It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (32 Photos)

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  • Casanova

    First

    • moosey

      #4 100% of children are freaks.

    • Haterade

      Haven't been to the chive in a long long time. Come back and it is still filled with retards and brohams. Oh, and they still haven't created a single fucking thing on the internet.

      Hey Chive, you still fucking suck.

      Love,

      Haterade

      • 2409

        Win.

  • :-D

    FUCK

  • Rock_doctor_69

    #11 well done mate you get it… and #20 who give's a fuck about that!

    • http://www.facebook.com/justinmichflannery Justin Michalski

      Cause if she can’t make the bed, odds are, she can’t make you a sammich either

      • Sammich Maker

        With a body like that, I'll make my own sammich.

    • ROK247

      the bed will be messy again soon enough – just leave it!

    • JHL1

      Who the hell makes the bed when staying at a hotel?

  • Guse

    #12 I hate you.

    • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

      It's worse if you can remember when that was added to computers. 😦

    • Lisa

      i am not that old, damnit

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I DO remember the GIANT surge protector box that was under computers in the 90s

      • Spencer_on_Fire

        I remember using that thing as a foot rest as a kid……..Holy shit.

      • WTFurCOUCH

        in the 90s, 00s, '11….still using it to this day!

    • :-D

      psh im only 23

      • Duvel

        I know right? 23's not old. And I even remember 400 mb harddrive computers.

        • vegeta

          I'm 18 and i remember it, so…not old

    • A BiPolar Guy

      I was already working in IT support when you booted up to this A:\ Not even C:\ yet.

      • beasty

        Good to see another old fart on here with me. My first computer didn't have a hard drive either and when I added a 20 mb hd, I thought that would be all I could ever use.

        • Underbaker

          Oh hell, my first computer had a cassette tape drive and would take 45 min to load a little text adventure called Empire of the Overmind. Top that.

          • James

            was it a ZX Spectrum? the one you connected to your TV? We had one of those, it also had games on cassette tapes, it made noises like an old dial up modem and you had to play the whole tape of beeps and squeaks before the game was loaded! must be about 20 odd years ago.

    • Jonny

      only 23… yet i feel old… it was fine as long as the first digit was equal to or greater than the second one… but 23… that hit me hard

  • dagleja3

    33 – That guy must be desperate!

    • Dantheloser

      You're doing it wrong.

  • R2GFan

    #12 I remember…and fuck you guys.

    #20 I can overlook her lack of bedmaking skills in light of her bed messing skills.

  • dagleja3

    #3 – That guy must be desperate

    • MylesofStyles

      *a genius

    • Kenny

      Doesn't matter. Had sex.

    • The Chivery

      Of course. He's a Chiver.

      Chive on!

  • Stan_Dalone

    #6 you have to be old to remember this but this is called the hippo hurricane howler

  • Dan

    #29 I really hope the next second shows just the train and no bicyclist.

    • dlbone

      dick

  • Kwilliams5000

    #25 You get what you pay for.

    • jesse

      doesn't matter had se……no this doesn't count.

    • asdf

      Lovejoy Road ain't what it used to be…

      • Abstrak

        funny cuz im from ft walton beach and i cudnt stop laughing at this photo. currently deployed seeing this is tooooo funny.

  • Bubba

    #17 Correct, it's a drive-in.

    • https://www.facebook.com/tanks13 Juan Tank Anzures

      this is right by my house

  • Bibliothèque

    point of this is

    • dlbone

      it's funny. You spelled bible wrong.

  • al3xandrec

    #24
    First Target: Batman
    Current Target: Spiderman
    Next Target: Superman

    Operation "Why so serious?" continues.

  • chrisdg74

    #28 – DD's my ass.
    This should read "Ggggle".

    • Red Rabbit

      I think you mean "Giggity"

    • BigRon

      Nope should be
      g U U gle

  • jdfish2279

    #10 Bet it has good dialogue.

    • Eric

      I don't get this one… why would watching a porn starring Jenna Haze be gay at all???

      • ZachBob

        exactly.

      • MAX_POW

        You got it!!!!

    • Aliks527

      I'm not so sure it would have good dialogue, but it would be WAY better than the real eclipse!

      • AnthonySyl

        oh, so you've seen it?

  • SolidusSnake420

    #18 ………….does anyone?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      No one remembers the 80's?

      • SolidusSnake420

        Everyone isn't doing blow anymore. Just a select few.

  • http://www.facebook.com/7kris.witha.k7 Kris Coleman

    I don't really remember #12 , because I never waited for it to tell me that. I either left it on, or performed a hard shut-off everytime. Fuck precaution, I love danger.

    • TROY

      Sooo… Then you DO remember this then??

      • OhOkayThen

        might remember the blue screen better

  • Cavall

    #10 (googles)

    • the other Jen

      ive actually seen that. lol

  • Concerned Citizen

    #26
    The English gods weep for you.

    • Mmm_Ciao

      Your comment made me smile, thank you. 🙂

  • ndnbarn

    #26 spelling is off

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.polonowski Joshua Robert Polonowski

    #31
    How I feel waiting on the DAR

  • thedude325

    #18 Anyone else feel me on this one?

    • The Great Exclaimor!

      Lady Gaga's the worst.

      • Kev

        At the minute, yes, but the other 3 seem to be doing their best to catch up. May God have mercy on us all.

    • Guse

      I would have sex with half of them sober (Rhianna & Katy Perry). 3/4 if drunk.

      (this from the man that has no shot at any of them)

  • jrey81

    #23 see also "thigh pie, thatch, or thunt"

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.polonowski Joshua Polonowski

    is that a ring on her left hand or the remnants of a ring pop?

    • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.polonowski Joshua Polonowski

      #23. I'll get it right one day

    • The_Stif

      Who?

  • Dan

    #32 "worst things", I'm guessing he did pretty bad on that exam

    • jim_56

      I can see this coming from a 15 year old.

    • andfukyamoms

      How many "worst things" are there then living with your parents when you're 21?

      • http://twitter.com/jhoude @jhoude

        Having to show your mom your exam results when you are 21?

        • Name

          ^^^ and we have a winner!

      • https://www.facebook.com/MarkyBhoy Mark 'Marky Bhoy' Robertson

        I am guessing typing 'then', not 'than'.

    • 2409

      Do all you Americans still write like 10 year olds well into your 20s?

      • anon

        You'd be surprised. Most college students these days are fucking morons.

        • ChaseTheWalker

          collage*

      • smiles

        no… now STFU

    • guest

      this pic is a huge fail… definitely not award material

    • asdfl

      yeah this doesn't add up. pretty lame fake attempt at being funny or a powerfully sad commentary on today's society.

    • http://www.facebook.com/caleb.jaqua Caleb Daniel Jaqua

      Was about to post the very same thing.

    • Sugar

      Who has to tell thier parents where they are when they are 21? This is just stupid!

    • Chris

      He must be pretty stupid, he can't even write on the lines…

      • dimples

        it's a computer font used you asshole

    • fore skin

      That is older than Jesus. You lot only just heard it?

      • Jesus

        hey!

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