Soooo…. you got wasted (28 Photos)

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  • Dango

    first!

    • asdf

      yeah… its sunday dude. Talk about a big fish in a little pond,

    • anon

      Fuck yeah you are!!! great job man you rock!!!

    • NOTMONKEYPAULA_

      HEYYYYYYY WHERES PAULA_ FUCK JIZZ ON PAUAL_ HAIR <<<<<HAHA FA JURRRRST. MONKEY PAULA_

    • Antoine

      Could someone please tell me why people do this ? That's not even trolling. I don't… Why ?

      • McFist

        because first

      • tara

        because its from tosh.o if you havent seen it watch it then youll know why

        • pjsupremex

          I'm thinkin daniel tosh may have gotten to that bit after the internets

    • stephanie

      Is it just me or do more and more of these seem completely fake.

      • Chile Dawg

        agree.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gregisgreg Greg Lee

    XD ^dick

    • Tedd Nugget

      you're an attention whore, Greg.

      • Fuck YOu

        i don't see why, but ok. see me how you want.

  • okayawesome

    #26 The guy in the chair is into squashing

    • breezy

      looks like a whale washed ashore

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      lmfao!!!!!!!!!

    • Dudeski

      I know these people personally, and its not so much that she's large, it's that he's ridiculously scrawny… Optical illusion much? Hahah

  • po-boi

    second?

  • takens05

    #7 I am Optimus Prime!

    • geez

      it's Keith Stone!

    • Salute My Shorts

      Dude, the best part is all these cases of shitty beer only cost like $30 bucks!!!

      • hMMMM

        DAMN Keystone Light is $30 now???? Those things used to be $17.99 when I was in school…

  • Orion

    so? a bunch douchebag man-children got wasted. and?

    • Dr. Al Koholic

      women too, Douche man child

    • abc

      and? You weren't invited.

      • def

        neither were you…..

    • Jack_LeMac

      Why such unwarranted bitterness? I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say that chances are you do have some friends, so do you guys never drink together? If not, why not? Might help to ease that stick outta your ass.

      • 90834

        wash the sand out of your vagina with a tall, cool budweiser. everyone drinks. nothing chive-worthy about it.

        • Jack_LeMac

          Define "Chive-worthy" then, is it just an explosion of titties and re-hashed memes? If so then the definition could use some tweaking

  • Wet_tosti

    #6 i told you guys don't drink the koolaid!

    • leon

      punks are dead

  • AlexJ225

    #12 lemme have the girl in the middle

    • TIZ

      I'll take the other 2!

    • Silky

      too bad, I have dibs

  • goonertilidie

    #22 The power of the Chive T. Look like him and STILL get two hotties.

    • hMMMM

      Ray Romano's son???

  • Pete_Rock

    I think I need to order a Chive shirt.
    #22

    • Wet_tosti

      Maybe he is using Axe deoderant?

    • Whiskyb

      Good luck, I've been trying forever

      • [/.

        really? you've got NOTHING else to spend that money on?

        • The Ex098u

          Brace yourself for a lame-ass mom joke…..

          • Guest

            You're mom has something else to spend that money on!

            Did i get it right?

  • Bonnie

    #3 #5 #10 #16

    Love at first sight.
    Classy!
    Moar?
    Just making sure this lampost doesn't fall over!

    • Silky

      I love lamp

  • andyg8180

    #17 cool mustache bro

    • trollin

      "soooo… you got wasted" + "happy 19th" photo = lolfail

      • sexicheck

        ^also with full face pic

  • Steverino

    This is probably where they always sleep…
    #6

  • Anonymous

    #7 I am Beer-Man, you need not fear my hops!

  • poejemoe@hotmail.com

    #27 Never thought barfing could be so artistic

  • Jasmine F.

    #28 facepalm

    • Wet_tosti

      Did you realy make up that comment all by yourself ?

      • Jasmine F.

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  • Giggedy

    #27 That's about artistic as barf could get

    • Ha.Ha.

      maybe she just blew a horse on the street and just couldn't handle the load….

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1485290783 Marcus McConnell

    #4 "Excuse me while I totally blast my pecs!"

    • Hwap

      obviously you're not a golfer

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1485290783 Marcus McConnell

        Obviously not. But please educate me on why lifting a lamp on your back during a beer pong game has anything to do with Golf over my Obvious poor joke?

        • Johnny_Doyle

          Lesson 1: The Big Lebowski, watch it

          • Christian Lander

            Stuff White People Like # 75, The Big Lebowski

            When it comes to the Coen brothers, white people can't get enough. Their films are intelligent, complex, brilliantly done, and funny, sort of. You see, these filmmaking brothers often tackle large issues with dense, layered scripts in movies that most white people think are funny, but they can't be sure until they see someone smarter than them laughing at the screen. Fortunately, the Coen brothers made a movie, The Big Lebowski, which is the most straightforward funny movie that they have ever made and therefore is the absolute favorite of white people everywhere.
            The movie is the modern update on film noir, something that all white people profess to like but don't actually watch. In fact white people generally consider The Big Sleep to be the best film that they've never seen.

            Most white people will say they love The Big Lebowski because it has good characters, it's quotable, and it's just fantastic filmmaking. But as we've proven time and again, the film simply provides white people with another excuse for themed drinking, specifically White Russians. If you take nothing away from this film, just remember that it is impossible to order this drink without a white person immediately quoting something from the movie.

            This probably explains why every time you've had one of these drinks a white person has started yelling at you about Donnie or telling you that the Dude abides. If you happen to have any Spanish blood in you, then a quick quote from the Jesus character played by John Turturro will almost certainly net you a second free drink courtesy of a delighted white person.

            The film is also responsible for a significant spike in white people going bowling. The pastime has always been popular with "retro" white people, specifically the women who wear pointy fifties glasses and men who are into tiki bars and Hawaiian shirts. But the pastime was vaulted into the realm of acceptable for millions of white people after the release of the movie. Suggesting a Lebowski night at a local bowling alley is a surefire hit in increasing your popularity with white people.

            When you get to the alley you may notice groups of other white people who are dressed in slightly vintage cloths, look stronger than normal white people , and don't smile very often. They are known as "working-class white people" and will probably not be amused by your white friends' clever name for a bowling team.They will probably be even less amused by your white friend who will inevitably show up wearing a bathrobe, shorts, and sunglasses.

            On second though, it's probably just best to avoid this movie altogether.

            • listenlady

              What the hell is your point? You're saying it's a great movie with quotable lines and it has caused an increase in White Russian ordering and bowling. Um, ok first year film student, thanks for the "deep insight".

    • Just sayin...

      He's doing a weight squat technically. Working glutes, quads and hamstrings. Not his chest. :)

      • Marcus

        touche! I stand corrected.

  • miguel

    #27 The composition, the coloring, the relection off the puddle of puke, all adds up to a Ansel Adams-esque image.

    • Silky

      who the fuck is ansel adams?

  • miguel

    *reflection

  • CalAb13

    #37 Transformers! Drunks in disguise!

  • lilpro

    LOL, lot's of "hot messes" in this post…

  • bigfatpaulie

    #11, Dear Diary, Jackpot!

    • R2GFan

      Looks like enough room to fit a bag of lime and a shovel…SCORE!!

    • Silky

      looks like me truck, except they dont have duct tape over their mouths

    • Lawndart

      How do you make them go in willingly??

    • Edaea_Sinid

      Dear diary, I was so wasted me and my two girlfriends died in the trunk of a car by suffocation.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Ouroboros.Smith Michael Elliott

    been there, done that

  • Aussie

    Definitely find the girl on the left in #14. Chivers assembbbbbllllleeeeeeeeeee!

    • NebraskaGuy

      Hell find BOTH of them!

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