This Mediterranean Mansion comes equipped with a life that doesn’t suck (30 HQ Photos)

Damn, right around the corner from me – and before the economic crisis I bet they would have sold it to me too. "What's your income?" "$25,000 a year? I think we can work with you."

No way I could live there. I almost had a fucking seizure just looking at the pictures. Over decorate much?

Tall Doors. NBA player?

Nice View of the Ocean on a few pics.

~Superdanman

Amazing mansion that can't decide if it's in Florida or in the Mediterranean.

Has some nice elements #24 #28, but overall kinda tacky and dated if you ask me.

meh

i'd hate to live in a place that felt like a museum

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The house is nice….but geezus….who decorated that monstrosity?? We get a catalog called Design Toscano…I swear to God that that house has every item in the catalog…….tacky on a whole new level.

nice place as far as what the house has. I reserve the right to redecorate

It was nice, if not a bit garish until I saw a game room with IVORY in it. TOTAL KARMA FAIL.

Truly amazing. Although #25 would have me worrying that a badly-hit pool ball would shoot off the table and shatter that tank.

I think it is all pretty gaudy.

Free knookie to whoever buys this for me;)

Another example of an idiot with more money than brains who brought in too many designers to create an over the top piece of shit with no taste and style not too mention functionality. If I had A BILLION DOLLARS I wouldn't create this monstrosity.

Tony Montana at his best

The only problem I see is a lack of wine in the cellar….

What a tasteless mishmash !!!

I would have parties there with pornstar chicks, and then find some douchebag trying to steal my mounted swordfish off the wall ….. nah, I’ll pass on that house.

If the owner has 13-and-then-some million dollars, WHY doesn't he hire an architect??
(Instead of buying and the tacky mediterranean-themed thing he can find and piling them in a giant heap)

gotta have…

Just 5 Bedrooms but almost 9 bathrooms??? That's crazy. Ok… it looks very beautiful but I would expect to be able to house more people…

makes me wonder why i didn't get into pharmaceutical sales.

I saw that this is usamerican, after i saw the first picture. disney-mashupstyles-kitsch-gold-plasmatv-thisisabsolutelynotplastic-style

why don't you americans prove the world, that you have taste? this is just an tastleless mashup of various styles with a shittload of money. not mediterran.