The Disneyland of North Korea!!! (27 Photos)

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  • TomTheCameraGuy

    Eh, at least there are no lines…

    • http://www.tube8.com Jew_Girl_Lover

      WOW! I have NEVER been to Six Flags, Disney Land, Disney World, Universal Studios, etc.
      and now . .I dont' feel so bad. Not going is better than going to this ..

      ACTUALLy .. I say fuck it .. let's just go anyways .. Make it the Next Chive meet up?

      • fac

        good one…

        NAT

    • Kodos

      when N Koreans line people up, it's a bad thing….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507646381 Trent Martin

    But do they have deep fried bacon?

    • Stick

      That's what those dogs are for.

  • Jeff

    Get that girl a giant roasted turkey leg.

  • Verbal_Kint

    it rooks very ronery….

  • craig

    this was depressing

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      That's communism for ya =/

  • iambigd42

    #2 Korean Glory Hole?

  • SirSparkz

    LOL @ glory holes. #2

    • SirSparkz

      Double-post-derp, delete please?

      • iambigd42

        It's ok SirSparkz, we think alike:)

  • Dragos_Nei

    10 times better than a romanian "Disneyland" from my childhood.

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    Wow just scary!

  • bless1

    #6- seems legit.

    • Name

      That's better coaster than Ferrari one in Dubai.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1506196006 Blair Birkheimer

      Jeeze i wouldnt go on anything there, That would b a suicide attempt.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang

    Looks like they don't even have the money to paint over all those rust stains. sad.

  • dorkfish

    Why are you showing us this shit?

    • Mr. H

      because FUCK YOU, that's why…

    • Jak

      Because there is more to the world than boobs and funny pics…wait, no. Why are you showing us this chive?!

  • Bosclar

    This is a lot like that abandoned theme park in Japan, but the Silent Hill fog and serial killers are replaced with tetanus and very sad children.

  • jag

    Looks like a death trap.

  • Erin

    I wonder if they make you pay to get in…?

    • yup

      yeah, with you're soul

      • Eh?

        With you are soul?

      • Ben

        Or you're Seoul?

    • Jon.

      More likely you have to pay to get out…

      • Master_Rahl

        with your soul? (couldn't resist)

  • Dan

    #7 snack bar

    • Joe Schmo

      North Korea, where the hot dogs are made of actual dogs…

    • phideauxe

      Haha – nice one.

    • mik

      Good one I just blew milk out of my nose!

    • progers84

      Crap… stole my line. I was going to say food court but yours works.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Up until the 17th pic I wasn't sure the sky ever turns blue there.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002304462816 Chris Yepson

      guess u missed pic #4 and #5

  • hipsterbgone

    You should check out Inside North Korea. Its a documentary and you will see a lot worse. These people have no healthcare, none. Their hospitals are filled with makeshift equipment and like 30% of the population sits in line all day and waits for cataracts surgery. Its so sad, they have all the money to provide for their people but Kim Jong II is just a small dicked faggot and keeps all the money for his military. Really sad…. if we were going to be apart of any war, I would want to start round 2 with North Korea

    • Bosclar

      That documentary was hard to watch. Anything involving that ass fucked nation is just depressing.

      • Intifada

        Watch Occupation 101 and see how Israel treats the Palestinians, winthin 5 minutes of it starting little girl talks about why she tried to hang herself.

    • ...

      go to any USA average hospital and say "i have no money" – you will se the same described situation

  • techno_viking

    God damn Mongolians! Quit knocking down my wall!

    • The_Dood

      Mongorians* shitty wall*

  • hipsterbgone

    You should check out Inside North Korea. Its a documentary and you will see a lot worse. These people have no healthcare, none. Their hospitals are filled with makeshift equipment and like 30% of the population sits in line all day and waits for cataracts surgery. Its so sad, they have all the money to provide for their people but Kim Jong II is just a small dicked faggot and keeps all the money for his military. Really sad…. if we were going to be apart of any war, I would want to start round 2 with North Korea.

    I made this post to a reply but wanted to post it again so everyone sees it and watches the documentary… Just like to spread awareness… and honestly, I don't find this kind of suffering funny at all.

    #27

    • Dirty Dingus

      Don't hold back…tell us how you really feel.

    • anna

      is it on netflix?

      • Yes

        I believe it is. I watched it on netflix. I think it is a national geographic documentary with Lisa Ling, the journalist that got caught and imprisoned with her colleague on the NK border a couple of years ago (when Bill Clinton went in swaingin his guns and got them freed).

        • ChaseTheWalker

          So you watched it on netflix, but you only BELIEVE that it's on there? You're not positive? Got it.

        • http://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

          It was her sister who was imprisoned, but then, they all look the same to me.

    • bill

      Honestly you are a bore.

      Fucked up place though and watchable documentary.

    • mouchette

      The Vice Guide to Travel Doc. was amazing.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=686232240 Jvee Veneracion

      War with N Korea would be like kicking a kid with polio… carrying a nuke in his backpack. And he's got that crazy look in his eyes.

    • Glaspotron

      That was a good one and so was the Vice Guide to Travel episode where they went to N.Korea… so damn bizarre.

    • Sync

      And thus tyranies reveal themselves to be the worst.

      • Stan_Dalone

        come on fuckhead let's go round and round again of course you can't stay with the same name cause I would make you look like the fool you are. So you have to keep changing names to try to make me look like the fool lmao. TFF. In the meantime all you can do is cut and paste for later to try to make me look like an ass when it is you who looks like the ass, have fun moron

        • FuckoffStan

          Who the FUCK are you talking to shit for brains? And please, as Ive said in the past, take a deep breath before you type and maybe thatll help you make some sense.

          "In the meantime all you can do is cut and paste for later to try to make me look like an ass when it is you who looks like the ass, have fun moron " WTF? You really are a moron arent you?

    • djack80

      The only way things will change in North Korea is if their dictator leader and all of his family dies. They are on of the most backward countries on earth. The difference between North and Souith Korea is like night and day. What a shame that we still have places on earth like this. It ranks right up there with Somalia and parts of central Africa.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      I really don't see a run down amusement park as suffering. Yea I'm sure N Korea sucks balls but it's not like people are entitled to theme parks.

      • hipsterbgone

        I'm not saying they are entitled to theme parks. But they are entitled to life.

    • Intifada

      Watch Occupation 101 it's even better. Because, for decades, Israel has denied Palestinians their fundamental rights of freedom, equality, and self-determination through ethnic cleansing, colonization, racial discrimination, and military occupation. Despite abundant condemnation of Israeli policies by the UN, other international bodies, and preeminent human rights organizations, the world community has failed to hold Israel accountable and enforce compliance with basic principles of law. Israel’s crimes have continued with impunity.

      • Hurricane

        Maybe that might be because, oh, I don't know,… Your neighbor is trying to kill you or blow you up out of existence every single day. I'd like to see how your opinion would change if Mexico suddenly decided to sneak into the United States and blow up busses with civilians on them.

  • The Yeti

    How lame is North Korea.

    • Ruzz

      very very rame…

    • Hazard

      Communist lame, that lame

  • jenn

    this looks like its from a horror movie.

  • Austell

    Meanwhire in North Korea…
    #6 wok the dog, it’s so fresh

  • bunedoggle

    #20 #16 I still would.

  • 4nbstd

    #2 That literally means "kill all the americans". lol

    • Really?

      In South Korea, shooting gallery shoots you

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