Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Chase

    #6 This is how I feel when I go to the gym

    • fed

      wait until the others turn 40…

    • roro

      its okay bro. im 24 and 5'3". I feel like that every where i go.

      • patov40

        Really? I'm 5'3" with a 2.4 inch penis too! Wanna get together and…..bump heads? 😉

    • MeatHead.

      "I pick things up and i put them down"

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=827089919 Ágúst Helgi Stefánsson

      This is how we roll in Iceland

    • oh my

      u mean in the showers?

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #1 If it wasn't for my horse I would of never made it out of the driveway.

    • Anon

      needed just one more horsepower to get up that slope?

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Lewis black reference ftw.

    • BigRick69

      *would HAVE or would've. wtf does would of mean? why would that make sense?

  • yea

    #19

    every dog!

    • ZachBob

      except the ones tall enough to stand up and look at what's going on up there.

  • HG Markus

    #16 Fatality

  • Katie

    #14
    This speaks to me.

    • Do0zer

      I feel you. I too miss the sun.

    • jrey81

      same here. i can't decide if windows in the office make it almost worst, you get to see the sun come out and leave without you…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      what i hate is sleeping for 1 hour at home
      waking up to see it's dark outside the window
      and that that moment of panic when you're not sure if you've overslept

    • lord

      Are yall hookers?

    • 'laskan

      Move up here to Alaska. It will speak loud and clear.

    • MattKL

      Christ, that's my job too. Go to work when the sun is setting, get off just before it rises. Warehouse work blows.

      • JHL1

        The point of the pic is for those of us who leave in the morning in the dark and get home in the evening… again… in the dark.
        *sigh*

  • Dan

    #14 God I hate that.

    • roberto

      We nightshift people LOVE it.

  • Ferris Bueller

    Fuck its monday already.

    • http://www.facebook.com/pcribaudo Pete Ribaudo

      but MW3 comes out 2nite…best monday of the year

      • Dokipen

        yeah. 'cause that one is SOOOOO much more different than every other FPS that comes out……

  • sshuggi

    #20 Blastoise? What happened to your other cannon?

    • http://www.facebook.com/kaelen.brede Kaelen Brede

      yea you fucktard, blastoise has 2 cannons

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    • Rollout25

      He is about to use Hydro Pump

  • blub_glub

    #10 #12 I can't figure out which one's awesomer

  • FloppyRocks

    #23 The force is strong with this one…

    • Master Yoda

      that's because you're a tremendous faggot, whos' only goal is to lick his own butthole.

      • The real Master Yoda

        Tremendous faggot you are; lick own butthole is your only goal.

  • mhm

    #1

    can't explain, hop in

  • etcrr

    #10 he used sign language to get the monkey to sit, cool

    • Pokepoke

      Goes to show that all monkeys can communicate

    • Frank M

      I think he signed, "Bubbles! That's not for you. That jesus juice is for 9 year-old boys!"

      • amrith777

        xD *spits coffee on monitor*

    • guest

      No sucky sucky now, people are watching!

      • TheAndy

        eXACTLY. This doesn't have anything to do with sign language.

  • Ander

    #5 This gal knows how to handle a big one!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

      Hellsing FTW!

      • Michael

        Yeah I agree Hellsing is a great anime series.

    • StaticFX

      i like that the guy in the background is actually plugging his ears! like thats a real gun

    • DeDav

      I wonder if she would be able to handle all the "recoil" when it fires. *wink wink nudge nudge* say no more! say no more!

  • etcrr

    #11 turned out hot

    • Behemoth

      it dose not seem like that long ago how old is she?

      • Spencer_on_Fire

        Yeah….I know I'm not THAT old that she's catching up……..SAUCE!!!!!

    • Wolf

      Not the same person. Unless Jessica Smith was a very young looking 10 year old.

    • guest

      Not actually her.

      Teletubbies first aired in 1997. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teletubbies

      That chick in the picture is Jessica Smith, born in 1987. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2004140/

      According to this article (under the "Tubby facts") the girl in the sun was another person named Jessica Smith, who was 2 at the time it was filmed (so probably born in 1995) http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/out-of-th

      • Captain Pedantic

        You are effin awesome bro. They posted this before and I even sent them proof of their wrongness. Wait 3 months and it will be posted again.

  • gunnerx

    #14 Darn Daylight Savings Time.

  • http://frankdigits.tumblr.com/ frank_alv

    #14 Yep have to be up in two hours after not working for a month and a half. This Monday will suck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.polonowski Joshua Robert Polonowski

    #14 MK is what's going on in your stomach

    • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.polonowski Joshua Robert Polonowski

      #12 is what should be there. its monday.

  • Super Pear

    #5 A real gun that big, the recoil would probably tear your arm off..

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

      its a fake gun, its cosplay, and i think its hilarious the idiot superman behind her thinks its real and about to make a big noise lol

      • dfgdf

        is she being that chick from fooly cooly? that's what it looks like to me anyway.

    • Eric

      She looks like the girl from the anime Hellsing

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Punt Guns were not hand held, but they were sometimes as big as this, and are the closest thing that comes to mind.
      They could fire 1lb of shot at a time. Used for commercial fowling.
      See this pic http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fHX7py5eTXo/TaIzvOIr17I

      and info here http://underhammers.blogspot.com/2011/04/underham

  • Charlie_Cheen

    #4 Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

  • maclean

    #5 Generic kitchen joke

    • Silentstatic

      Dammit woman that better be a sandwich gun. so help you god if that thing doesn't shoot out ham&cheese cause I want a sandwich NOW!!

      😉

  • http://twitter.com/thetaletwister @thetaletwister

    #18 EPIC…

    • dfgdf

      i'm so angry at the joy going on behind me

    • Dan

      She's smoking hot.

      • Dokipen

        no. get some standards.

    • Hotsauce101

      I admit, after looking at it for a few seconds, I LOLed.

  • Peter Pan

    #2 Like a Dark Side Boss.

    • Underhill

      I love the outfit but. . .I suspect that helmet provides some
      serious tunnel vision.

  • etcrr

    #15 dog's are so good and patient with kids

  • google it

    #13 I just saw Nick Offerman perform at UCB tonight. It was Ron Swawesome

  • chetvik

    #8
    yeah i would be terrified by a crow with a guitar

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