Classic hollywood: when men were men and ladies were ladies (60 photos)

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  • sittal

    The Chive always has interesting photos and tits.

    • the truth

      "Classic Hollywood : When men were men and ladies were ladies".

      funny, considering at least two of the guys pictured(Marlon Brando and Cary Grant) admitted to having fucked dudes. true story.

      • the truth

        actually, make that "at least three of the guys" since James Dean is in there too.

        • thisguy

          Men fucking men doesn't make them ladies; they're still men. It just means that they might be gay, or (more likely in this case) bisexual. Which is fine nowadays. True story.

  • Ron Burgundy?

    PLBP (past lower back problems) #34

    • nate

      #19 – when gang bangs were just a normal tuesday afternoon…. #17 and #41 – MOAR!!!!!

    • Nate Evans

      Correction PLBP ( Present lower back problems)

      • its_forge

        Well the woman on the right, Mariska Hargitay's mom, has been really really dead for like 40 years so probably no lower back trouble there.

    • carl
    • wile_coyote7

      If she's still alive, it's more a tripping hazard now than any back pain.

      • Guested

        dead, but her daughter is still alive and kicking as olivia benson on SVU.

      • its_forge

        The seated one, Sophia Loren, is probably the hottest 77 year old woman on the planet still.

    • ChucklesTheClown

      Jane Mansfield. Sooooo Hooot (Back in the Day)

      • Nishtai

        Now she's lost a lot of weight. Just bones…

    • Zero00430

      #18

  • Triver

    #18 this is how, and why, i must keep my pimp hand strong

  • NO EVERLAST

    CRAP

  • NO EVERLAST

    FUKIN LOSERS

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  • NO EVERLAST

    OH LOOK AT ME IN HOLLYWOOD NOBODY CARES GO AND LOOK IN A MIRROR

    • thedude325

      this is probably stan_dalone or whatever the fuck. Shut the fuck up!

  • lulz

    did you notice that? women had pointy tits back then

    • 0_0

      Burned all the bras!

    • SpacemanSpiff

      i've been wondering why for years!

    • Katie O

      we burned all those bras for sure

    • klux

      that's what natural tits actually look like…. ahhh, stupid plastic america

  • BSS

    It's ashame class like this doesn't exist anymore

    • guest

      I think it does exist. Except no one wants to focus on the class of Hollywood. People rather focus on the rejects or the scum to make themselves feel better. Either way I don't understand the fascination people have with celebrities.

  • xb44

    screw you, limey

    • nevermore

      hey cut the racism,this is the chive not nazi germany

  • NO EVERLAST

    U WANNNA KNOW SUMAT

  • Jamie

    #15 #42 Good ol' James Dean

    • ldr103

      History's second coolest homosexual (after some Spartan warrior probably).

  • AssClown

    #22 #60 Find them…what they looked like in this pics, not how they currently looks like…ewwwwwww

    • http://www.facebook.com/jake.lemaire Jake Lemaire

      They're both dead.

    • misschris

      #22 Norma Jean Baker (pre-Marilyn) #60 Judy Garland 🙂

  • NO EVERLAST

    THIS MEANS WAR

  • aaaaa

    TheChive: Where men are men and the sheep are afraid.

    • bFOX

      moon FTW!

    • Lou

      I thought it was supposed to be Where men are men and sheep are worried.

      • its_forge

        I heard "nervous."

      • its_forge

        Actually the way I heard it was "When men were real men, women were real men, and sheep were nervous."

  • Tired of Plastics

    # 34 When women were real, and men loved them for it!

    • nate

      #34

  • oliverklosov

    What? No John Wayne?

    • Mike

      I said the same thing

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Or Spencer Tracy.

    • Todd

      Thank god for no John Wayne. He was a draft-dodger chicken shit who shot extras with bbs just for fun and sucker punched unsuspecting women. He was not a man. He was a giant loser

      • medtxpack

        he was still cooler than you.

        • its_forge

          In his sleep.

      • oliverklosov

        Whoa huh huh huh…it's Todd!!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

    hostile…

  • NO EVERLAST

    OHHHH EVERY GOOD WELL DONE HAVENT U ALL BEEN SAINTS

  • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

    #10 and #36 were such incredible actors. Such an awesome post – loving the throwback a lot. I'll take a classic movie to a modern one any day, no contest.

    • jrey81

      yeah, and i'm not afraid to say it , Newmann had them gunslinger eyes… Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy The Sundance Kid, he just had that kind of air that made you want to be/be led/follow him…

      • Adam

        I also liked Newman in his later years he was awesome in "Road to Perdition"

        • jrey81

          Soooolid flick, good call. Good to see that dark hero side of Hanks in that too.

        • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

          Road to Perdition WAS bad ass… However, I will take the classics and stick with Cool Hand Luke.. probably one of my all around top five movies.

      • its_forge

        Thing about Newman was he was by a long shot the prettiest man in Hollywood bar none, and he knew it, and he didn't make a big DEAL out of it.

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      #36 Paul Newman was one of the baddest FMers around, he could act and he raced cars for years. Nobody beats The Hustler

  • NO EVERLAST

    NO

  • Nerfherder

    One word……"Class". Those people had it.

    • NO EVERLAST

      STFU UP YOUR PROBLY AND UGLY LOOKIN PLEB FACED BORING BASTERD

      • tara

        your probly hidious and i can fucking talk shit because i know im not fucking hidiouse my if you would like you can go check to see im number 8 from last weeks sc i honestly dont care what you think i look like but you seriously need to gop take you happy pills now because noone here care what you have to say you just so poinless ass hole who shouldnt even be on the chive you have ruind my day with your negitivity if you dont like to hollywood post that much maybe you should go to another site that would soot your needs better ( http://ineedalifedotcom.webs.com/ ) because (ill try it your way) ITS JUST A POST OF PICTURE THAT YOU ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT

        • The_Dood

          Wow. You know that periods aren't always part of a cycle. They can be used in sentences as well to make them sensical.

          • tara

            I'm sorry my grammer sucks. I didn't get an "A" in english an I'm perfectly ok with that.

            • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

              Number last week, huh?

              "NNNIIIIIIIIIIICCCE!"

              • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

                OOPS .. i MEANT .. to type ..

                don't you mean number 6?

                "NNIIIIICCEEE!"
                I AM A TOTAL FUCKTARD TODAY!

                • tara

                  im sorry i really ment 8 sorry if i wasnt your dream girl

                  • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

                    No,, NOT AT ALL.. your photo is SUPER SEXY. I just noticed that number6 had the name tara in it and so does your "posting" name .. HOWEVER, you can put what ever name down you want for "posting commentings" — that was a bad assumption on my part .. AND those sneaky MFers at the job sometimes switch photo numbers around ..

                    BUT SERIOUSLY. . you are sexy either way because:
                    1.) bewbs (kidding — referencing the nnumber 6 photo)
                    2.) Class
                    3.) CHIVING! haa haa
                    4.) RUBBY DUCKY .. YOU'RE the one! =)

    • Mr. B

      One word…"Internet". These people didn't have it.

  • dbsnydes

    this was awesome

  • You Suck.

    You raise a valid point sir.

    No kindly go fuck yourself with a cactus and die.

  • NO EVERLAST

    TELL U SUMAT I DONT WANT TO EVEN BE IN SAME VICINATY AS MOST OF YOUR ARROGANT BASTERDS …………………………………………WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HOLLYWOOD IT IS CRAP

    • Mr. Waukegan

      then don't read the posts. simple, yet effective. Blowin up the comments page with a bunch of terrible statements is no way to represent yourself.

      Get some class.

    • Mrs_Conejo

      blah blah blah blah blah blah
      <inhale>
      blah blah blah blah blah blah

    • NicBree

      *something (?)
      *don't
      *vicinity
      *you
      *bastards

    • http://www.thelair.com.au iskra9

      .. vicinity .. and bastards ..

    • Oolon Colluphid

      Wow, you're really angry. Maybe you should smoke a bowl and take a poop.

    • freddy boy

      If onlly I could attend your funeral.

  • You suck.

    Chive should do a fashion post comparing classic Hollywood to today's styles.

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