Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (40 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Noooooooooo….! For the love of Lauren (<3<3<3), HOW does she do it!?? FIRST!

    – the one you love to hate

    • You Know Me

      An unquenchable thirst for the attention of strangers?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Do you have any idea how hard it is for a regulkar Chiver to be first on the DAR? Not for me of course, but for regular Chivers… next to IMPOSSIBRU!

        – the one you love to hate

        • You Know Me

          I think you'll find that all Chivers are slightly irregular.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Well… When you're right you're right.

            – the one you love to hate

          • boobman

            Win! You stalled the troll…btw Paula_ it's regular….

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        I'd like to give Paula some strange attention…..

        • JHL1

          You'd like to give to any kind of strange

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I'm strangely attracted to you… ❤
          Could be because I'm a middle aged white guy too…
          Whenever I see that strong face of yours in your avatar I ..

          – the one you love to hate

    • sixdeadelves

      how do you get internet under the bridge?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I carry a bag of smartphones of my roofie victims with me all the time and wirelessly teether my laptop with those. I've always got coverage!

        – the one you love to hate

    • The Chivery

      I play World of Warcraft naked 40 hours a week. I eat mostly McDonalds, and I am probably unemployable. I am the 99% of The Chive.

      Chive on!

      • FAPP

        cool story bro

      • Ha.Ha.

        The Chivery – tries to play off the actual truth via sarcasm, doesn't work b/c we see right through it. Nothing wrong with a videogame geek, but there is something wrong with the geek fronting like he isn't one.

    • sayitisntso

      Lauran is a skank. You are funny.

      • truthserum

        What are you on? LG wears more clothes than most of the Chivettes in her photos (i.e. look at almost every SC post and 9 out of 10 it's just pictures of her face and not her tits like the rest). Always boyshorts too. She's the one that takes pictures of herself and usually her face with witty signs. If she's a skank for wearing more clothes than most I can't imagine what the other girls are to you. You are either retarded or jaded. Or both.

        • VictorKruger

          nah. she's pretty skanky……

          • Brother M.


            • niceass4ahkr


              • b-ry


                • Admin

                  Doesn't replying to yourself get old? And 4 times too? Pathetic.

                  • Turkey

                    Doesn't realizing most people disagree with you suck?

                • hMMMM

                  5thded? fisted???

  • illini2097

    damn you Paula!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      If my avatar shits it falls right on your avatar.

      – the one you love to hate

  • teight

    finally the weekend is here! thanks Fridar

  • THE_Yanni

    #31 Now there's a pair of diamond-cutters

    • a_schoenoprasum

      thank merciful betty crocker for dar in hq!

    • Dylan

      Giorgia Palmas. You're welcome.

      • etcrr

        Giorgia Palmas could wake the dead

        • Dustin

          I don't know about the dead rising…my pants are another story.

    • I'm going bonkers!

      For the love of God, how did the HR allow this to go uncensored?!!!

      • Skylar

        No normal nipples are like that, ever.

        • Dr. Mammary

          you must be a virgin never been to a strip joint then. My prescription is to go to a strip joint and get educated NOW!

          • someguy

            she's a major hottie, but she has implants.

            • useless

              thats like saying she's a major hottie, but she wants to give me $20,000.
              what is the problem?

              • Brother M.

                don't feel nearly as good as the originals. that's the problem.

    • PianoFingers
  • http://www.theChive.com Mack318


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #40…. I'd never leave home if I had that kind of quality ass there.

    – reminds me of ❤ Lauren ❤ btw…

    • jamal

      fuck yeah spread that fucking asss…..

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        So rude…. Can't you just sit there quietly and enjoy the view?

        – the one you love to hate

        • 905

          why? that's why the women submit these pictures. for lewd and downright sexual responses…

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            You might be not understanding women… yet.

            – the one you love to hate

        • Blil

          but then how will they know their attention whoring wasn't in vain?

    • VictorKruger

      WOW! MOMMA MIA…That bookshelft ROCKS!

    • Dustin

      I'd have to leave home eventually, y'know since my PB Cap'n Crunch doesn't re-spawn itself.

    • truthserum

      Definitely not LG because LG's waist to hip ratio is out of this world and she's a lot curvier and tanner than this chick. Still nice though, but no LG. This is LG for reference:
      <img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/ndly0.jpg"&gt;


        mor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW GODDAMMIT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • truthserum

          Amen. Another? She had this on her gravatar yesterday and then took it down:
          <img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/2vwcv7l.jpg"&gt;

          • wow

            holy crap. please keep sharing the wealth. I'm willing to throw down some cash for a collection of this flawless woman. /creep

    • spence

      wow! marry me?

    • chivesworth

      #40 ''…. I'd never leave home if I had that kind of quality ass there. ''

      A truer sentence has never been written

    • guest speaker

      Is this Dylan? Looks like it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

    #4 What the hell kind of font is this?

    #15, Hi.

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      tHE " WISH I was there" font!

      Those look yummy!

    • El_Hefe

      "Stay Calm"?

    • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

      I'm talking about the font in the picture on the left.

      Chicks could write on the chest in comic sans and I wouldn't even care.

      • Jen

        surprised you don't know this one…you look like quite the font connoisseur

  • penn6602

    He's fishing in old greg's front yard!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514048989 Matthew W. Billingsley

      "Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?"

      I never tire of the Boosh…

      • Scaly man fish

        "And some say, Old Greg is like a big fish finger" – The Moon

      • Old Greg

        "This is a picture of Baileys as close as you can get without getting your eyes wet!"

    • piercedrhino

      stay calm….crimp on

      • yh66600

        "Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other"
        Ha ha i love the mighty boosh

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #31 Don't go there Chive… stay SFW… for realsies ❤

    – the one you love to hate

    • Seriously

      Go somewhere else if you don't like it you lousy 4th grader….

      • knotmee

        its nothing to do with being juvenile, its that you can't (shouldn't) scroll down to a woman's fully exposed tits at work. If something is NSFW, as #31 clearly is, it needs to be labled as such. Lame, Chive…

        • Charlie_Cheen

          If your job doesn't care about you looking at vast amounts of cleavage and asses and gaps where you can make out the lips underneath the panties, I can't imagine they would care about a see-through shirt. :shrug:

          I think if theChive is on the borderline for being safe at your place of work and a see-through shirt puts it over the edge, you should wait to Chive until you get home.

        • I<3boobs

          Work is where you go to work, not scroll the DAR. GTFO&STFU. Boobs rule.

        • JHL1

          Yes – Keep Calm, Get back to work, and Chive On when you get home.
          They don't turn off the internet when you get off work.

        • 905

          or here's an idea: HOW ABOUT YOU DO YOUR FUCKING JOB INSTEAD OF VISITING A HUMOR SITE? or just wait until you get home to look at asses and tits. dumbass.

          • Not cool

            Insulting strangers on the internet is cool.

        • zero00430

          To quote the great Bill Murray, "But I want to see her nipples!"

          • Chiver4Live

            Charles Dickens would've wanted to see her nipples!

    • JayC

      that is very SFW imo!!!

      • DrROBOTO

        Paula quit acting like you have a job.No one pays anyone to eat cheetos in their moms basement

    • Dan E

      Quit looking at it at work anyway.
      Damn kids don't even know what work is, why in my day……….

    • http://twitter.com/samirdubois @samirdubois

      i dont like it but i think its a bit too much i like regular girls with a little sexy cleavege not this….anyhow keep calm and chive ON!! xD

      • Koi4jew

        fuck you.

    • Matt

      Perhaps we need an "Uncensored Saturdays" – to make the good stuff easy to find, and to keep Paula's conservative panties from getting in a wad and ruining it for the rest of us.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No we don't. Chive should IMO not go for NSFW material and it's already pretty close to that. Start 'the Nipple' or whatever, but NOT on the Chive.

        – the one who doesn't want the Chive to get blocked anywhere

  • slag

    I'd have been first if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

  • Wilderness

    #23 – call me, i'm hung like a giraffe

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That's just wrong on too many levels for a friday night.

      – unless you're in to dino's

      • Wilderness/Pedobear

        That should've been #25… or is it?

    • VictorKruger

      Meet "Little People…REALLY BIG FUCKING WORLD!"

    • VictorKruger

      UP HERE>…Meet, "Little People…REALLY BIG FUCKING WORLD!"

    • f1junkie

      how many times do we have to see this stupid picture posted

  • Kevin

    #23 #31 #40 thanks for brightening an old veterans day

  • disturbed

    #2 Now it is!

  • Wilderness 2

    that should've been #25, lol

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Nothing like photoshopping "Chivette" onto a hot girls stomach

      • Stef

        Shhh. Let it happen.

    • Average chiver

      another failed attempt by theChive to act as if hot girls visit this nerd haven.

      • -89


    • Dude

      Ummm… that photo is from Lanseria Lion Park. Honestly, Noob!

      Lanseria = City, johannesburg.
      Durban = Coast. Kwazula natal.


      +- 800KM


  • yeah

    #34 thats my kind of girl

    • Leezy

      I wonder what's in the funnel.

      • Undershooter30

        ruffie coloda

    • j22

      pure foam. 45 degree rule people!

      • Ha.Ha.

        glad you picked something up this first semester, you stupid fucking frosh. now go do my laundry.

  • Slick_Nick

    Best way to end the week #39 & #40 ChiveON everybody 🙂

  • Ally

    #11 best apples to apples game ever- we made this connection once "touchey feeley" = "hellen Keller" …haven't been able to play since.

    • Tony

      Helen Keller is my trump card – no matter what is on the table, she auotmatically wins

  • jlee

    #31 Chive slowly accepts topless pictures like the U.S. gov't slowly accepts smoking grass.

  • RhodeIslandChiver

    #18 Tommy Likey. Tommy want MOAR

    • JROC

      went from a good shirt to a great dress

    • http://twitter.com/Pekito_RL @Pekito_RL

      A great idea, now the chive should make those asap

    • togaen

      That is the definition of "doing it right"

    • docfester

      She wares it well

  • A.J.

    #31 woah, I see what you did there

    • JHL1

      Woah! I…. see…..

  • RhodeIslandChiver

    #14 and Fox isn't bad either

  • D10

    #37 USA USA USA!!!

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      'Merica .. FUCK YEAH!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Thank god for our Armed Services! While they're away on the war front, us firefighters will protect the homefront!

      • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

        Someone has to keep the lonely wives safe and warm .. while their husbands are away. Just the natural course of things, I suppose.

        • wells11490

          you're a douche bag.. chive on armed forces

        • TiminPhx

          You are not even a jody. You are worse, being just a little wannabe, who most likely has never felt the touch of a woman. And no, your blow-up girlfriend doesn't count.

    • Edumacated 'Merican

      So what's a Vetran by the way? The photoshop job for this image was probably outsourced to India.

      • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

        Naw .. just the spell check.

      • Anonymous

        Its a Veteran, but in 'Merica

    • Anon

      meh USA is not the only country remembering today.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=17815425 Adam Purcell

      Regardless of how you feel about what we're doing over there, give it up to our soldiers, the majority of which are honorably doing their job. Good luck and prayers with you, come home safely.

      • Caleb

        If one's job is murder, there's no way to do it honorably.

        • war is barbaric

          Here here.

        • kencalled

          ..says the liberal college student..

          • 094i

            Many a war veteran would say the same thing. So fuck off with the war-wanking.

            • Muffins for the win!

              I agree. Although I respect the bravour of people fighting for their country, I don't necessarily agree with the involvments of USA abroad… Just my opinion though…
              Anyaway, Chive on from Europe!

    • Rrrrandy

      why is the soldier on the right on fire?

    • kater

      fuck hired killers invading others for oil and contracts

  • d4rkkn1gh787

    #35 Mesmerizing….

  • THe world

    #26 Happy Veterans day to you sir… thank you!

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      Fuck yeah .. GET SOME!!

    • 12b engineer

      engineers clear the way hooah

      • US Lethal

        Until I spent my first tour w the same RCP crew, I didn't think much of engineers. Infantry mentality, you know. Those boys put their asses on the line daily though, and helped us put a smackin on RC South.

    • Captain Obvious

      11 Bang Bang! Get some brother, but come home in one piece!

  • tex

    you lucky bastard

    • true story

      He got drunk and passed out while these 2 sluts robbed him.

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