It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (33 Photos)

  • po-boi


    • Maynard B.

      Nobody cares.

      • po-boi


    • Perry Duran

      my best friend's mother makes $73 an hour on the Laptop. She has been fired for 5 months but last month her check was $8294 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it on this web site <a href="” target=”_blank”>

    • Bob

      I bet your mom is proud

      • hobo with a shotgun

        WHy all the fucking hate? You d bags look worse then he does. He said first and you all lose you shit. What the fuck do you do a a footrace? Hang the winner?

        • p.234

          exactly. they're more pathetic than he is.

        • Chase Patt

          it's obnoxious. want to make a first comment, make a comment with substance. scrolling down to the bottom of a page and typing 3 letters isn't a feat, fact that his mom allowed him go on her computer is. I'll first your sister but won't see me writing "first" on her lower back. I'm a gentleman like that.

        • mtm405

          The whole point of "the chive" is to have good time browsing funny posts, interact with others,,, but to roll down like a maniac just to be "first" who comment is the first indicate that you are a virgin who live with his mamma… put a comment which make sense,,, chive on ya !!!!

          • itsmemario

            don't like it? ignore it. derp.

    • The Chivery


      Because unlike us Chivers, they probably actually get laid on a regular basis.

      Chive on!

  • etcrr

    #32 there were 7 little pigs when I left them there

    • randomrandomjfewpa

      note the story is 3 little pigs, soon.

    • JHL1

      I think the other one said he was going to the market.

  • po-boi

    #24, not soon enough, 1st

    • JHL1

      How dare you make people thumb down #24 !!!!

  • etcrr

    #1 you know how I know he is gay?

    • Chase Patt

      With how little team US has scored this year, he knows he's won't be able to either.

      • Chase Patt

        he* won't :/

    • Tyler Macias

      still not as gay as twilight.

      • ;[[/

        it's kind of disturbing how often you guys mention twilight…….

    • MonkeyMadness

      You can tell he's gay because he's a soccer player.

      • MasterBlaster

        The joke that can be spotted a mile away. You would be an excellent choice to write the jokes for a Full House reunion episode.

        • MonkeyMadness

          lol good one 😛

      • 09324

        christ, you're lame.

    • Underbaker

      What you are missing is his wife in the stands behind him and his eyes straining to look out the corners while he fights to keep his head straight. A skill the improves with the age of the marriage.

    • The Chivery


      Nah. Unlike us Chivers, they probably actually get laid on a regular basis.

      Chive on!

  • Your mom

    Bevis ans butthead are awesome.

    • tapsnapornap

      shut up Beatrice, it's Beavis and Butt-Head

  • MrAliasMan

    @26 An hour later. still no forest.

    • MrAliasMan


    • Craigery

      Yeah, all I saw was the mountains.

    • Underbaker

      Concentration. You are doing it right, won't even look down to make sure you hit the # instead of the @. This illusion don't work on me either, I still can't see the forest for the valley.

  • Chase Patt

    #6 I can't believe it either….Justin Long getting movie roles.

    • ThatGuy


  • Bubba

    #17 This is what 'not having a clue' looks like!

    • etcrr

      he has the clue, He is their pimp, He is adjusting their pay

    • Guse

      I had an older sister. Her friends were painful when I was about 13.

      Mark my words: one of those girls is his older sister. He lives in the hell of being constantly surrounded by hot chicks that think he's annoying.

    • NME

      I can just hear him thinking to himself:

      "Let's see here; if I subtract her clothes, divide her legs and square root her? Damn it, still ain't getting neither math nor sex."

  • takens05

    #1 best streaker ever?

    • Paul

      Isn't she supposed to be naked before earning that title?

      • takens05

        Close enough.

  • Bonnie


  • Sblurb

    #24 Does anyone have a name? Anyone at all?

    • Obviously


    • herb

      Most I've ever found out, via Cracked, is that her name is Kate and apparently she has a face:

      • thegza

        google camwithcarmen (nsfw-ish)

    • naigoto

      I have a name, what did I win?

      • JHL1

        You get to buy lunch for the OWS people.

  • leon

    #18 lesbian

  • Maynard B.

    #17- He's doing it right. Someday, he'll have a PhD, create a software giant, and pull down millions. Those girl will swarm all over him.

  • AssClown
    • DeDav

      It's not her! Try searching for "Dasha B" in google.

      • its_forge

        Not Evanna Lynch, who regrettably hasn't grown up quite this cute, but this is a pretty cute pornstar anyways.

      • Fuck...

        Damn you… let a guy dream!

    • northerner

      She's a beautiful girl. However, she's totally waxed. NOT sexy. NOT natural. Not attractive. MHO. Hair…there…not bare…preferred.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I don't care, I got to see a girl naked! Thanks AC! 😀

  • @StrongAsMeat

    #33 Best 'Soon' ever.

    • Headfade

      Depends on interpretation of soon, they've got a 2 hour wait as I see it!

      • Andrew

        Shame; it's so photo shoped, it's not even funny

  • crazycyberbully

    Who is #22?

    • AAJ

      Evanna Lynch…aka, Luna Lovegood from harry potter.

      • DeDav

        Sorry man, but it wasn't her, that's a Russian model who does… stuff… If you just google "Dasha B" you'll get it.

  • no one cares

    #22 is not Evanna Lynch

    • Zedhere

      The google machine says it is… I wouldn't argue with it, it gets pissed when you argue. (Sarcasm, in other deals they say this chick isnt her and she has noods and has a tat on her back)

      • DeDav

        Try "Dasha B" Zedhere. It really isn't Evanna

        • Zedhere

          Yep, thank you!

  • Zedhere

    #26 I never get these things. Ive been looking all day and I still don't see a forest.

    • stannnnn

      yea me either i can only see the 2 boulders

  • AlexJ225

    #22 i thought she was kinda hot to begin with

    • its_forge

      She was a cute kid, she's still a lovely girl but not as cute as Dasha here.

      • DrROBOTO

        Chris hanson asks that you please have a seat right over there…

        • its_forge

          Hehe. Ms. Lynch is now twenty.

          • Prof.ANDROID

            You're still creepy.

  • Jay_Harvey

    #20 its really a guy

  • The_Dood

    #16 Made my day.

  • po-boi

    whoever #22 is, she’s a winner in my book. checkout assclowns link. 😉

    • DeDav

      Nope! Dasha B! google image with safe search off!

      • Brother Maynard

        Not at work!!!!

  • ben

    #33 well the clock says its 3:00 so i wouldnt quite say soon

    • bse35

      that's when you should realize it is sarcasm

    • guesty

      they prob been there all night waiting lol

  • chicago

    #16 is great. when life gives you a flood, say fuck it and go with the flow.

  • bse35

    #26 been looking at her for pretty much 15 minutes, I still don't see any forest

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