• http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    OMG OMG OMG FIRST!!!1! Thumb me down!!

    – the one you love to hate

    • Soap

      Nice try Paula.

      Come one everyone , let get "Paula" up to 100!

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      WOW .. I am up working on a DFD for an AIS sytem. Shit … congrats for being up so late on a mother fucking Monday …

      SERIOUSLy! .. Hats off Paula.

  • Joe

    I hate my job..

  • manicmachine

    bill fucking murray in stock!

  • http://www.tube8.com Dubey_Dickbag

    I ALWAYS has a hunch Paula was LG's BF .. NOT!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      IF ONLY!!! She'd like that too ❤
      But no, he's the one I want to punch in the face on first sight. Just because he's with LG.
      Sounds fair to me?

      – the one you love to hate

  • Stan_Dalone

    I am not "with" anyone. still trying moron

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      LOL wut?

      – the one you love to hate

    • mtk

      You say Paula is voting herself up. So please explain why all your last posts have +2 votes? And by the way I voted Paula up so she did deserve that +154.

    • FuckoffStan

      Are you talking to yourself now Stanely? LMFAO

  • http://www.theChive.com Mack318

    Holy fuck Aziz Anzari, you are one funny mother fucker

  • deleted4255536

    Open letter to the Chivers

    How is it a troll who is intensly hated by most everyone somehow gets 154 votes up? When what she says, has little or nothing of any value.

    Especially when her goal is to reach a plus score. So how is she managing to do that? Well I did some research, it turns out you can buy a plug

    in on-line for 45 dollars american and it by-passes the Perma-Link. So you can effectively keep voting yourself up. The only other way is if you

    OWN the site and you can by-pass it anytime you like. After a several hour confrontation with the people who run paula this is what one of them

    had to say: "Chive guy · 3 hours ago iIf you knew who Paula really is it would blow your feeble mind". So the boys in the office run paula,

    isn't that right LG?

    • blankman

      Why does a bit of trolling bother you so much? Chill the fuck out

      • Blankmanimposter

        Why does a bit of spam bother you so much? Chill the fuck out.

        • Stan_Dalone

          SO it starts

          • Nick

            Why does a bit of starting bother you so much? Chill the fuck out.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That's "blow your mind", not "blow you". Shame really, isn't it?
      BTW you should have saved this for the DMA.

      – the one you love to hate

    • http://www.tube8.com Dubey_Dickbag

      please die. I bet you think 9/11 was "an inside job" and President Bush was on the comm link with the hi-jacker himself giving directions..

      PLEASE do US all a favor and go and rinse your mouth out with a loaded revolver.

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      that, or people actually like said troll and go along with her antics because they can see beyond the obvious, something that you must find difficult. Paula_ isnt just a troll, shes a resident chiver for over a year now, and people are used to having her annoy the living crap outta them on the comment section. and comment section is just as big a part of the gallery as the photos are.

      hey, it beats having people swearing all the time and just being plain obnoxious

      • PENS


      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Still love ya! ❤

        – the one you love to hate

        • https://www.facebook.com/Bodhi.Rochelle Matty Rochelle

          We don't love you I'm afraid.

          • Seuss

            I do

          • minion #176

            actually, i have to. its in the contract that we minions have to sign

        • xXbeermonkeyXx

          dont you mess with a poor monkeys heart, paula_. thats cruel
          cheers, beers

    • C'monnnn

      haha who wastes their time trying to figure out who Paula is? who gives a shit?

    • FuckoffStan

      "When what she says, has little or nothing of any value" LOL wow kettle/pot all over again. this from the asswipe who commented on every cat pic last saturday just to get more plus ratings

      Now lets see – -99 on the other thread, -16 here for a total of -115! That may be a new Chive record shit for brains!

      Fuck off with the spam

    • StraightShooter

      You seriously bitched to the chive guys about paula? You are so not KCCO.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    i like the part where he jumps on the grenade and it blows up without any blood splatter

  • Sblurb

    For those of you who didn't know, this comes from a sketch comedy show called Human Giant, which starred Aziz Ansari (before he was famous), Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer. Give it a watch, its hilarious.

  • CaptainStag

    That video was about as funny as testicular cancer

  • etcrr

    funny as hell

  • thi

    You had me at Anziz Ansari 🙂

  • Obi Juan Kenobi

    Wow, almost all posts are on paula and 5 on the actual video. Make it 6, this video was funny as shit! AZIZ!!!!

  • Guy

    I want to work there

  • sumguy

    I lolled, so hard.

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