Just trolling the ‘Con girls (16 Photos)

  • USAF

    Why is he standing like that in every picture?

    • Taco_Depot

      I believe that is the point.

    • rock.

      because its hilarious. duh.

      • Darren

        Why are they all asian

        • theeemightybuck

          WHY THE FUCK NOT????????? OHH HERRROOOO!!!!

          • phdonme

            Oh hai…..

          • http://www.facebook.com/gregisgreg Greg Lee


    • MeNotYou

      Hot new trend, vertical planking

      • skoalbucs


      • Underbaker

        I commend you sir. You took the words right out of my mouth.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      "vertical planking"….aka, standing??

      Either way, I want my money back.

      • YallNewbs

        Getting trolled by the first post: priceless.

      • MeNotYou

        Yes, standing

        Hot new trend, sarcasm

    • A BiPolar Guy

      He want's you to *think* it's intentional. The real reason is he is very uncomfortable standing that close to a live girl. Last one is just to hide the real cause. Good try, buddy!

      • fed

        yeah, because he doesn't want to do the hover hand just like everybody else…

    • schmielllssson

      so he can get his own post on thechive…obviously

    • intmid8or

      nice and relaxed

    • https://www.facebook.com/Bodhi.Rochelle Matty Rochelle

      Dude its in the title why…
      <img src="http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c103/mro204/9d4689ff.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  • Billy

    Well that was fucking stupid……………

    • Flicka

      At least hoverhands are accidental. Why would you do this on purpose?

    • Colby

      no shit, what a fag! whats up with his dumb ass pose in every picture?

      • shit on kid

        I want to take a shit on that kid.

    • mouchette

      congrats, intentionally unfunny

    • kenDOLL94

      HOVER HAND… You're doing it WRONG!!!

      …oh wait, HOVER BODY

    • SKEWED

      I know… All of the chicks were Asian, which means there's a good chance half of them are dudes! WTF?

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.polonowski Joshua Polonowski

    #4 I want one!

  • Marcus

    That was fucking hilarious

    • Old Man

      I thought so too, apparently not everyone thinks so.

    • Anderson

      I'll second that.

    • Hotsauce101

      Thirded. Although I'm in a weird ass mood today.

  • http://twitter.com/vlucyanv @vlucyanv

    Rocking the Sounders Jersey!!!!

    • smalls

      Drew Carey owns the Sounders… true story.

    • Leonel_LyL

      Sounders, only Yankee side that can actually claim they have organized ultras. And they're amazing. True story. Respect.

    • YEA BITCH!

      Fuck the sounders.

  • guest

    cool story, bro!

    • disturbed

      Beyond nerd. That boy needs a helmet.

  • megaloroy

    Can’t blame them. I get stiff looking at them too

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Is this guy serious, or just not all there?? Regardless, it was still 15 photos too many.

  • https://www.facebook.com/slater.6 Greg Slater

    Take off the Flounders jersey and burn it.

    • Mel Gibson


      • oh4fuckssake


        Greg, ECS > ta any and every day of the week.

  • jonstotts

    His body has an erection

    • Jack

      Hahahahahah, YES.

  • Meh


  • Guest

    Good job looking like a boner in every picture

  • youngmansgame

    Girls are just so scary!

  • R2GFan

    #2 I love garters and stockings.

    • Derpin

      I love your mom's garters and stockings. She left them here the other night.

      • The_Dood

        And you've been wearing them ever since…

  • bigjohn


    • David

      Wheres Ogre when you need him to scream at this guy…

  • Anonymous

    Where the white girls at?

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward


  • Anonymous

    Pretty stupid post…..not exactly trolling if you just stand there looking like a dumbass

  • Kaars

    #16… lol'd a little. Stick with what works, I guess.

  • dr313

    hmmm why?

  • jrey81

    trying to do the Mac?

  • http://www.analdestruction.com Troll_King_FTW

    Funny shit .. I bet those slant eyed chics .. were like " I thought white man, had big penis .. why he no like us hot asian women?"

  • Dustin

    Why didn't he just go take a shit after pic #1? Way to power through it, I guess?

  • kigero

    I can see "awkward guy" being one of those irritating trends, thanks Chive

  • Hunter X

    Hmmmm. I think I like 'planking' better. And I HATE planking.

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