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November 15, 2011 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Owned
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#5 and #21 MOARRRR!!!
#5 #21 call in sick and stay home with me hunny ;p
5 has man hands
#3 got me suspended from 6th grade 22 years ago. (Holy crap…It’s been 22 years since I was in 6th grade.
#13 In all seriousness, where did you get your jacket? I have to wear a safety vest for work and that jacket would be perfect for the upcoming months. I've never been able to find one that's not made for a giant man.
#5, nice legs, nice tush, nice boobs, nice figure, toned arms. Pretty hair from what we can see. Like seeing a woman in a squat pose for some reason. She qualifies for MOAR. Age is irrelevant. You youngsters will learn to appreciate. Too many women her age are 200#s of jiggle in a tent dress. Any women her age with a figure like that should be commended, not criticized. You'll learn, lads.
Wow. My job is so much better than all of yours hahaha
#11 Do something about it, Patsy.
#21 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR please =D
Looks like a Government Gazette on the table and peter stuyvesant blue cigarettes..south africa?
#17 I hope your boss doesn't look at Chive to see what an unproductive waste of time you are when left unsupervised.
really need to see the tattoo in full
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If sometime you feel that you're lonely, nobody thinks about you anymore and/or has forgotten about you: stop paying your taxes and you'll see
#16 If you are both single, ask her out. They way I read this move, I don't think she will say no. Ball is definitely in your court.
I'm a girl, the way I read it…she's saying "make your own god damn sandwich" I have a good sense of humor and don't consider a lot of things sexist but this guy seems like an asshole. Telling a female co-worker to make you a sandwich is demeaning, it's like telling her she should be in the kitchen instead of in the office. Personally, I'd rather be in the kitchen, but since men don't want to or can't support us anymore while we take care of the house, we have to work. So, make your own god damn sandwich!
I'm sorry, mea culpa I concede you may well be right. I was assuming this was good natured banter considered humor on both sides. I forget that guys tease, harass, and insult their guy friend in ways that most women don't, and don't take the same way. I was also not really serious.
I guess it's like the fact tat my wife is constantly teaching the two year old boys who enter her pre-school class that the girls usually don't enjoy the same style of interaction they use on each other without rancor or malicious intent. Wrestling, mild punching, knocking toys down, etc. Even at two you can see the huge difference in levels of aggression in play which the boys have to be taught to limit. Some girls too, of course but not most are very different in social style.
Can I join? HOT.
#21 Where do you work? I would like an application.
#18 I feel your pain. I have to deliver all the boxes that you unload
#22 dude? really? no tortillas! occupy that theatre!
#21 love the eye(s)
#5 looking good to me darlin
#5 lookin good.kinda hot.
#13 and #21 WOW…this is why we love the Chive…knowing that women like that are reading all the crap we post. Whether they're rolling their eyes, or laughing, they are out there…dream women for some of us still hunting…
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