more stuff, or worse, eat it, bleh

      • simmel

        You must be a woman …

      • Parent

        The kid is asleep. Trust me, as a parent you will deal more than one Poopapalooza during you sentence. Nothing you can do but laugh.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001143045246 Raymond Amoroso

          hahahah

    • TheRealSnowman

      Shit happens.

    • That Guy...

      Deal with shit*

    • PooPooFlinger

      So…you got wasted..

    • ikeepfloatin

      Why? Cause fuck you, that's why.

  • Stan_Dalone

    #3 #17 Oh Shit!

    • dfgdf

      i really hope that second one is chocalate

      • Lisa

        i'm going to tell myself that it is

        • DoomsDayDub

          I don't know. When I was younger, my younger cousin pulled a turd out of his diaper and started going to town on it. it is forever burned into my memory, but his mother still denies it.

          • TheQueeeen

            Because his mother doesn't want people to think her kid is retarded

  • Stan_Dalone

    #1 That's it girl get use to it

    • aaaaa

      That girl's parents are going to have a fun next 15 years of their lives.

    • jon

      wow. even the statues get more action than your lame ass…..

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    #10 is the start of my worst nightmare.

    • AssClown

      That's my kid. His name is AssClown Junior.

      • Flicka

        THE PINT-SIZE SLASHER!

    • iambigd42

      That would freak me the F out

  • Jim

    #2
    A bro you got something on your cheek.
    Did I get it ?
    Yes.

  • Barry Mycockiner

    My question is who the fuck is watching these kids?!?

    • https://www.facebook.com/MrGameShow Christopher Colbourne

      Obviously.. you don't have kids. lol

      • DeRaNgEd

        Totally agree with you Chris, sometimes you need to be able to trust your child to do the right thing. not keep them in a bubble…

    • Tom

      well the person with the camera…who else do you think it is?

    • dfgdf

      this shit only takes a second, like less then 5 minits and these kinds of messes can be achieved. i agree w/christopher, you must not have kids, or your the worst helicopter parent ever

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=560905405 Scott Walsh

      Obviously fucking retards are. If you are watching your children these things DO NOT Happen, anyone who says otherwise is a fucking tool.

      • CDN

        Exactly, yes some things only take a second but most of these situations would take quite a bit of time. These parents aren't watching their kids at all. And then what do the parents of the year do? Take pictures of it. I'm sorry, if my daughter ever did anything like any of these pics, there would be NO taking pictures of it.

        • the other Jen

          oh shut the fuck up.

          • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

            Nicely said Jen! The thing about being a parent is, when it gets quiet all of th sudden, something like this is going on. I feel sorry that some of you'll never be able to laugh when something like this happens.

            • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

              I am soo glad that my kid is a teenager now. Wait,what did I just say?

            • the other jen

              good. now shove this cucumber up my cavernous puss!!

        • Todd

          Apparently you have no sense of humor. I have 5 kids, one of which is very autistic. If you can't laugh at these kinds of incidents when they happen, you are on the way to a major nervous breakdown.

  • mooseknuckle907

    these kids rock!!

  • yoddle

    #35 It wasn't me !

    • Hunter X

      Ya, my kid ruined a white loveseat juuuuust like that.
      THAT's why kids are expensive, not cause they eat a lot….

  • Drake

    #1 " thats it girl , in 15 years you control your man with it"

  • jon

    oh yeah, time to go buy rubbers.

    thanks for the reminder chive

    • BleedC&B

      Amen Brotha

  • parent

    #1 yep, they don't suck that's for sure

  • Shorthairlover

    #22 Sex Ed. The new way.

    • Tom

      Gotta learn sometime

  • Dan

    It's amazing anyone actually survives to their teen years.

    • Dan

      It's also amazing that a load of teens become all depressive and think the world is shite.

  • Crackhead

    #2 "Chocolate? This is Doo doo, baby!"

    • Carlos

      Underappreciated post.

  • Stan_Dalone

    #22 hey Dad isn't this Jenna Jameson on the cover?

    • Borello

      think he's checking out "my favourite milf"

  • Joe

    #20 "why? because fuck you..thats why"

    • BleedC&B

      and thats why I dont want kids for a while.. FUCKKK THATTTT

      • IEatBabies..so?

        eh it's just peanut butter..throw some jelly on and have a tasty treat 🙂

  • Mike

    #22 Thata Boy.

  • Koba

    I just got a vasectomy then to avoid everything I just saw

    • Catloaf

      I'm doing the same in 2 years man (not old enough yet, unfortunately). Just looking at these gives me the kind of shivers up my spine that most people get when they think a murderer's after them.

      • winfields

        so, you are 16 and you'll be getting a vasectomy when you turn 18? dumbest thing I've heard in a while.

  • johnnotapanda

    ugh, most u pust thus as i am drunk, exhausted, must wake up in 2 hours for work???????????? chive on bretheren and happy founders day

    • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

      english motherfucker, do you speak it?

    • Shirleyewejest

      Please don't reproduce

      • M.O.T.

        Give him a break, he's leathered.

        • jon

          so? then he should be a man, and handle his liquor with dignity instead of trolling for attention on the internet. this is "funny little kids are trouble" not "there are sexy chivers among us".

  • http://twitter.com/DJCrazyEyes @DJCrazyEyes

    #13 Got that pussy on lock.

    • chetvik

      does that have to look like it has a boner

  • WhatSoul?

    #13 "I know i'm new here but lets set straight who the more dominant ginger is…"

    • memphis761

      Shhhhh kitty, go to sleep, go to sleep

      • Just Saying...

        haha the tail looks like a little kitty wiener.

  • The Bandit

    #2 …is chocolate
    #3…is NOT!
    #17…is????…well…try and have a bite!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1259221668 Martin Salas

    #37 Honey! The kid got stocked in the toilet again!

    • ChaseTheWalker

      Is that the same as stuck?

  • https://www.facebook.com/MrGameShow Christopher Colbourne

    #20 – I dread the thought of having to clean all that off.. then again, I'd rather THAT than walking into the room and seeing #3 !

    • dfgdf

      lol, both happen

    • DeRaNgEd

      #20 is not so bad it is on tiles not carpet, #3 hope you have a wet Vac though

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        #20 is what dogs are for.

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      #3 Then as you run out of the room screaming #10 comes flying out of the room after you.

  • PianoFingers

    #1 is in Prague. The sculpture is very cleverly machine operated:
    the hip area can rotate about 15 degrees each way from the center position
    the penis can point up and down + it's a fountain
    result: it can actually "write" with the water, much like when you're pissing your name in the snow…

    • ChaseTheWalker

      So she is waiting for it to squirt all over her face?

    • Lisa

      i love europe

    • Smitty

      No, WTF Europe!?

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