November 16, 2011 |
In: Funny, Video
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First! (Sorry, just got out of hospital, this makes my day).
hmmm im calling legit
Bill fucking Ivory!
I hope you have to go back, douche. Unless it was for cancer, then I hope you don't have to go back.
From this day forth, Bill Ivory is the only man on the internet I will give thumbs up for a "first".
I had First but i gave it to bill, feel better man =]
Just made my night! lol
FUCKIN' CHRIST ..
Let's rub our cop penises together ..
I'd go down on that woman…
in a heartbeat she's lookin pretty hot
Shut up Stan. We know you like the cock.
HI-Five Chive .. this will wake you up in the morning!
Very funny Mac…have a good laugh.
I would let the roommate be apart of my roleplaying any day.
Wish I could lie to you and say I laughed..
BriTANick has made tons of these little sketchy clips! Basically all of them are as awesome as this one! Go see!
Yeah this is pretty old. I've not been impressed with this site's internet literacy lately.
Wow. Total fail. Not only do you suck at being first, you also suck at spelling it.
Since when DO ninja's have guns?
since fuck you thats when
Dude! WTF is wrong with you?? YOU. GO. DOWN. ON. HER!!!
With legs like that, it wouldn't bother me in the least.
I wouldn't even hesitate! I'd be down there in a heartbeat!
why did she even have to ask him to go down on her? He must be the most boring guy if she feels the need to spice it up
^ has never been in a relationship
Of course not…it's Stan_Dalone.
dude I told you proof or stfu you have none and I am not Stan. You are acting like a low life. go stalk Stan somewhere else
No, no, no, I'll continue to do as I please…you know, you may actually be a bit more entertaining since you jettisoned Stan…if you weren't Stan, it wouldn't bother you quite as much…you'd simply ignore me.
meh dude what are you 12? you clearly either don't know what it is to be a good lover or your are as boring as he is
Shit dude, I'd start snacking on that pink taco if your not interested!
By the time he got down there, I'd already be there. You snooze, you lose!
Yup the answer to the last question is nomnomnomnom.
The asian girl….Find Her.
And thirded and fourthed and fifthed and so on…
worth watching till the end
"I'm gonna have to have sex with you so awesome.." LOL! Who says that?
From now on: me. I'm married, so my tolerance for sex denial risk is fairly high.
I would try it but I don't think I could stop laughing enough to have sex even if it did work……LOL
…….they're missing a midget, fire hydrant and a saddle……
This is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Granted, I have only been up for 45 minutes…
ho ho blow job
If she has to ask I can see why they need role play
I frikin LOVE sushi!
why wouldn't you go down on her?
Maybe she doesn't have a very strict hygiene regimen.
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