I hate my job (25 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/jacko50 Sam Jackson


    • anon

      kill yourself

      • The_Stif

        you just made me spit up my mt. dew.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        ….with extreme prejudice

    • https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      Whats the point ?? really

  • https://www.facebook.com/Griffin.Ryan Ryan Griffin

    #21, sexy tattoo

    • Bogus_Shizzall

      Yes, let's see more of that.

    • sobasically

      work all day whore all night

      • Final

        To right Sobasically. To right.
        Any girls have any class anymore?

        • caleb

          *Too* Brains anymore?

        • amandajean

          Why are you on chive again?

          • Final

            Funny and interesting pictures. Softcore porn is all over the internet.

      • YoMa


    • disturbed

      Totally missed the tat!

      • KyleGamgee

        Understandable, sir.

    • Strokin'

      Is that a dream catcher on you boob?

    • 6655321

      I know where you're goin'.

  • GREeddy

    fuck you for being first 🙂

  • Brutal Deluxe

    #18 I've done that. Working at UPS blows.

    • ROK247

      crying about unloading? HA. try loading. you have to be fast as fuck AND read all the zips AND build a good wall.

      • Kyle

        7 years on the reload at Local 79. And it's all seniority based (not performance) so someone has to die before you move up.

      • grunt87

        Yup! And heaven forbid you have a "misload" or your wall isn't perfect. FML!!!!

      • 340Swinger

        That's always my fear signing up for a double shift, feeders. I like it on the ramp.

    • Hub

      Be a pickoff, was so much better than load/unload

    • The_Dood

      It's better than Fedex from what I hear. I knew people that worked at both when I worked at Fedex. UPS was always the place they liked working better. Seriously though, you're getting paid to work out, what's the problem? I loved that job…

      • grunt87

        The problem is you get assigned three trucks and the conveyor belt is moving fast making it hard to keep up. You have to load, circle zip code/truck number, and make sure they are chronological and having three trucks made it tough. That was at UPS. Haven't heard pros/cons regarding FedEx.

    • Connor MacManus

      Holiday seasonal help on the Macy's loading dock you had to unload the trucks and seperate it quickly to put it out on the floor. Almost every day MON-FRI we were unloading until closing time.

    • http://www.tube8.com Anti_Union

      Whatever .. Union Boy …
      You don't do shit at UPS … you guys suck. Fuck UPS .. seriously. You guys actually put EFFORT into fucking up deliveries.

      • Ahh...

        I know I did… can't tell you how many boxes pissed me off and got ripped to shit… Ahh… Paid to work out as well as an effictive anger/stress releiver. Fantastic…

    • SheriffPablo

      Try wal-mart during october-christmas. 3 of those fuckers a day, sorted by department.

    • TAMZ


  • MylesofStyles

    #16 Take it and run for the hills brother!

    • anon

      doesn't count at all… Obviously you are being told "make your own sandwich, bitch"

    • ROK247

      keep workin' it man – you'll be making sandwiches with her in the broom closet in no time.

      • Steve

        GTFU and make your own damned sammich.

  • ChelseaRules

    #4, I'm with ya, buddy.

    • Flicka

      Oh don't eeeeeven get me started.

    • The_Stif

      My dad always told me the worst part about doing your job right is that no one will notice until you fuck it up.

    • nicky b

      Yup. I fucking hate my job. Fucking hate it.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=560905405 Scott Walsh

      This is my life, lol

    • Brenden

      This is perfect and i will share with everyone at work

  • DooperGuest


  • AssClown

    #3 Why would you hate being MacGyver's apprentice?

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      making one of these as soon as i finish my sammich.

    • Wally_MS

      We made so many of these in school they were awesome. Never thought to use the tip as a tube tho. Elementary school was the best.

    • lonin

      Literally going to get caught 'red handed' though. Need to be more careful of leaking evidence.

    • David

      Not as accurate or strong as using the length of the body as the barrel. Also harder to hide the evidence when trying to act innocent.

  • Jayavc

    #5 and you fell down?

    • The_Stif


    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I'm guessing she works at one of those "places" in Nevada that specializes in cougars.

    • hMMMM

      check out the paws on this one. Those are some freakish hands there….husband must feel worthless during a handjob.

      • Rant McNally

        says the douchepunk adonis-impersonator who, judging by the utter lack of knowledge in that comment, would most likely blow it 14 seconds into ANY handjob

        when you grow up, hopefully you'll figure out why that was a totally dickish thing to say

        • Its420somewhere

          Just because you know how to give a great handjob doesn't mean he's not right that those are some manly hands

    • evihc

      hot. moar.

    • YoMa

      You cannot even see her face and by the looks of it is old!

      • DutchChiveFan

        Old? Depends…Looks like she's in shape and those heels….:p

  • The_Stif

    #23 Oh damn, that sucks.

    • Underbaker

      That is opportunity knocking for a good cable man. (glad I don't do cabling any more :o)

      • The_Stif

        Somebody needs to do something with that spaghetti.

        • Joe

          It looks fine for me. I have about 3 of these and it works fine

          • The_Stif

            Until you need to trace a line, or want to put in new equipment or basically make any modifcations to that area.

    • http://www.facebook.com/judson.hall Judson Hall

      Looks like a television station…… Oh, the memories …..

  • carl

    #15 I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker had an office job

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      AWESOME, Sir. You are AWESOME!

    • Eh.

      How very original of you!!

    • Jinggneiou

      she doesn't. that's Dylan.

  • jasgat66

    #13 How can you be freezing when you look pretty goddamn hot to us?

    • Slappy

      Captain Morgan keeps her warm.

    • http://www.asscumbubble.com Yay!

      Nice Line .. sir. NIce line.

    • http://www.steelcoffin.com SteelCoffin

      Freezing in Seattle…are you from Tacoma?!?

    • chicksdigit

      MOAR!!! We need to see what's under that jacket right now.

  • AssClown

    #18 I dunno about you, but I unload other stuff everyday…

    • r00s7a

      …so does your mom

    • Verbal_Kint

      you'll probably wanna get some Drano in that shower before it becomes a problem…

      • AssClown

        Nah I explode my romance in r00s7a's hair most of the time…

        • Verbal_Kint

          ever laugh so hard snot comes out of your nose? I know what that's like now….

        • The_Dood

          Not JIZZ ON PPAULA_ HAIR? I know that's not you but I couldn't resist…

  • Holy Hell

    That's the way it used to be here.
    Now we have a 5s program that deals with this type BS !

  • thetwistether

    id literally want to smashfuck #21 out of that powerclad empowerment. we'd celebrate the happening over a conciliatory boss sammich and make it into a national holiday.

    • ROK247

      no idea what the fuck you just said

      • spankygemini

        I agree, but i want MOAR #21

  • Verbal_Kint

    #4 no shit… My other fav is when someone else's lack of planing creates an emergency for me. Which was basically all of October. Fuckers…

    • The_Dood

      Tell me about it. Every fucking day in October I had to piss out someone else's fire… Now November has been slower than hell. Without fail, it's feast or famine, never in between.

      • Verbal_Kint

        Well, the bright side is more time to Chive…

      • J_Dub

        "If they want shit real bad, they're gunna get real bad shit"…

    • http://www.actionfiguretherapy.com SimonPhoenix

      That's when I answer to people ..
      "Failure to plan on YOUR part .. does NOT constitute an emergency on MY PART!"

      Typically, not very nice things ensue after that little remark. HA HA!

      • Go Cats!

        one of the court clerks whose office i frequent has a sign that says "your lack of foresight does not define 'emergency' for me"

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio B Line (@asylumstudio)

    #1 cracked me up big time… 😀

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #5 #21 Moar please?

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Am Desperate !!!!

  • Not first

    #21 Hottie

  • Jimmy

    #5 Youre nightime job?

  • Setzmachine22

    #21 We need a chivette at work post….

    • turd ferguson

      make it so chive!

    • dagleja3

      I'll second that motion.

      All in favor, say AYE!!

      • SlimtwigMJ


      • J_Dub

        and the AYE's have it! motion accepted.

    • http://www.actionfiguretherapy.com SimonPhoenix


  • Skedaddle

    #13 let’s stay calm and warm up. Ya?

  • ubersmith


  • torainca

    #21 Very Nice !!

  • thor


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