Signs that reek of “WTF” (30 Photos)

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  • Paul Wall

    Happy Monday!

  • etcrr

    #19 Chocolate covered BACON! Yeah Baby

    • beat rice

      That exact vendor in del mar gave me the worst mud butt.

    • John

      I've actually tried Deep Fried Butter at our local Fair before. It isn't that bad… it's like a real buttery elephant ear! 😀 Though, I don't think I'd try any of the others advertised on that billboard! 😡

    • MattKL

      Almost got a heart attack just reading that. Which does not stop me from wanting to try them.

    • abc

      'Merica!

  • Liberator

    #14

    wow save 14 cents and still get ripped off

    • Fawx

      I'm so ashamed that i work for them.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=751960141 Guillaume Mercier

      12 cents… by the way

    • Clayton

      I was seriously in Woolworths (Australian Supermarket) 2 hours ago. Pointed at the sign, said to my wife "WTF"?

      Came home, cooked some tacos, scrolled the DAR, and then saw the sign.

    • Rusty Nail

      Yeah, but if paying in cash, and it's your only purchase, it's only 10 cents.

      • DeRaNgEd

        that what happens when too many people pay toll with 1 and 2 cent coins, government get rid of them…

  • Liberator

    yeah I know its 12 cents gess thats what you get for living down under and trying to be first

    • Unfkngblvbl

      um, it's *guess

      • abc

        Lolz…

  • Bazz

    #1. I'd totally take the biggest dump in that cubicle and not flush. How's that for romance for the next people in. Hahahahaha.

    • Bazz

      Wuahahahahahaha. Sorry, that was meant to be an evil laugh.

    • Catbra

      That's a shitty thing to do……

    • mopmonkey

      You stay classy,San Diego….

    • sadman

      Because people having sex in the can is only for clean folk? I fail to see how your contribution will affect the ambiance.

      • lol

        You have a point.. people who want to fuck in a bathroom probably don't have the highest standards…

    • stephanie

      And don't be surprised to find yourself and "other" on the internet…screams hidden cam to me.

  • Jim

    Can you still go number 2 in #4 ?

    • Jesus

      i believe so..

    • ChaseTheWalker

      Commenting fail!

  • Joel

    The girl in #7 is a babe. Thechive needs more of her

    • gfy

      find

      • Bubba

        agree!

    • MinneapolisJoe

      I might know who that is… I'll ask her

      • Anonymous

        NAO JOE, NAO!

    • KyleGamgee

      LOVE the Hipster Ariel frustration face.

    • ttyl hef

      MOAR!

  • sshuggi

    #9 That's not sketchy at all…

    • 2pumpdump

      as seen on the maury show

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #28 sign me up.

    • CFC

      UGH! I live in the town where this church is and I passed this the other day! I thought I read the sign wrong, so I didn't call and report it. Now I feel bad! Wonder if they've fixed it yet…

    • The_Dood

      Awesome, I can go on my birthday!

    • nevermore

      it's a trap!!

      • thisIsMyComment

        Agree! Church trap!

    • CFC

      Actually, I was talking to my Son about this last night. He goes to this church from time to time. His friend told him the sign was no mistake. I guess the discussion that evening is supposed to be about things like perversion, sex addiction, etc. I don't agree with the sign, but it sure is clever marketing to get people through the doors, I suppose.

  • MrEff

    #6 I'm confused about…

    • DaddyD

      Probably posted by someone who doesn't have traffic lights that are out of sync. We have lots of these signs here in Massachusetts for traffic control reasons.

      • controlFreak

        Ummm, isn't that what the lights a for? You know….traffic control.

        • Reader#1,726

          I guess it's hard for some people to grasp the concept.

        • http://twitter.com/EeZeEpEe @EeZeEpEe

          Yeah but people anticipate the green light when they notice the cross street stopping. See that car in the bottom left? That lane probably has a green arrow before the light we're looking at turns green.

    • Zoey

      I noticed tons of these when I moved to PA; people start moving when the other light turns yellow.

      • DeRaNgEd

        lol i do that all the time, impatient i know

  • The Bandit

    #19…this has written WIN all over the place!
    #20 …true words…

    • Sean

      MERICA!

  • https://www.facebook.com/shabaaz7 Shabaaz Mohammed

    #6 WAIT ..FOR ..IT.

    • Guest

      ^^^^^^Terrorist.

  • Pants

    #20 fuck yeah

  • Ben

    Aahh I saw #14 today and was gonna take a photo to send in but forgot! So happy this is in here!!! These signs were all over woolworths…sweet deal :S

  • Not Again

    #17 That's McDonalds for you. They won't sell you a Double Hamburger. But they'll sell you a Double Cheeseburger with no cheese. They must need the extra money…

    • TheAndychrist

      Robble Robble.

    • herb

      It's not that McDonald's won't sell a double hamburger so much as not many store have it entered into their POS systems.

      That said, I remember from my days in that hell the customer would demanded he be given a Quarter Pounder with Cheese without cheese, calling me a barrage of names because I initially charged him for a Quarter Pounder when he said he wanted a Quarter Pounder with Cheese without cheese, then being pissed with me because of the price difference between the Quarter Pounder and the Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

      Oddly, I do not miss those days…

    • Cory

      actually at most of them it is cheaper to get the double cheeseburger with no cheese instead of the double hamburger. My sister would get this whenever we went to McDonald's because she is lactose intolerant and the Double cheeseburger is on the $1 menu but the double hamburger was something like a $1.50.

    • Ally

      Actually, people will often order them like this. Or they'll ask for a plain cheeseburger then complain when there's cheese on it (apparently plain HAMburger isn't in their vocabulary). If you ask for a double cheeseburger, then wait to tell them you don't want cheese, they can't always reduce the order and change it to a double hamburger so they have to do this. Only managers have the ability to override what the computer says.

      • JHL1

        bullshit – you can remove an item and replace it with the correct item….. unless you're a dumbass

  • etcrr

    #15 two services in one.lol

    • saucypants

      Well, people DO use sex to cope with death….

    • nope

      Hey :(( hookers is people too why do they have to be segregation between us and hookers? boooo!

    • Underbaker

      So the get you cumming and going. (it just begged to be said)

  • Anonymous

    Hahahaha, I actually saw number #14 at that supermarket, WTF?

  • saucypants

    Guess what? Chicken Butt.

    • etcrr

      well I could have said people were dying to use the services. TFF

  • saucypants

    #20 Silly truck that's not a parking space get down from there

  • Motofoxe

    #27 just because I live near the sign

    • DutchChiveFan

      Must be of Dutch origin, last name looks Dutch. And of course you could buy some ….when you're visiting.We do have a lot of milk here…..

    • peelzabub

      Welcome to Belledune….

    • mouchette

      and #25 best

  • Allie H

    #12 Proof that Shoney's has never hired a proper Brit…

    • um_yeah

      Derp duh der…. I looked at that twice and just now figured out the issue…. Whoa must be too early!

  • http://gravatar.com/shadowwight shadowwight

    #19. OK…so my arteries instantaneously hardened and I gained 10 lbs…and some of it sounded almost edible…behold the insanity of deep fried butter…but chocolate covered corn dogs! With sprinkles? And chocolate covered *Bacon*?!? Ewww! I can’t imagine anyone except a pregnant woman with bizarre cravings finding that even remotely appetizing….

    • Burnt Toast

      I can assure you that chocolate covered bacon is delicious. Despite having boobs, I am not a woman, nor am I pregnant (pretty sure on this one).

    • Lane

      Go back to Canada you pansy.

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio Jaspal Singh (@asylumstudio)

    R u my kid…. That made my day!!

  • SuperiorTo8

    #25 HEY! That's not funny… That's what I call Douche-bags who pop their collars

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Who still pops their collar?! What are they like 14 year olds?

  • Mito

    #13 called and they're out of you!

    • Stan_Dalone

      if the "you" is paula

      • Dokipen

        lame.

      • FuckoffStan

        Trolls gotta troll huh dumbass?

    • IncrediAwesome

      that's no problem because you're the best selling product

      • George

        Well, I slept with your wife! *awkward silence*

    • Mr. B

      Am I the only one that read the "Jerk Center" in George Canstanzas voice?

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