Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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  • just a black chiver

    Legos! !!!!

  • TheMoose03

    Hi. The Chive rocks. Im expecting my shirt on tuesday.

    Also.. #9.. my question for her is.. why?

    • Bullwinkle

      because fuck you thats why

    • Remy

      My "Keep Calm" showed up on Friday!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1267841965 Krzysztof Romot

      she was preparing for the fat Olympics

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Blob-o-lanche?

      Girthquake?

    • freshfraser

      Hey! Mine's supposed to come in tuesday too!

  • Nick

    #24 has the most awesome dog ever

    • MattKL

      He totally does. That's a good doggie!

      • snoobs89

        Did you blue yourself?

    • guest

      Agreed, awesome dog. But how old is that kid with the swing?!

    • electric boogalo

      But terrible parents. Who let's their kid be a lefty?

  • Charlie

    FIRST!!!

    • JROC

      hey charlie you're a cunt face

    • ggg

      fail, you're third.

  • Rollout25

    #22 Half Bat, Half Man, Half Bear, Batmanbear

    • Bazz

      That's one and a half mate.

      • artownz

        I'm feeling nice today so here's your wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ManBearPig
        "ManBearPig, a scary monster which is 'half man, half bear, and half pig' and roams the Earth attacking humans for no reason at all"

      • Rollout25

        I'm not your mate pal

        • Hugo

          He's not your pal buddy

          • Blade Runner

            shut the fuck up.

          • Rollout25

            I'm not your buddy friend

    • Negron69

      and 1/2 too much by my count

      • Bullwinkle

        somebody didn't get the joke

    • Kris

      Thumbs up to the people above me who didn't get the joke.

      • michaeler

        Obviously some people don't watch south park…….. FAIL

        • Silentstatic

          the whole episode was good but the part that had me in tears from laughing so hard was at the end when Cartman starts crapping gold and finds out it's fake. 😥

        • http://www.analdestruction.com half_fail,terd,dumb

          BIG FAIL!

      • Rollout25

        Batmanbear is the biggest threat to America right now

        • AssClown

          I'm super serial you guys…

          • Silentstatic

            "the man who single handedly killed Manbearpig is a loser, cha yeah right kid." Al Gore

            Actually I want to be a news reporter at one of gores press conferences so I can ask him Manbearpig questions.

            • http://www.forceyfuntime.com CUMFACE_butcheeks

              I love .. how Al Gore .. flys around in a cape and makes sounds like he's flying.

              FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!

  • frank

    There I fixed it #10

    • crazydog

      we dont need no stinking airflow…..

  • JROC

    #4 i love this man…. no homo

    • Illl

      When you say you love this man, no one going to call you homo. So why put no homo?
      Bieber on the other hand, said it, you're pure homo!

      • hMMMM

        I prefer having people clarify with the "no homo" or "pause". I'm uncomfortable around gay dudes, they're annoying – not b/c they love cock, but the fact that most of them are flaming.

    • TheAndychrist

      His cameos on Rescue Me and Scrubs were pretty hilarious. He needs his own t-shirt.

      • 2pumpdump

        Agree

      • Nishtai

        Agree. Let's drop some MJF Tees ideas

    • Robi5150

      He did this live a day or so ago at a benefut for his foundation…he's still got it!

    • El_Hefe

      that camera has some good image stabilization!!!

      • Nishtai

        U suck, dude. Hope your asshole rots and falls off

  • The Dutch

    I hate that too when it happens #14

    • Mike

      Not enough to make a picture tho.

      • def

        i know, right? people have too much time on their hands….

    • Hummm

      What moron doesnt hold his shirt when putting on the jacket anyway? Common knowledge folks!

  • Rollout25

    #4 Marty Fucking Mcfly. Back to the Future one of the best movies ever

  • cjwhookid

    #6 He just went from six to midnight

    • Sal

      His balls just dropped

    • bbqboobs

      I could fap to that. All day.

    • strikamos

      Justin Bieber!?

      • 87987

        really? what is you people's weird-ass obsession with Justin Bieber?

        • strikamos

          Nothing against the kid.. Just sayin that the luckiest kid looks like him!

          • JHL1

            No he doesn't

  • Negron69

    # 14 every…fucking….time!! #18 King julian?

    • Negron69

      #14

    • Kruwreka

      Maurice, my arm is tired, wave it for me!
      Faster, you naughty little monkey!

      • ROK247

        absolutely only thing funny about those movies

    • Jed

      O'Doyle rules!

    • http://twitter.com/MikeyWins1 @MikeyWins1

      I shall call them, The New York Giants!

    • https://www.facebook.com/mav2ag Thomas Pickett

      "I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! I like to move it, move it! You like to…"

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    No, no, NOOOOO!!!!! Not first, dammit.
    I'm just going to cry myself back to sleep on Lauren's (<3) lap.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • JROC

      paula is a dickhead

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        So? JROC stands for: Just a Random Overweight Chiver. I'm hi-la-ri-ous.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • snoobs89

          Well played Paula,Very well played.

        • ggg

          lol hilarious

          • pok';.

            no. it wasn't.

  • Patrick

    #22 NANANANANANANANA Batbear!

  • Bazz

    Wow, seven comments when i read this and none of them featured #6

    • bob

      because there is batmanbear #22

  • SoN

    #9 So WTH was she trying to do?

    • The_Stif

      Win at failing, or fail at winning, whichever is more appropriate. But I cant stop laughing at it.

    • bse35

      trying to break her neck, but failed

    • zimzum

      she probably thought there where doughnuts behind the wall

  • Froll

    #16 is that legal?

    • marcopolo

      no, i think he'll be taken by the soccer police… dope!o.0

    • Flow

      Yes, it is. But it's the defenders fault, really, cause you usually rely on your teammates (that should be looking at your kick-off anyways) to tell you if somebody sneaks up on ya.

      • Silly American

        Offsides?

        • Brad

          I think it would be offsides. The rule is there has to be 2 defenders, usually one plus the goalie, inbetween you and the goal. In this case he came from an offside position to pick up the ball so he should have been whistled for offsides…

          • walther

            the ball is never played forward, therefore it cant be offside

          • Nishtai

            An offside is called when a pass from a player is made to a teammate standing beyond the line of the last defender, at the moment of the kick.
            Therefor, no offside

    • dtwilliams

      Adrian Foster for Torquay United. What a legend!

      • Billy

        Arian Foster for Houston Texans. Will be a legend. Superbowl winners.

        • bbqboobs

          I think you meant Aaron Rodgers. Mistake noted. Apology accepted.

          • Guesty

            GOOOOOOOOOOO EAGLES! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! You guys are all about to witness history when the Birds win the SB with the worst fisrt half of the season ever!

            • Erik D

              Eagles fan here and I have to say, I really, really doubt it. If we win out we're 10-6, and teams missed the playoffs last year with that record. Plus we're losing to too many NFC teams. We could be fighting with the Falcons or Bears for a wildcard and we lost to both

    • artownz

      Nope, the moment the goalie bounced the ball the opposing team has to leave that area, thus that goal shouldn't have counted.

      • Fobbie Rowler

        Spoken like a true Yank who doesn't know the rules of 'soccer'. The players don't have to leave the area when the goalie bounces the ball.

        Keeper puts the ball on the floor, it's back in play. Striker takes it off him (not offside as it wasn't passed to him by a team mate) and scores.

        Great stuff

        • Brad

          but the offense player came from an offsides position. Did this goal count in the game?

          • Maik

            There is no offside if the ball comes from the opposite team……

    • chiveturkey

      Regardless, the little prick deserves a severe beat down for that crap. Classless.

      • frogmayhaps

        How is he not offsides?

        • guest

          so you`re a women?

    • annon

      Offsides

    • Dick_Hammer

      Not a single fuck was given.

  • Bizarrobear

    "It's great to be back in Cleveland!!!" #1

    • cjwhookid

      Creverand

      • anonymous

        i lol'd

    • Brandon

      Except thats cape town south africa on the V&A waterfront!

      • Bizarrobear

        It was a "This is Spinal Tap" movie/Dairy Queen television commercial combination reference. A bit of a stretch, I'll admit.





    • PotatoeWhisperer

      Cape Town sir, it finally made it on here, fuck yeah!

      • James

        We been on here a few times my friend 🙂

    • Darren

      I love Cape Town! What a city!

      • VanBenjo

        Agreed. But Jo'burg for living, Cape Town for holiday.

  • Mel Gibson

    #20 there is a god

    • Shawn

      no there's not

    • yumm

      and he is a very kind god for giving us these cookies. chive on!

    • hMMMM

      it's sooooooo cool to like bacon!

      Seriously, chocolate chip cookies are fine the way they are. No need to add anything ridiculous to the equation.

      "but bacon is god…oh my goodness i can't believe you would ever say that about bacon you must not like titties"

      • Colin_

        Salty and sweet is a great combination. I usually sprinkle a little coarse sea salt on my chocolate chip cookies but I bet bacon would work well too.

      • the other Jen

        THANK YOU! i'm so fucking sick of hearing about bacon. it's not funny…..

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    #21 looks crispy and delicious, but would't #8 just make the bacon soggy and gross?

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

      Did the numbers change when I wasn't looking?

      • Bazz

        Yeah, there was about 5 minutes when there was another photo before the first one, if you posted during that time it would've been wrong. All the comments had the wrong photo's attached, then it corrected itself. #20 #7

  • Wet_tosti

    #9 the donut wins to live another day…

  • Kris

    #4 God's cruel joke, to allow such a debilitating disease to hit one of the coolest humans ever.

    • Richard D

      Who's god?

    • The_Stif

      Exactly. I get tired of the jokes about him and his disease.

  • Ben

    #4 Apparently he did this on the 56th Anniversary of the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance.

  • http://Dom Dj

    2#2…wants a hug.

    • Shawn

      #22

    • bbqboobs

      I don't get it. The kid in #6. That kid wants a hug.

  • abc

    #7 is a well-balanced meal 🙂

  • dashete

    #19 Teen wolfing a submarine. Pretty awesome.

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