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November 15, 2011 |
In: DAR, Random
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Kept Calm and Chived on….time for another day.
so where did you get this picture then…..?
no shit right?! haha
Sorry to hijack this Post, but I needs to be said and heard!
It's picture like #21 that makes me love the Chive!
The innocence is just magnificent! Made my day, thanks!
i bet that kid would never hijack a post.
That's a blow gun. He's about to shoot the cat with a poison dart.
This Chivette is quickly becoming my personal favorite. Amazing smile
mine too…needs another post all to herself
I totally agree…COTW?
If this amazingly gorgeous girl is not made Chivette of the Week, there is something very wrong in the world. And I will become sad, very sad. Please don't make me sad, Chivers are supposed to be happy.
No doubt, she's a knockout.
Is she the Aussie one that was on here a few weeks ago?
That smile and that ring…. I could be happy wiht both eh eh heh
She is gorgeous. I would give up meeting Bill Murray to meet her
Agreed… SHe must be found, we must have more and she must be Chivette of the Week!!
Thoughts on your new sandwich, LG?
LG eating said sandwich….
Ultimate food porn?
Eating lg eating the sandwich… that's the food porn
why must we choose? can't we have both?
who is #35????
I had no idea you were so flexible LG
I'll have the sandwich first, then Lauren <3
- the one you love to hate
I think the sandwich is going to give me heartburn!
Well, both could induce a heart attack.. Or make you drool.
Well the sandwich's curves fail miserably compared to LG, however it looks almost as delicious as her.
and just like LG, this samich makes me want to gag. the schnoz outweighs everything else…
Seriously, mozzarella sticks and bacon on a McRib? Now I know what bipolar feels like.
And WHY is spellchecker flagging McRib?
I see your Sandwich, and ask LG to show us her Taco….
I'll provide the churry cheese for the LG Taco Party
So you saw it on Memebase too, huh?
It cannot make it's own music! It must steal it's melodies from other musicians!
All popular music is like that these days. Get used to it, it's not going away. Last.fm is your only hope…
#34 those eyes!!
find her plz
Doesn't need a life vest…no way that thing is gonna sink!
Remember the Titanic? Only U.S. Banks are to big to sink
Ate life vest
#3 leave her alone sarah jessica
no longer funny…
Was never funny to begin with.
I dunno about that. Im always down for a good SJP bashing.
you mean "Dylan".
I think that joke has gotten so old, it is now older than SJP herself.
#33 thank you for posting again
i think that thermostat's about to explode
who is that?
I believe that's ex-import model, Linda Lee.
This page seems to suggest her name is "Bahara":
Bahara Golestani – google her (it's almost SFW)
Yes, thank you – it was about time!
#47, #48, #49
find her or no, that is one amazing body
ok, find her
It's a mystery why anyone would want this much attention yet not show her face. Well, unless it's a butterface.
Agreed. No offense to anyone or anything but who the hell can describe themselves as mysterious? That's retarded.
Other people can describe you as mysterious. And the fact of the matter is, many chivers DO describe women appearing on this site as mysterious…and want to know more. That result is the 'Find Her' posts.
She's got a nice body, but the whole 'mysterious chivette' thing…is kinda lame. HALF, if not the majority, of the Sexy Chivers are 'mysterious chivettes'.
My what a glib tongue you have.
The better to annoy you with my dear.
Geez, so much nitpicking going on here! She's gorgeous, 3 cheers for tiny black dresses!
I want to be on you.
YES !!!!! FIND HER!!!!!!……….LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
I wish you would zombie jimi
although not what you're looking for, still pretty neat.
no complaints here, man
IS IT A TARP???
Should have that note on half the fucking pics on this site.
Then find another site to complain on…. LOSER
#20 I would take a flight on that airline even if it was goin to hell. Which im prob already goin to.
Trust me, you can't afford it.
- just 'stick' (haha) to your usual hookers
Snoop Dog made a documentary movie about that airline…
I see what you did there^^
Stranded o the tarmac? noooo problem!
If that flights going to hell, those two would turn out to be trannies
#26 thats one hell of a movie!
*One hell of a book!
American Psycho. I think, and yes both movie and book are brilliant.
#20 – i hate the 1%
jealous and hate are different things….
Jealousy and envy are different things as well. ZING!
jealousy and sandwiches are also different…. this is fun
what i want to know is each is carrying a black case and wtf is in the other hand?
Those are headsets. The black cases are full of flight publications, toys and lube.
#6 Yes. Now go hit the trough.
Thank you, Anti-joke chicken
#48 #49 geeze
slutty mob cam pics are slutty
really not that impressed, there's way hotter chivettes who actually show their face soooo keep on bein mysterious
#43 is cute!
She is aight…for a ranga…
Jimmy sounds like a fag….
beyond cut actually. FIND HER!
#3 yes. Thank you.
#26 "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" Patrick Bateman in one of my favorite movies ever!!
Every time I see you comment on something it makes me think you HAVE to be an awesome chick.
She's a man baby!
Also, I was having new cards made and I was going through about 200 of the exact shade of white card stock….I realized after 10 minutes I was in the board room scene. I mentioned this to the lady helping me and she said she'd never seen the movie. Of course, I put on some Huey Lewis and killed her.
because she's seen a movie that most other people have too? whoopdie-fuckin'-doo…….
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there.
It's called 'American Psycho'
#10 I'd like to see the picture that kid took…
Kids do the darndest things
#41 Bitch please.
Really number comment 4? Amazing
#4 is it really that hard?
Hmmm, trolled much?
That's some funny fucking shit…
#37 Sits on a steel plate connected to the cane with attachment running through his sleeve of wizard…this is old btw
I dont get it
Something like this:
Your drawring is better than the actual picture.
this is better than the painting savant girl from earlier today….
I prefer to do this trick with my penis
BAH! Classic – love it made me LOL.
A lot of whats on the chive is old these days..
he is sitting on a metal plate that is hidden under his baggy clothing. the plate he is sitting on is attached to his cane by a piece of metal running up beside his body then out under his arm through his baggy sleeve, all hidden by his clothing. his hand is covering where the metal attaches to his cane. his cane is metal too. the bottom of the cane is attached to a metal base. if you look the base is directly under him but the cane is attached to it near an edge, so the whole thing balances while he is sitting on it…… http://keelynet.wordpress.com/2008/09/07/video-se…
Not only memebase, also reddit, funnyjunk, you name it =/
lol… sleeve of wizard
They already did explain it a few times over the last year.
And it is the magic stick.
i got the magic…i got the magic stick. now i have that song going on repeat in my head.
actually there is a metal seat that is connected to the pole and at the end that is touching the ground there is a metal plate you can kind of see it i the picture usually in places like India they do this on dusty roads so they put some dust over the metal plate
Actually, it's massive flatulence.
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