Damn, that’s a HUGE vegetable (21 Photos)

  • FloppyRocks

    #5 Tomatoes are fruit.

    • blub_glub
      • katie

        How do you insert a picture into the comments?

    • dirk

      anything with seeds is a fruit

    • sniggi

      "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and not a vegetable. Wisdom is knowing not to include it in a fruit salad."

      Or, in this case, wisdom is knowing to include it among vegetables.

    • Word Police

      Wow! That's some large produce!….There…fixed it!

  • blub_glub

    #10 Robbin Williams with a slight case of gingivitis?

  • Dan Hennessy


  • John Goodman

    #21 you made ireland proud

  • That guy...

    #3 She's in for one hell of a weekend.

    • TheBAMFinater

      Also not a vegitable. It is a fungus.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #8 #11 #16 this guy… is really proud of his onion

    • Matt

      And that big thing in #1 and #15

    • dorkfish

      He must live near a Nuclear plant

    • Jose

      Very creepy

  • Heather

    #3 is a fungus…

    • Slappy

      I'll let tomatoes slide by in the veggie category, but mushrooms aren't even close.

  • Wonder_Boy

    #8 If you listen hard enough, you can hear the ocean…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I need a cucumber right meow…

    – the one you love to hate

    • FloppyRocks

      Just use this #17

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Remember to stop when you feel it pushing on your tonsils.

    • amplidudes

      You need a STFU, like always.

  • kidn

    #21 the irishman in me just had a mini-orgasm

    • Brutal Deluxe

      What about the four Italians and the German dude? Are they waiting patiently?

  • Llamagina

    #21 there can only be one!

    • Lucas

      You're reference is illogical.
      The Highlander = Eternal Scottish Warrior
      Potato Famine = Ireland 19th Century

  • Da Sandman

    #3 fungus.. not vegetable

    • Gilgamesh1979

      Technically a lot of these are not vegetables–as the son of a botanist and grandson of a farmer I feel I have to point that out. It's okay, though. No one really cares.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        I'll be more impressed when these dickheads farm up some giant bacon.

  • Smoores

    I'm really fighting the urge to make a your mom joke right now.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Go ahead. It's the internet. It's okay here.

  • TheAndychrist

    Jim Martin, former guitarist for Faith No More, grows giant pumpkins competitively.

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    #9 those ain’t big he’s just small…!

  • katie

    #21 wins

  • tbaker67

    Vote no on issue 2

  • CNG

    #15 Isnt that Joe Dirts space poo?

  • chicago

    #21 the guy needs a industrial sized furnace to make that into a Twice-baked

  • http://terrellpryorstattooartist.wordpress.com terrellpryorstattooartist

    Get your hands off me you damn dirty tomatoes

  • mad hatter

    FLBP = Future Lower Back Produce now?

  • nojoke420

    #2 Freak a leek

  • Malfnxn

    #3 – Mushrooms are not a veg 😉
    #21 – And since when is Quentin Tarantino a potato farmer?

  • Stan_Dalone

    they are not using miracle grow I know that, do they glow in the dark?

  • alex

    #20 Buggs Bunny’s wet dream!

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