Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Oh well, you know the drill, asshat.

    – Whenever! I! Want! To! Up yours!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter
      • Jeff

        what the fuck is that shit

    • moniesLOL

      only -101 😮

    • asshat

      fraid' I don't know the drill, how is the drill these days?

    • hiphopchive

      What up what up
      I be chilling on the Chive
      it be like honey to us bees buzzing in the hive
      When I be at da club and they be pressin' for a fee
      I just whip out my dick and bust a pic out of LG

      Peace y'all and HAP-E FRY-DAY PAWLA – you the bomb shizznit

      • meh

        was that english?

      • hMMMM

        definitely white kid.

  • HungryLion

    #2 "You came to the wrong neighborhood.."

    • Kodos

      Box lunches

    • loso

      Penn State

      • TooSoon?

        If a woman that likes younger boys is a Cougar.. does that make a man that likes little boys a Nittany Lion?

        • Maz

          go back under that rock kid

        • Darkside


    • Dr_StrangePants

      after seeing a few of these…..
      I'm STILL not sure i'd want to be at the mercy of 3 lions

      • Jeff

        four lions

        • animal planet

          no mane= female lion=no spray

    • J Ling-Ling

      Whose in the cage now, bitches!!

  • MattKL

    #14 My God, it's full of stars!

    #18 True. That's the Party Crasher, respect.

    • http://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

      "FROM ME TO YOU!"

      • MattKL

        Well, what can I say? I'm about to crash another par-tay.

  • Brianne

    Joys of late night

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

      even better for me cause its still Thursday where i am 🙂

    • Brian


  • Hm?

    #6 Y U No in my house?

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Looks like a good way to get beer all over your penis

  • alate

    #9 if she looks like that she can fall asleep on top of any part of me

    • Obama 4 lyfe

      What a cunt.

      • FACE!

        indeed she must have a one.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Promises BJ, never does it.

      Hate that more!

    • tooptoop

      she fell asleep. doesn't matter, still had sex

  • AddictBear

    #8 You got any crack?!?!

    • tickthetock

      lol cuz its a black bear

      • Shame

        way to ruin the joke kid.

        • bet

          i actually thought it made it better…

      • AdictBearThatsRacist

        Lmao i wasn't even thinking that…i am now! thank you for that.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #9 Scumbag women in general:
    Wears low cleavage,
    gets mad at you for looking at it.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Pedo State U
    • asshat

      wear sunglasses…women can't tell if you looked or not.

    • tdot

      What # is LG?

      • me2

        for you its little genitiles… for all others an awesome chivette

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        # 1 of course, always.

        – the one you love to hate

    • Ronnie

      that girl can fall asleep on my back anytime

  • Steve

    FFirst!! Oorah from Japan

    • Steve

      Epic fail!!! Internet sucks here!

      • http://www.facebook.com/Dermographicated Mike Page

        Probably the result of two nukes and a nuclear plant meltdown.

        • Guestimations

          and godzilla.

          • Pwithc


      • Stephen

        You're in Japan….and the internet sucks…which frigging part of japan have you ended up in with shitty internet.

        • upy3rz

          If he's giving an Oohrah, I would have to guess he's on the Rock, Okinawa. Still not sure if that was a vacation or a year long prison sentence.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Epic fail\ that you went for "First" post at all.

    • Kris

      Semper fail.

  • Insomniac

    #4 come on Forrest, we've talked about this, stop crashing the nice people's picture

  • Olay!

    #12 Biceicle 🙂

    • Jizz in Mah Pants

      fap fap fap….

      • WhatTheFucck


    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002163535812 Ben Hughes

      Cool bike.You really chill on that

  • http://www.facebook.com/empty.hill Matthew T. Hill

    #18 Wow, I never put it together that he is the same guy. Awesome!

    • jordan

      This is only half right. He played Ike Clanton in the movie Tombstone not The Coward Ike Clanton.

      • frank


    • cajun carrot

      One of the most under-appreciated characters in Tombstone I think. Guy was one of those characters you wanted to punch through the T.V. Not many actors can pull that off.

  • That guy...

    #13 Bring a girl here= Definitely getting some.

    • Jules-CO

      Yep, lol.

    • U no Youd B Scared 2

      #13 – yeah it's real cool….except at night when it becomes terrifying!!!

      • ;).

        or even better? don't be a pussy..

  • Rollout25

    #17 Friend brought over movie…Not on Blu Ray

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Shit, I don't even have a Blue Ray player!

  • Me.

    #16 is that a bazooka in your pants or….Holy fuck it is!

    • Spencer_on_Fire

      Better watch that back-blast

  • Art

    #17 Seems to be happening with a lotta blu-ray's lately

    • Falacer

      Turn off the A.I. Surround Sound option on the tv itself. I have found that, more than anything else, is the cause of this.

      • mashplum

        This happens in the movie theater as well. It's just the way some filmmakers mix the sound. Orson Welles began the trend with the WAAAAAAAY overrated Citizen Kane. Since everybody calls this the greatest film ever made, people are going to copy every nuance, including the annoying audio.

        • Kris

          It's only a good thing if Hans Zimmer did the soundtrack.

    • sadman

      "If people don't want to go deaf from explosions, they can watch all their movies with a remote control in one hand."
      -Michael Bay

  • Not Again

    #7 Looks like something my stupid neighbor would do!

    • Guz

      No, just good old British local authorities wasting our money!

      • Guz

        No, just good old dumb British Home owner putting up gate without thinking about a better fence.
        Stop blaming everything on the council…the public are equally full of dumbasses too

  • http://thechive.com/ Joe

    Hey, I called SHOTGUN!!


    • blub_glub

      ^^^ Canadian hitchhiker

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #12 What's with all the blood; did somebody's tampon explode on that or what?

    – the one you love to hate

    • i'mrickjames

      trying to hard.

      • 40983u


  • the b

    #18 having muscles doesnt automatically make u bad ass

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That's right. Take me for example; I'm very tall and slender.

      – the one you love to hate

      • TheAndychrist

        Paula's on fire today.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      I'm pretty sure they are referring to the role he plays…

    • Guestimations

      they were referring to the roles he played and the fact he potrays badass characters.

    • Rocks Off

      If you're 50 year old man who is as fit and ripped as Stephen Lang is then you're a badass is my book.

      • Guesty

        his roles have changed as a direct result of him getting jacked out of his mind.

        and I would love to suck on his penis for a bit.

  • UnderTheInfluence

    #19 "They won't answer you, they cant…this is the way it's been since they started smoking pot"

    • wrb222

      lma0. I hope other people get the reference. I never would have until you said that. Perfect.

    • Stewie


    • asdf

      highlarious! nice reference.

    • im chinese

      explain please

      • SMH

  • etcrr

    #2 hey guys, it's breakfast time I call dibbs on the one in the blue

    • Sleep_Salone

      ^^^^^Ladies and Gentelman, Stan_Dalone…exact fucking same MO.

  • etcrr

    #8 get in no time to explain

  • FILL!!

    #25 Alcoholics' Nightmare.

    • funkrushing

      Alcoholic's dream?

      • Jive

        Neither. Ecco Domani sucks

  • etcrr

    #11 commandery for the friend. This is fantastic show of friendship and support

    • http://www.facebook.com/bill.whittle Bill Whittle

      It's this kind of thing that allows me to face a new day.

    • Pants

      How? Wouldn't it make the dude feel bad knowing that everybody is now ugly because of him?

      • blub_glub

        fuck you Pants. considering their age, those friends are gold! incredible ..

        • etcrr

          This kind of Solidarity and level of Humility in kids is hard to find. These kids are Badass like the movie Stand By Me

      • Dick_Hammer

        fuckin piece of shit you are

    • Laurie

      Agreed, total win! Well played, guys!

    • Aaron

      I was diagnosed w/ leukemia when I was 12. Now 29 and officially cured. Some of my friends did the same for me and it was one of the best things anyone could have done for me at the time. Awesome picture!

    • Jules-CO

      A girl in my HS got Lymphoma, almost all of the girls shaved their heads senior year in respect.

      • hMMMM

        what school was this? i know that the fakeass girls I went to high school with wouldn't have done that. I'm from NYC.

        • Jules-CO

          Colorado, A lot less fakeass girls when the senior class is just under 100ppl.

      • TheAndychrist

        That's pretty cool.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      I still don't know what the fuck commandery is

    • ladyfriend

      This one brought tears to my eyes 🙂

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