• https://www.facebook.com/BigDaddyLuvv Bill Ivory

    First! (Sorry, just got out of hospital, this makes my day).

    • waryee

      hmmm im calling legit

    • meh

      Bill fucking Ivory!

    • jjjj

      I hope you have to go back, douche. Unless it was for cancer, then I hope you don't have to go back.

    • T-Ruckus

      From this day forth, Bill Ivory is the only man on the internet I will give thumbs up for a "first".

  • DanielB

    I had First but i gave it to bill, feel better man =]

  • http://www.facebook.com/zacroach Zac Roach

    Just made my night! lol

  • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

    Let's rub our cop penises together ..


  • Will

    I'd go down on that woman…

    • etcrr

      in a heartbeat she's lookin pretty hot

      • Sleep_Salone

        Shut up Stan. We know you like the cock.

    • Bon_nie

      Fair call.

  • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

    HI-Five Chive .. this will wake you up in the morning!

  • Cyberfunker

    Very funny Mac…have a good laugh.

  • Merritt

    I would let the roommate be apart of my roleplaying any day.

  • mopery

    Wish I could lie to you and say I laughed..

  • Machinist

    BriTANick has made tons of these little sketchy clips! Basically all of them are as awesome as this one! Go see!

    • Lotus

      Yeah this is pretty old. I've not been impressed with this site's internet literacy lately.

  • thor


    • MonkeyMadness

      Wow. Total fail. Not only do you suck at being first, you also suck at spelling it.

  • sugarpantsdd

    Since when DO ninja's have guns?

    • meh

      since fuck you thats when

  • MonkeyMadness

    Dude! WTF is wrong with you?? YOU. GO. DOWN. ON. HER!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/zebulonmiller Zebulon Miller

      With legs like that, it wouldn't bother me in the least.

      • MonkeyMadness

        I wouldn't even hesitate! I'd be down there in a heartbeat!

  • etcrr

    why did she even have to ask him to go down on her? He must be the most boring guy if she feels the need to spice it up

    • meh

      ^ has never been in a relationship

      • Sleep_Salone

        Of course not…it's Stan_Dalone.

        • etcrr

          dude I told you proof or stfu you have none and I am not Stan. You are acting like a low life. go stalk Stan somewhere else

          • Sleep_Salone

            No, no, no, I'll continue to do as I please…you know, you may actually be a bit more entertaining since you jettisoned Stan…if you weren't Stan, it wouldn't bother you quite as much…you'd simply ignore me.

      • etcrr

        meh dude what are you 12? you clearly either don't know what it is to be a good lover or your are as boring as he is

  • dagleja3

    Shit dude, I'd start snacking on that pink taco if your not interested!

    • MonkeyMadness

      By the time he got down there, I'd already be there. You snooze, you lose!

  • Marine Dad

    Yup the answer to the last question is nomnomnomnom.

  • dorkfish

    The asian girl….Find Her.

    • Keith_D


      And thirded and fourthed and fifthed and so on…

  • bros3idon

    worth watching till the end

  • misschris

    "I'm gonna have to have sex with you so awesome.." LOL! Who says that? 😛

    • You Know Me

      From now on: me. I'm married, so my tolerance for sex denial risk is fairly high.

    • Commando00

      I would try it but I don't think I could stop laughing enough to have sex even if it did work……LOL

  • Commando00

    …….they're missing a midget, fire hydrant and a saddle……

  • Mike St. Jacques

    This is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Granted, I have only been up for 45 minutes…

  • Annie

    ho ho blow job

  • CalAb13

    If she has to ask I can see why they need role play 😉

  • nananamatman

    I frikin LOVE sushi!

  • shanemcguire88

    why wouldn't you go down on her?

    • Frank

      Maybe she doesn't have a very strict hygiene regimen.

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