Ross Nanotechnology’s NeverWet superhydrophobic spray-on : theCHIVE

More specifically the future will be waterproof due to Ross Nanotechnology’s NeverWet superhydrophobic spray-on.

Underbaker

So if you put it on your bed and sweat in your sleep do you just slide right off the bed?

doogie

sure if you sweated enough to generate a liquid film covering the whole bed and were on an incline.

Underbaker

Well it was more of a joking question, but all you would need is a thin film of sweat on yourself and then the slight momentum of turning over should then carry you off the bed. (Having a flashback to that Super Bowl commercial a couple years ago with the guy sliding right off the bed and out the window)

Salute My Shorts

You can finally step on black guys' shoes without them wanting to beat your ass

doogie

its not armor, it does not reflect it simply increases surface tension and would cause the piss to bead and move more rapidly down the drain. so ideally you would coat your drains for clog free operation.

Final

My white T shirts are finally SAFE!
moonshot

This could be the best condom ever!
theDnice

If this stuff gets in the environment or our bodies we are gonna be fudged. Out in 2012 you say.?.?.?.?.?
Jim

No more tears on my pillow at night!
Anonymous

Don’t drink it. You wil drool all day.
Marc

i need to spray this on my stain attracting ties
IamwhoIam

YEAH!!!!
supernips

..and then umbrellas went extinct
alexandercros

the awkward moment when you want to skip 5-7 years and have one of this
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000084830389 Ben Werner

Too cool!
AlexJ225

the chocolate syrup part looks pretty cool
StrikingSammy

How is this awesome?…No more wet t-shirts
GlibTongue

Problem with any 'sealant' is that not only can moisture not get in…but usually it cannot get out.

The material of shoes is meant to 'breathe' generally, so that the moisture trapped inside which is created by the warmth of your foot/sock/shoe insulation, can get out
through the air.

It's a great idea, but I can see some foot fungus problems for people that would wear their shoes for an extended period of time.
MattKL

This is every parent's dream.
drew

want!!!
torc

what happens on the bottom of a boat?
Anonymous

Yes no more sweaty balls
Hotsauce101

This will revolutionize make-up for Porn Stars…
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=FL1ygFHhz8lZUjMBVsYHEVXA Lyrmat

Ross Nanotechnology’s going to have some deep problems when Chuck Norris will see that they stole it from his bathroom.