Start your day with something beautiful (33 Photos)

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  • Auz_E

    I started my day with something beautiful, I looked in the mirror…. and vomited.

    • Josh

      I don't understand

    • Rrrrandy

      I think that's the hangover kicking your ass

  • Kevin

    thank you, got my blood flowing

    • nate

      #6 #9 #14 #33 #23….jesus…jesus christ

    • Dirty Dingus

      Sometimes I just cry, because there is so much beauty in the world.

  • pjsupremex

    good morning ladies!

    • An Average Chiver

      who else likes to stick bottle-stoppers up their ass while they masturbate?

  • SkyVader

    I'll start with #1 please.

    • A Gentleman

      yeah. i'd wake her up by fucking her in the ass and punching her in the mouth. what can i say? i'm a sweetheart like that.

      • Rrrrandy

        …so you'd rape her? Wtf man…

        • patov40

          You wouldn't rape that? Know how I know you're gay?

        • asdfg

          its not rape if she's asking to be punched and have de buttseics

      • Obama 4 Lyfe

        NICE!

    • https://www.facebook.com/csmith0203 Clint Smith

      Melanie Iglesias definitely gets my blood pressure up…

    • Nicksterboy

      YES

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    Nothing beats a genuine smile… #1. The rest, awesome!!

  • :-D

    god damn smiles are amazing #9 #12 #26 a good way to start your morning 😛

    • :-D

      #21 not 12 man fuck dyslexia

      • pasey815

        Not sure but isn't this Gabriella De Almeida?

        • patov40

          Close. It's Rachel Dratch.

          • nate

            Rachel Dratch is disgusting, and it aint that gabriella broad either…regardless, hawt

      • Holy Hell

        #12.
        Is the weak link in this post. imo

    • olivia

      the first one is reeeally pretty

  • Rrrrandy

    #15 could be very hot, but sweaters(i think that's a sweater) are a very effective means to hide hotness

    • Alex

      I really would like to see that girl trying to skate using those shoes, she must be extremely skillful if so…

      • Makku

        seriously thats what I though straight away, FAIL! The shoes blow the whole outfit, some busted up low-cut chucks are in order! (Cute girl tho!)

        • jomama

          true. i call bullshit.

          • McBeastie

            Really? Before the shoes you all thought that girl was a professional skater? She's a model…so….she's modeling. Dumbasses.

      • patov40

        nah. just a poseur.

    • fed

      not sure if really short shorts, or denim underwear

    • http://thechive.com Shevyridenhigh

      I love a chick that can push a stick

    • JROC

      this pic straight up scares me…. im not sure if its the long hair with sweater but yea

    • Chive_Geek

      She's beeyootiful, she's a hippie, she boards, she has gorgeous legs that can wrap around me twice, and what looks like it might be a dynamite gap… I didn't even notice she's wearing a sweater.

      • Raunchy The 1st

        yeah. 'cause hippies are known to book jobs as models of professional photo shoots, amirite?

  • Patrick

    I could get lost in #13's eyes.

    • I M Ontoyoo

      LADYBOY!!!!

    • Underbaker

      True beauty can distract you without flashing her T&A, not that I mind be being distracted by that also.

    • its_forge

      I dunno, that expression says "axe murderer" to me…

  • Chris7786

    anyone else hurt their neck craning it from right to left while looking at #30?

    • :-D

      naw just cracked it well. 😛

    • Elbie

      quite hypnotizing

    • Ryan T

      I sure as hell did!

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #4 Love it

    • Underbaker

      Doesn't that look like the opening scene from Scooby Doo

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      That's a bad-ass tat

      • LiberalThug

        Or just a bad tat

  • Bubba

    #29 Don't fall!

  • Stan_Dalone

    #5 #13 #22 would love to wake up to anyone of them ok insert lame alone joke now

    • Freddy Mercury

      Starved for attentiondear?

    • Guesty

      HAHAHAHAHAHA got a good kick outta this one…Stan – you're never going to wake up next to any vagina.

      • Sleep_Salone

        Be careful…he may go off on a tangent…"just shows you don't know shit because your shit for brains i used to drive my truc threw virginia."

  • Freddy Mercury

    you didn't spell "penis" right.

    • BUMLOOKER

      homo

  • The_Stif

    All are so beautiful, but I think that #23 is now my birthday wish for this year.

  • Bigdaddy

    #26. You must find her immediately, DAMMIT!!!!

    • Sqott

      i second that

  • pasey815

    #31 Beautiful Emilie Blogger right?

    • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

      Yes, illegal =/

  • Anonymous

    Repeat after me, anorexic and crackhead skinny is not cute, pretty, or sexy. 90% of these chicks need a Danny sandwich, the other 10% don’t have a drivers license yet so ill leave them alone

    • Anonymous

      Damn sandwich

  • Alex W.

    #21 #23 HoT!!

  • amplidudes

    Thoose eyes #3

    • Ha.Ha.

      suck

  • All methed up

    15-hipster scum

  • amplidudes

    #30 those eyes

  • Anonymous

    Thank you Chive, this is WAYYYY better than my morning coffee!!

  • BUMLOOKER

    #15 IRONING BOARD???? WTF IS DOIN….NOW MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!! #27 NOW THATS WOT IM SAYIN, SECLUDED LOCATION, A TOWEL, SOME LUBE, I COULD FAPP MYSELF SILLY. #32 DO NOT WANT

    • Rrrrandy

      no one man should have all that stupid…

      • BUMLOOKER

        PAULA_ ALWAYS SAID HIT THE ONE IN THE MIDLE, THINK HER ON RIGHTS A TARP ANYHAW, it's a tarp ……………………………………IT'S…………………………A…………………………………………..TARP………………………..MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rrrrandy

    #1 hi, my name's John. Can I buy you all of the alcohol within a 100 mile radius?

    • McBeastie

      When did this become the go-to destination website for date rapists?

      • patov40

        come on, man. you've been around for awhile. you know the chive is something of an establishment for all manner of lonely perverts.

      • Anon

        unless this guy is living 100miles away from all civilization that amount of alcohol makes him a murderer 😉

  • R2GFan

    #30 Beautiful eyes.

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