• http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Niiiieeeeoooooo… FIRST A-gain!?? How? HOW!??

    #31: then they're not heroes.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • AssClown

      I gave you +1 just because you're post was so original…
      *their not heroes – this is a common mistake people make, don't worry I understand.

      • NO EVERLAST

        U SUCK PAULA_ 'S ARSE

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          AND SHE LOVES THAT!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one with the suckable arse

      • KyleGoldstein

        so trying to be a jerk just a honest question i thought "their" was showing one possesses something such as "they tied THEIR shoes" there meaning "hey look over THERE" and they're being they are as in they are not heros

        if i'm wrong please correct me

      • grammur

        I guess that is sarcasm right?

    • Forever Alone

      ~formerly Stan Dalon

      I hate you Paula for no particular reason! I want people to like me moar and I'm going to QQ rage cry every time someone thumbs you up! Stop feeding this troll guys and please like me moar!

      *rides off on white donkey named "Stallion"

      • Forever Alone

        ~formerly Stan Dalone*

      • NO EVERLAST

        MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STFU U SAD TIT OF A FOREVER ALONE NERD

      • Stan_Dalone

        lmao TFF

    • Ruud

      Zielig

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Wat ben je?

        Knuffeltje,
        Paula

    • gnocco

      Paula is right. if they're on cocaine, they cease to be heroes and become Super Heroes!
      Hooray for cocaine!

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #4 Simple yet Dope

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Get in line.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • DeDav

      Hi Paula! Love what you've done with the place!

      • NO EVERLAST

        PAULA_'S DOMNE FUK ALLL NOT EVEN FUNNY MONKEY SHITE

  • a_schoenoprasum

    #36

    thanks for the early week slap in the face chive. i'll get back to the drudgery that is my job now.

    at least until burn your bra arrives…

  • SkyVader

    #16 She burned it.

  • csor1120

    #2 win

  • babyjesus

    #5 ….. if you ain't first, you're last

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #5
    Calvin & Hobbes are the balls!

    • Stan_Dalone

      agreed love what they did on the level of the railing

    • lonin

      Best comic EVER

    • MattKL

      It truly was awesome.

  • Danny

    #24 bugged the crap out of me! The letters aren't right, but it is close enough to being right to bug me. if it were totally random, I don't think it would have bugged me.

    • It'sJimmyYo!

      lmao

    • Icecube696

      That's the keyboard layout they use in Belgium and France

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    #28… Thought provoking…

  • Johnny_Doyle

    #5

    Calvin: "Looks pretty bad!!"

    Hobbs: "Grow a pair you pussy"

    • TheAndychrist

      Hobbes was always the cautious one. Go back to school.

      • Johnny_Doyle

        school I went to didn't have comic strips on the curriculum, go back door your mother

    • Johnny_Doyle

      Lord I'm sorry, I switched the names around and screwed up a comment on the chive of all places, how will I go on!???

  • jeff

    #24 is there a message in the out of order keys I'm missing?

    • CaptainStag

      No, it's a French keyboard layout. QWERTY was designed for efficiency when typing in English; other languages have their own layouts.

      • its_forge

        Actually QWERTY was designed for DEficiency because apparently typists could type *too* fast on the original keyboard and the machinery kept jamming.

    • mr A.

      European azerty keybord, nothing special there

  • NO EVERLAST

    THEY WAIT

    • Dayna

      . . . . . . under the stairs!

  • NO EVERLAST

    WITH FAKE PROMISE OF TOTAL EVERLASTING LIFE …………………………………

    • Dayna

      . . . . . . . . . . .under the stairs, um still.

  • a_schoenoprasum

    #13

    this is great. subtle.

  • NO EVERLAST

    BUT FIRST U MUST GO ALL DOLLY PARTON

  • jeff

    #31 and to where do they take the cocaine?

    • nevermore

      somebody needs a new hero

      • jeff

        no, what i need is a new dealer…

  • NO EVERLAST

    SO U THINK, THERE NOT GOIN TO GET U …….PROBLY WONT IF YOUR A BORING BASTERD

    • Lawndart

      Dude, WTF. Write your congressman or something. All I see is blah blah blah whine whine whine.

  • NO EVERLAST

    NEWS JUST IN MOST OF THE WORLD IS A BORING BASTERD

  • NO EVERLAST

    THATS RIGHT ITS FULL OF ARROGANT RICH FLOK WHO MESS WITH PEEPOLES LIVES USING SOFICTICATED HARRP EQUIPMENT GET A FAARADAY HAT ……………NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Dayna

      wow you really are off your meds. Does your doctor know?

    • LOUD NOISES

      Right, where can I buy one? Or will the standard foil hat suffice?

  • NO EVERLAST

    WHEN THEY GET U DONT DSAY I NEVER WARNED ………………..U

    • Sluttypanda

      What the fuck is wrong with you

  • NO EVERLAST

    #36 WHO CARES ABOUT HOLLYWOOOD IT IS SHITE, URN THE THE TV ON AND SEE OPEN YOUR FUKIN EYES

    • Dayna

      Wait wait wait, you want me to burn my TV and place it's ashes in a ceramic container and place it on display so that i may morn it's passing into a better world. I mean that's a little extreme.

  • vsinertia

    #1 we are still alive motherf#$%#ers

    • http://www.facebook.com/CatCape Katerina Zoi Kepenekou

      thanks man. μου ηρθε λιγο αποτομα το να το δω πρωτο πρωτο

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You're only alive as long as the rest of the world keeps dumping truckloads of money in the bottomless pit that is Greece.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • JOHN

      Sure it has nothing to do with the socialized greecian hellhole. Wonder what the spartans or athenians would think today? Probably be in the today's burocratic Aristocracy what with the 7 slaves to every "free citizen"

      • http://www.facebook.com/CatCape Katerina Zoi Kepenekou

        ok. lets see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_debt
        second. since second w.war germany hasn't paid redundancy to greece although it has been recognised. also isn't weird that once search for oil started in greece all the accusation started for dept?
        as for the people. the basic salary 600 eyros (if lucky) the milk costs 1.40 per litre. the gas 1.60
        the salary of highest paid polititian is about 360000 euros per year. that is 1000 euros per day. yes there is corruption. but trust me. not only in greece. we r just stupid enough to vote again and again for the same people.
        ancients would has send away those who do not the best. but even though slaves would not be thentened to be without electricity if they didnt pay taxes against the Constitution
        as for if we r alive because others dump money to us that is part true. but it is easy to slave someone through dept.😦

        • JOHN

          then you need a revolution

  • mderynn

    Whoever did #22 was obviously not afraid of heights.

  • Justin

    WTF is going on with these stupid posts?

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