• ron mexico

    Why marry that fat hog?

    • El Chive

      It's funny cuz she's fat.. !

    • A BiPolar Guy

      cause some people can love others. sorry about your hollow shell of an existence.

      • Guest

        Says the fat guy.

      • CaptainStag

        Yeah, except that a woman who answers her phone during her own wedding clearly has no redeeming features character-wise either..

    • Nolaboy

      bacon is as bacon does

      • Mat Tape

        Best reply ever!

    • johnny

      i agree that guys hot, he could do way better

  • Weightwatcher

    Her weight is already a dead give-away

  • dlo


  • Cedar

    Damn that fella got him a prize specimen there. Take her back to Wal Mart where you met her..

  • schnizz


    • Austin


      • Zebulon Miller

        He meant to say, "I shall go forth and collect down votes."

  • Rich

    Her dad was thinking, damn all these people for being around here, I outta bust you upside your head with a right hook

  • You suck.

    I would have walked out right then.

    F you and your jelly rolls!

  • Anonymous

    Why why why, she’s not a looker and on that evidence not a nice person either, well I hope your now rich mate

  • The Pict

    Southern gals are connected!

  • yo yo ma

    That sign between them is trying to tell the groom something.

  • J.D.

    She had multiple folds to choose from. It's just convenient.

    Also convenient: annulments.


    What a classy woman, cell phone nestled in the cleavage to two fat oily, stank jugs. Fake Chinese press on nails dancing over the keyboard going clickity-clickity-clickity while the preacher is talking. RAM IT IN THE OLD CHICKEN EYE TONIGHT, OLD SON. RIGHT UP TO THE NUTS.

    • andfukyamoms

      Strate up mayo bags

    • Navin R. Johnson

      this might be the alltime greatest reply I've ever read on the chive. kudos to you young man

  • joe

    don't find her

    • Yessirr

      On second thought, find her and remove her from the gene pool.

  • Justin

    wtf…………he is like 30 years older than her…………..

    When I see people doing that while driving I swerve at them.

    • Katie

      That's her dad, it's the part where he gives her away

      • JMZ

        and he's happy to get rid of the cookie munching monster

  • caait

    dood, run

  • medtxpack

    annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd divorce on 3! 1, 2, 3!!

  • Barack Obama

    Never is a woman dressed in a wedding dress a good sign of any mans future… Wedding = Stand up funeral.

    • Cecil

      There is no legitimate reason for any male to get married for any reason anymore. It has nothing to do with sex. It has to do with institutionalizing her right to be entitled and stripping away the last few protections men have in relationships.

      • David

        wow. just wow. i was unaware anyone really talked like that. "institutionalizing her right to be entitled" did you overhear that at a Lilith fair?

  • Garrett Bailey

    "totally at my wedding right now so boredzor lol…we got plenty of KFC double downs i ate 3 walking down the aisle."

    • Navin R. Johnson


  • nacirema

    looks like they're getting married in a parking lot anyway. so………..

  • @EdSullivanToGo

    She was geting a text that the McRib was back at MickyD's. Right, don't find her, hide her.

  • a_schoenoprasum

    the venue they choose for their wedding is just spectacular! what a great view of that stop sign.

  • Brad

    I would have left the bitch right there!

  • DrLeppiwinks

    Hope he has a prenup, because she's clearly taking more than half the food…

  • Anonymous

    Horrible cow.

  • Verbal_Kint

    I would have stopped the fucking ceremony… Fat bitch… That dude needs to grow a set…

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