Crazy Twilight fans occupy downtown LA for premiere (25 Photos)

I lived a block away from the Kodak Theater in Hollywood for a year and a half, so I've witnessed some crazy traffic and media buzz during premieres. But I have not seen anything like this. Those Twilight fans are bat-shit insane.

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    • the dude

      this is some disturbing shit

    • Jamal

      bitches never getting dick.

      • Lev

        And it's a chicken-or-the-egg situation. Are they unfuckable because they like Twilight, or do they like Twilight because they are unfuckable? The answer is yes.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      I would do the same thing, except i won't

    • StaticFX

      Team Loser

    • Carney

      Call it like it is….pedofiles

    • Jason Ciotti

      One does not simply walk into Mordor, but you can sleep in a tent for days on end to wait to get in.

    • Smitty

      And this is why the rest of the planet hates us.

  • Underbaker

    Still not as gay as… Oh wait, yes it is.

    • jason in pc

      #9 read the shirt… says it all!

    • schmielllssson

      How do all these fat chicks fit in one parking lot

    • Catalystika

      I'm only two posts in and I've already found the best comment for this post, hands down.

  • Anonymous

    What are you doing?! A few well placed Molotov cocktails will take care of them all!

    • Darksoul

      I don't think Molotovs will burn hot enough.

      • Underbaker

        Anyone remember that recipe for Thermite from that Burn Notice episode?

    • Paula_

      Chainsaw…. I just want to get them with my trusty chainsaw… Oh yes. Right meow.

      – the one you love to hate

    • Bro-Magnon

      If I had a snowplow with spikes all over it, this would be what I use it for

    • Nick

      why waste good alcohol.

  • Screwhead317

    Fuck Twlight!

    • BulletproofMonk

      Wanna ruin twilight for them?

      Point out to them that Twilight is about a 100 year old man that preys on high schoolers…

    • disturbed

      I am truly dummer for having even looked at this.

    • kidn

      short and to the point.
      well put good sir.
      well put.

  • Barney Fife

    You have to be fucking kidding me…

  • Geoff

    and not a single man in sight.

    • hMMMM

      #19 – found one!

      • John LeTard

        no you didn't

        • james


        • hMMMM

          My bad, John…didn't mean to offend you. That your sister or something? Penelope LeTard?

      • spoon chest
      • Ron Burgundy?

        That's clearly Chaz Bono, so not technically a man…

    • blur0224

      Not even on the posters…

    • medtxpack

      ya looks mostly like fat chicks and international women….

    • Dan

      Not a single attractive woman in sight either.

  • Mikey

    It's like occupy wall street for idiots.

    • techno_viking

      They're idiots too…

    • Matt

      Except for the fact that occupy wall street protesters are idiots, too.

    • ggg1228

      No. It's just like Occupy Wall Street.

      • Mike

        Occupy Welts Relate? 🙂

    • Billy

      Don't you mean occupussies.

    • Malkintosh22

      It's like occupy wall street except for the police brutality. Which is too bad.

      • Wesley Snipes

        you mean it is more sanitary than the idiots at the occupy wall street right? Police brutality my ass those idiots are raping and killing people, I wish the cops would open fire on them!

    • brent

      Occupy Virginity

  • Holy Hell

    OK. So I'm convinced now.
    Nothing else is so gay !

    • Lexie

      Kinda offensive toward the gay community, this just plains sucks

    • rodeftone

      Sad but true !!!

    • Imgonnabeanonymous

      I do believe thats a lesbian

      • houtini

        But why would a lesbian enjoy Twilight?

        • kidn

          ashley greene.

    • LGB

      Grr. Can we hate on Twilight without hating on the regular folks, please? I'm sure not every Bill Murray fan looks like David Beckham . . .

  • iwarnock

    I dont wanna live in this planet anymore..

  • Butthead

    Being a werewolf hurts my bones.

    • Your Mom

      Nice Bevis and Butthead reference!

    • C-Mo

      Ahooooo ahugh ugh

    • Catalystika

      Butthead: "Why are they always whispering?"
      Beavis: "They're probably embarrassed."

  • John

    They're all fatties

    • @TomREdwards

      I noticed that also. I despise fat people!

      • Scolt

        werd to big bird

    • Chivette Alice

      What the hell is wrong with you, you sick bastard? Real women aren't skeletons.

      • HerpDerp

        well they certainly don't have to be whales either, thank god.

  • RooFeeOOO

    I used to work at L.A. Live and was there at the last Twilight premier, they are crazier than you can imagine. There are 45 year old women there camping out to get a look at the male actors. It's creepy. One of my coworkers has a strong resemblance to Kristen Stewart and they practically attacked her to get a picture with her. Glad I'm not there anymore.

    • Cody Symes

      If it were Middle aged men doing the same for the actresses, someone would call the police…

    • Wesley Snipes

      cool story bro

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  • Verbal_Kint

    What the fuck? These people have nothing else to do? No jobs? To catch a glimpse of someone that could give a shit about them? 99% indeed…

    • Troll_The_World

      I couldn't have said it better.

    • .....

      wouldnt they be the 1%? cause their are so few of them if its even a full 1%

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  • Gio

    I like they're all ugly and/or fat

  • Verbal_Kint

    #19 ever open a can of biscuits and it *POPS* and some of the dough comes out the side?

    • sandviper

      that, sir, is the most epic comment of the day. well done.

      • Adam

        I concur, great comment.

    • Chivette Alice

      Like Thumper on Bambi once said.. shut the fuck up.

  • Bon_nie

    Why? Just….why?!

  • _da fuck!

    Seriously … thanks Chive, I am not WAY MORE gay after scrolling this post, than that time I kissed a guy.

  • Steele

    No lives

  • Basil

    Ah, the easily impressed. Only those so simple and sheltered that they believe that some magazine cutouts glued to construction paper ranks with a wonder of the world, could appreciate storytelling of the twilight sort. They love lamp.

  • Anonymous

    Anyone else notice that all these chicks are huge?

  • Pat Bateman

    Urge to murder is at an all time high.

    • Pat_Bateman1

      I feel you.

    • ComeAtMeBro

      I can only click the thumbs-up button once 😦

  • G Monie

    Is any one else not surprised that they are all fatties?

  • Dwayne

    I hope 5 days in a tent was spent dieting..

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